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I actually emailed them about this and that's the exact explanation they gave. Thank you for confirming this Duffy.
Originally Posted by Duffy08
they're too busy manufacturing the dildos that are being rammed up my asshole
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i havn't laughed that hard in a while!
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This is why I have a hard time condeming bad topics here.
There is no way that this should be anything but deleted, yet, I got a laugh out of it, and it'll probably be the funniest thread of the day (at least in PD).
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yes, a duck! that's that would probably be the greatest avatar ever, reminds me of a joke i've heard...so a duck walks into a bar.....
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LOLZZZ that is sooo funny. cuz..lol cuz ducks dont drink booze!!! LMFAO.Originally Posted by emang8
yes, a duck! that's that would probably be the greatest avatar ever, reminds me of a joke i've heard...so a duck walks into a bar.....
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar man "pint of stella". The man responds "sorry but we don't serve ducks ", the duck sighs and walks out.
The next day the duck returns back to the pub and asks the same question, "pint of stella?", the bar man replies "i told you yesterday that we don't serve ducks here, now get lost". So the duck turns and leaves.
The following day the duck enters the bar again, but before he can ask his question the bar man shouts at him "if you ask me for a stella again I'll nail your beak to the bar, got it?"
The duck looks up at him and says "got any nails?", "no" replies the bar man.
The duck pauses, "Pint of stella then" -
lol
Originally Posted by Duffy08
they're too busy manufacturing the dildos that are being rammed up my asshole
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Im happy to contribute sir :DOriginally Posted by Duffy08
they're too busy manufacturing the dildos that are being rammed up my asshole
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Originally Posted by Hateflops
lolOriginally Posted by Duffy08
they're too busy manufacturing the dildos that are being rammed up my asshole
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Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop...
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Huh???Originally Posted by threeven
Im happy to contribute sir :DOriginally Posted by Duffy08
they're too busy manufacturing the dildos that are being rammed up my asshole
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Guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He notices a jar of twenty's sitting behind and asks the bartender, "what's with the jar?" Bartender says, we're having a contest. Whoever knocks the fat guy at the end of the bar off his stool gets the jar. Guy says, "No problem." Bartender says, "That's not it, we got a mean dog in the back with a bad tooth. You gotta get the his tooth out." Guy says, "No problem." Bartender says, "That's not it, there's a 100-year old woman that lives upstairs. She's lonely, and she needs some loving."
Guy says, "No problem" and slaps a twenty on the bar. He grabs an ashtray and flings it across the bar, catching the fat guy in the forehead and knocking him flat on his ass. He gets up and runs into the back to get the mean dog. Turns out it's a rottweiler. He's back there for an hour, the bartender hears all kinds of screaming and yelling and yelping. Finally the guy emerges from the backroom, blood on his torn clothes and says, "Okay now where's that old lady with the bad tooth?" -
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Three guys walk into a bar and the fourth one ducks.
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I lol'dOriginally Posted by Duffy08
they're too busy manufacturing the dildos that are being rammed up my asshole
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