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my girlfriend keeps asking me this and Im not sure what to say. (I think she wants to get me some kind of gift that involves poker...)
I was thinking "Don't count your chips while they're still on the table" but I would like to hear other peoples favorites. It can be funny/motivational/whatever.
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SluggerWV
A picture is worth a thousand words.
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a .45 beats a fullhouse any day of the week
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"Well ain't that some shit".
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I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not like.
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Not really your standard poker quote, but
"Most people make money to put it in the bank or whatever. I make money to gamble." - Phil Ivey -
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best one
chip and a chair.
worst one
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"All you can eat bay bay."
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"kiddie game is down the street"
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"report to the rail!"
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Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
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"Liquer in the front, poker in the rear."
I hope your girlfriend likes that one. -
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but they were suited!
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"If you can't take the best of it, take the worst of it"
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"Kid's got alligator blood, can't get rid of him."
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Honey! Honey! He called me with a Queen and a Jack! He can't even spell poker!
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Two 7's beat a frush.
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It's only a gambling problem if your losing
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"They shoulda practiced avoidance"
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Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
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In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fucking rake.
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"Shuffle up and Deal"
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"if luck wasn't a factor i'd win every time"
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"Ive been known to run good from time to time just to warn you."
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Right as he calls off with 10-5 for most of his remaining stack against Aces, getting like 2.5-1, against a redic tight player. -
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Lol, terribad.Originally Posted by Mrfreeze53
"Ive been known to run good from time to time just to warn you."
--Brandon Cantu
Right as he calls off with 10-5 for most of his remaining stack against Aces, getting like 2.5-1, against a redic tight player.
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