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Donk On

By seal | Published Nov 05 2008, 11:20 PM

The other day I played an MTT. The thing that makes this even semi-interesting is that I didn’t play on my account. With all my losses lately I had begun to wonder if I was a marked man. By this I mean whether I had so saturated the poker playing community with my articles, videos, and general presence for so long that I no longer held any surprises for anyone. So I decided to log onto my wife’s seldom used account and play anonymously.

For starters it was very liberating. Without the RPT logo above my name I felt like I was free to make all kinds of donkish plays – and I did. My favorite one had to be right before we made it into the money. I was abusing two short stacks at the table for a while already, even though my own stack was just barely above average. With about twenty players to bust until the money I raised 3x from the hijack with 67 off-suit and the button pushes for about twice what I had put in and then the big stacked big blind calls him and I figured I at least had live cards so I insta-called as well. The flop came T45 rainbow and the big blind bets about one fourth of the pot. Now I know that what I did here is far from proper poker, but when my push got the big blind to fold it just felt great. The fact that I missed my straight and lost the main pot didn’t even bother me at all as I ended up with close to the same amount of chips I had before the hand.

I suppose I should have cared that I might have bubbled and lost the measly $11 that my wife had left in her account, but I was carefree and fearless. Still, I must admit that it felt strangely good when I lost later on and got paid $42 for my trouble. So good in fact that I played on her account again the next day. This time I played a few low limit sit n go’s and then another MTT. When all was said and done that day I made another $55 and I was really getting a kick out of growing my new roll.

Well, when I woke up early the next day, which conveniently was a Saturday that I had no plans for, I decided to start early with the $10 rebuy at 8am. I didn’t want to lose much of my new money, so I resolved to only play for the $10. But we all know how long resolutions last, and when my suited AK lost an early race to a pair of eights, I found myself rebuying once. From then on my stack grew slowly but steadily into about 7k  just before the break I got another suited AK and, as is often the case at the end of the rebuy hour, three short stacked players went all in. Even on my new account I am such a nit at heart that I almost folded, but my devil-may-care side won out and I called. When the cards turned up I was up against an AJ offsuit, a Q8 suited, and a pair of threes. An ace flopped and I went into the break with about 15k.

I continued to play a lot of unraised pots and fold most of my speculative hands to any decent size raise after the break. And, for a change, I hit more than a few flops and took a lot more chips from some more players. Once when the blinds were 75/150, I called in the hijack seat with a suited 45 and then called the 3x raise from the button. I wasn’t looking at the 2 to 1 odds the pot was giving me, I was looking at his 6k stack and thinking I could get it all with the right flop. Luck was with me again as the flop came A45. I led out for 800 and sure enough, he pushed with his AK. My two pair held, my stack grew, and he called me some unflattering things from the rail.

Then I did something really smart. I took my own advice and took my foot off the pedal for a while. I folded my next AK to a medium stack’s all in re-raise with what I thought was a medium to high pair. I also folded a pair of jacks a short time later to another all in bet that would have taken a third of my stack. Not that I was completely inactive. I stole a few blinds in position and won a nice pot when I called an obvious river bluff down with my pair of sixes. But I mostly stayed away from big confrontations, even if I thought I might have a small edge. My stack was big enough that I didn’t need to gamble that way.

But, when given the opportunity to risk a little for a potential big gain, I was more than willing to get in there. And I continued this same style through the late game. With less than fifty players left I got pocket sevens and there was an early big stacked 3x raiser and then an all in re-raise for only a few grand more so I called knowing that the reraiser had hamstrung the first raiser who could only flat call after me. Sure enough I hit my seven and more than doubled up. The funniest part was when we got all in on the flop and both opponents turned over pocket aces! I knew they had each other locked out and there was no way I could lose.

The short of the rest of it is that I finished in 4th place for more than $2,500. I was happy with the way I played and certainly happy with the payout. Believe it or not, I did have a fleeting moment when I was mad that my new score wouldn’t count for my PLB points. But when I thought about it I realized that was just my vanity talking. I should just be glad that I am having fun playing again and winning more to boot. Besides, if I really wanted anyone to know about it I could always write an article about how I turned $11 into $2,600 in just one week!  ;o)


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Comments
 

SEABEAST said:

is this some kind of joke/level? you are really glorifying playing on a second account the week of the mr casino scandal?

November 5, 2008 11:39 PM
 

Macknot said:

is this not the same mr casino got banned

November 5, 2008 11:45 PM
 

rjfire15 said:

Good story......However, couldn't the site you played on, take away the winnings?? Since it wasn't actually your wife playing??

Just a question!!

November 5, 2008 11:47 PM
 

PIsom23 said:

Umm is this not exactly what mr. Casino got banned from stars for?!

November 5, 2008 11:49 PM
 

crackin_ty said:

pretty sick that you are talking about multiaccounting so liberal

November 5, 2008 11:49 PM
 

JD Roark said:

gotta be a level...

November 6, 2008 12:01 AM
 

theczar19 said:

This literally cant be real

November 6, 2008 12:02 AM
 

TnSvn said:

Enjoy your vacation from the tables sir

November 6, 2008 12:04 AM
 

Chock is RockIN said:

thats shady...

November 6, 2008 12:04 AM
 

Chock is RockIN said:

mabye its just a mis understanding

November 6, 2008 12:08 AM
 

hotsas said:

obv brag about cashing in a tourney for $2500 under a different name

November 6, 2008 12:09 AM
 

Bertrand13 said:

ummm wat?

