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  1. Soupie Soupie is offline

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    Jul 5th, 2010 (7/5/2010 11:28am)

    You receive an email from Adam Small and dont immediately think it's for penis enhancement

    You know that Sheetsworld is not a competitor to Bed, Bath and Beyond

    You know that Apestyles is not black

    You see an empty milk jug and immediately have to pee

    You idolize TeeCoy

    You hear someone is going to Paradise and all you can think of is hotdogs

    You wonder if Ari can play poker in that wooden hut

    You know that everyone should shove Dipthrong everytime he opens the pot in position

    You root for Pearljammer just because.....I don't know....I just like him

    You love JohnyBax because he is just the best ambassador for online poker

    You now have Rizen as a regular English part of your vocabulary

    You wish Lee Jones never left pokerstars

    You know JJProdigy is a great poker player but....(no comment)

    You wonder how Imperium can just 3 bet in position with zip and be so successful

    This was all in fun. Aloha. :)
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  2. Crazyhorse76 Crazyhorse76 is offline

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    Jul 5th, 2010 (7/5/2010 11:34am) in reply to Soupie

    post more you old ****!
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  3. revolvingiris revolvingiris is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2010 (7/6/2010 12:36am) in reply to Crazyhorse76

    yeah soupie! This was pretty funny/true.
  4. pollyson pollyson is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2010 (7/6/2010 1:02am) in reply to revolvingiris

    i lol'ed
     
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