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  1. I took a shower earlier and I just busted out of the money in the 100r..............got any more tips????
     
  2. Did you forget breakfast you donkey?
  3. I had a fairly large sized apple for breakfast.....apple+shower should equal a ft appearnce, no????
     
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  4. i agree with sarcasm in regards to that article. it goes right along with that 'play in a comfortable chair and win tournaments' article.

    f my relax the back chair, it must be defective.
  5. lol @ f my relax the back chair....Actually I wasn't being sarcastic towards article, just fuckin around. I actually think diet is important in playing optimal poker, even tho I usually eat crap.
     
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  6. Apple does not equal FT, Apple Jacks on the other hand with 2% milk who knows?
  7. My chair has no back actually it's a bloody stool. I have no chance.
  8. WOW! I had no idea.
    My wife upgraded me yesterday from a kitchen chair to a leather backed office executive chair. I expect this means more ft's are around the corner....as long as i eat my fruit loops and stop SUCKING.
    "Baby Steps!"
  9. Certainly opened up the vault of poker knowledge on that one.

    Part 2

    Rubbing one out & game theory!
  10. This is from last night's (Mon) $150+12 on stars. I played while sitting in my bathtub, therefore I had an unfair advantage over Rooth who only took a shower earlier in the day. :p

    Hello partyfish1,

    Congratulations on your finish in tournament #33277211!
    You agreed to a deal at the final table to adjust the payouts as follows:

    Official New
    Player Payout Payout
    ========= ======== ======
    partyfish1 #1 $ 23850.00 $ 20746.10
    Roothlus #2 $ 13642.20 $ 16746.10
  11. WTF rooth u chopped that? we need the wins for the contest!!! I got big side action on this...

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