Poker Articles

By Denny Lemieux

Alright no one wants to say it, but let's face it, Beanie OWNS.  Heads up was gator93 and Beanie, couldn't they both just have lost?  I mean they both have won the damn thing 4 times, it's getting kind of old.  Clearly they know the UB algorythym (joke).  Anyways I will contest Beanie only won because PROdige overslept.  I mean the dude wins the tournament last week, get's a tourney named after him, he coudn't have been more pumped and then he didn't even play in his own tournament, who does he think he is John Murphy?

Actually PROdige is a friend of mine.  He's a young guy from St. Louis.  The kid is just downright nasty.  We both learned the game from the same buddy of ours and both started playing at about the same time.  His poker instinct for a young player is sick, he makes plays just because he has "the feeling" and he knows the game so so well for a young player.  Seriously PROdige will be OWNing as much as Beanie in the future if the dude just sets his alarm clock.

Poker has been so so for me lately.  Nothing eventful happening except a lot of losing for me but whatever.  A lot of people I know well have been having a lot of recent success which is great so I thought I would at least blog about that.  I do enjoy seeing my good friends be successful even if I am losing.  I think the funniest thing someone can say to me when I'm losing is, "well i just took a badbeat if that makes you feel any better."  Yes I am so sick and twisted that since I am having a rough go I want everyone else around me to suffer as well right.

Anyways I have been playing a little bit on some other sites.  UB is by far the best in my opinion but has gotten a little boring for me, so the other sites just give me a change of pace.  If anyone is really in a funk I actually recommend this.  Your playing against completely new names so you just go back to playing fundamentally sound poker, you don't think, "well I know I can bluff this guy so I will."  It helps tweak your game a little bit, at least in my donkish opinion anyways. 

OK and about Legggggggy's article, if you didn't find it funny, un-bunch your panties and enjoy life a little please.  Was the article a little offensive if you don't know legggggy?  Ya probably, but he wrote the article for fun.  Anyone he badmouthed in his list of players knows that the thing was written in fun, and if you can't take criticism or people thinking bad about you, then don't play poker, because you can't please everyone.  I know I know he didn't even rip on me in the article so of course I would like it right, whatever, the article was supposed to be fun and there is no reason for people to have gotten this worked up about it.  He did later tell me that I wasn't that good looking but everyone else was just that ugly(most likely very true) when we were talking about what he wrote about me, and you know what I laughed and I didn't get upset.  Legggggy is a good dude, old and senile maybe, but still a good dude.  He even begged me for money at the table once, he was so flattering I had to send it to him.  Turns out there was a Leggggy imposter roaming around and this punk made off with my money.  Anyways, completely useless blog as always but hopefully entertaining.  Beanie OWNS, sickening.  Stay Classy.