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  1. I have two favorites:

    "I don't want good luck, I just don't want bad luck"

    And when discussing an even chop in the Sunday Million.

    "My chips are worth more because you are a Santa"
  2. One more from The Flamingo 1/2 NL ring game:
    guy holding a 4h5h to a board of Ah9h3d Gets all his money in against AsAc and when he loses he says and I quote "I am so sick of bad beats, I'm ahead on the flop and the turn!"
  3.  
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post

    "and then my mom sniffed my cock"

    ptownbrad

  4. "He beeet me straight up, pay hhhhkiiim his muunney"..........Teddy KGB

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