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  1. i challenge anyone to find something more comical.. i can gladly say i received a true and honest donation
    not even back in the glorious party days would you see shit like this (nothing is doctored btw and this is on stars)

    Seat 1: snap-on21 ($222.60 in chips)
    Seat 2: gomenlb ($239 in chips)
    Seat 3: NutsInYoEye ($409.40 in chips)
    Seat 4: powerpill ($200 in chips)
    Seat 5: mayhem920 ($278.85 in chips)
    Seat 6: CEBulldog50 ($85.35 in chips)
    CEBulldog50: posts small blind $1
    snap-on21: posts big blind $2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to mayhem920 [Ac Qs]
    gomenlb: raises $4 to $6
    NutsInYoEye: folds
    powerpill: folds
    mayhem920: calls $6
    CEBulldog50: folds
    snap-on21: calls $4
    *** FLOP *** [2c Ks Kh]
    snap-on21: checks
    gomenlb: checks
    mayhem920: checks
    *** TURN *** [2c Ks Kh] [Kc]
    snap-on21: checks
    gomenlb: checks
    mayhem920: checks
    *** RIVER *** [2c Ks Kh Kc] [Kd]
    snap-on21: bets $12
    gomenlb said, "nice rake move"
    gomenlb: calls $12
    mayhem920: raises $24 to $36
    snap-on21: calls $24
    gomenlb: raises $197 to $233 and is all-in
    mayhem920: calls $197
    snap-on21: calls $180.60 and is all-in
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gomenlb: shows [5h Ah] (four of a kind, Kings)
    mayhem920: shows [Ac Qs] (four of a kind, Kings)
    gomenlb collected $16.40 from side pot
    mayhem920 collected $16.40 from side pot
    snap-on21: mucks hand
    gomenlb collected $332.90 from main pot
    mayhem920 collected $332.90 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $701.60 Main pot $665.80. Side pot $32.80. | Rake $3
    <span>Board [2c Ks Kh Kc Kd]</span>
    <span>Seat 1: snap-on21 (big blind) mucked [Th 8h]</span>
    Seat 2: gomenlb showed [5h Ah] and won ($349.30) with four of a kind, Kings
    Seat 3: NutsInYoEye folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: powerpill folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: mayhem920 (button) showed [Ac Qs] and won ($349.30) with four of a kind, Kings
    Seat 6: CEBulldog50 (small blind) folded before Flop
  2. LOL!!! I bet he didn't think high card mattered w/ 4 of a kind.
  3. He doesn't believe in the concept of kicker, I like him. Yeah, you can be a sheep all your life but you'll never know how it feels to think outside the box, conformist.

    What a moran
  4. LoL, that's actually pretty funny!

    snap-on21 is thinking something like this: "OMG, INSTA-FIST PUMP!!! I HAVE QUADS IN A CASH GAME WITH TWO ALL INS AHEAD!!!1 WOOOT WOOT!!!!"
  5. That's just incredible
  6. he's obv a tourney donk.. who the F*** cares about a kicker push and pray baby.
  7. it was me... i thought we were playing 4 card :(
  8. if he didn't think high card mattered he should be playing .01/.02, not $1/$2
  9. actually this happened twice on partypoker to me when they first came out with nl 1000...i really miss that site alot
  10. Funny thing is, you know the dude called all his friends saying how he lost with quads.
  11. standard 1/2 donkdom
  12. I like the mental image of Gomen whining about losing to the rake and mid-sentence in an IM to his buddy about how sick the rake is... then OMG I JUST WON OVER HALF A BUY-IN WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING.
  13. kristi gazes has been know to play as snap-on21 on stars
     
  14. He thot that 4 was a K pbv.
  15. I call there all day, he is getting like 3-1 on his money.
  16. Standard call IMO. It was +EV
  17. OBV Kristy Gazes or some relation, to thinking quads is auto chop
  18. didnt see Dylans post, sorry for stealing ur joke haha
  19. Biggest donk move Ive seen in a while.

    "snap-on21: calls $180.60 and is all-in "

    and then MUCK- loooool