November 6, 2008 12:11 AM
 

Bertrand13 said:

also how does this qualify as an article on p5's???

November 6, 2008 12:13 AM
 

downbylaw11 said:

im speechless

November 6, 2008 12:13 AM
 

L0bstaM0bsta said:

Please tell me someone on p5s has the ability to read these articles before they are posted...this is a fucking joke

November 6, 2008 12:15 AM
 

thecastle said:

people just cant take a joke anymore.

November 6, 2008 12:15 AM
 

SAVIOR said:

ban seal

November 6, 2008 12:19 AM
 

pharreal87 said:

what a retard for saying he played on a diff. account? i'm drukn right now and still know this retard is retarded.

November 6, 2008 12:20 AM
 

Chock is RockIN said:

wow ban Seal!

November 6, 2008 12:30 AM
 

GRIMYOAF said:

This is all just a level.  It couldnt have been Seal on his wife's account cuz he was bowling the whole week.

November 6, 2008 12:36 AM
 

x walks x said:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

November 6, 2008 12:51 AM
 

myzislow said:

lool, just wow.

November 6, 2008 12:56 AM
 

Harry Oxx said:

i guess if u suck, its not illegal to multiaccount. Only if ur good it is

November 6, 2008 1:09 AM
 

ellizizcute said:

unbelievable

November 6, 2008 1:22 AM
 

permatilt420 said:

NICE FRONT PAGE ARTICLE IMO

November 6, 2008 1:58 AM
 

ricardogcl said:

wtf... how come p5's leave this article here?? probably a joke by seal, but so stupid not to confirm the joke at the end of the article. some people are just gonna do the same thing now...

unbeleivable!!!!

November 6, 2008 2:56 AM
 

snakee said:

lmao, great level.... i hope :)

November 6, 2008 3:02 AM
 

flywiithme said:

it has to be a level because no one can play as bad as he described

November 6, 2008 3:05 AM
 

Jeangrae said:

haahhahahhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhaahhahahhahhahahahahaah  

really?

November 6, 2008 3:15 AM
 

Stuman123 said:

the wink means level surely?

November 6, 2008 3:22 AM
 

resilient said:

lol n level

November 6, 2008 3:34 AM
 

zigi said:

most funny of all is that nobody seems to get it ..ofcourse  SEAL read the forums.....lighten up guy's

November 6, 2008 4:05 AM
 

aad said:

I'm interested in knowing what made you think it was a good idea to post this?

November 6, 2008 4:41 AM
 

PocketSims said:

right after a the mrcasino shit and  this dumbass writes this, seal i used to think u were smart till u wrote this

November 6, 2008 5:16 AM
 

RustyNail said:

Sad day for p5s, at least to me it is.

November 6, 2008 5:40 AM
 

TheConArtist said:

lol WP P5s and Seal. You guys have a great sense of humour.

November 6, 2008 6:00 AM
 

rfohrenbach said:

The accounted Soiled Deck placed 4th in the Stars $11r for $2,488 on Saturday, October 18, 2008. This essentially proves that Seal was playing under his wife's account.

November 6, 2008 6:09 AM
 

crackin_ty said:

the sick thing, this is nor a level nor good humor. this is just amazing stupidity

November 6, 2008 6:09 AM
 

TakeItBack said:

LOOOOOL awesome

November 6, 2008 6:13 AM
 

RustyNail said:

Poor taste. Really poor taste.

November 6, 2008 6:19 AM
 

adog26 said:

obv level

November 6, 2008 6:28 AM
 

UKKage said:

Can someone definitively say that this isn't a joke and was serious? Otherwise I can't believe it.

November 6, 2008 6:29 AM
 

Imustcall said:

How can anyone hate on P5s, this is pure gold.

November 6, 2008 6:39 AM
 

Mr Galt said:

Either way this should be taken down by pfives.

November 6, 2008 6:43 AM
 

BudmansCom said:

Considering the current state of affairs of online poker, level or not, this is absolutely STUPID of Adam and gang to publish this article, and of course, for Seal to write it.

November 6, 2008 6:55 AM
 

gguk2008 said:

Popular article

November 6, 2008 7:03 AM
 

Popperhead said:

GR8 article GG sealed DEck

November 6, 2008 7:09 AM
 

Diggs said:

Are you kidding me P5's....wtf?

November 6, 2008 7:10 AM
 

ronkend said:

lol

November 6, 2008 7:14 AM
 

fiddy on top said:

Isn't Seal married to Heid Klum?

November 6, 2008 7:49 AM
 

ricardogcl said:

"The accounted Soiled Deck placed 4th in the Stars $11r for $2,488 on Saturday, October 18, 2008. This essentially proves that Seal was playing under his wife's account."

JESUS, IS THIS REALLY TRUE?? OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!! This is beyond stupidity imo.

Print Screen

November 6, 2008 8:04 AM
 

wmmcl said:

I'm confused

November 6, 2008 9:56 AM
 

tEh_R3aLde4L said:

lol funny

November 6, 2008 11:43 AM
 

EddieO said:

that's the last straw...i'm moving to 2+2 - whether its a joke or not it speaks volumes........i waste too much time here already - if this is a joke - its the most pathetic joke i've ever witnessed.

November 6, 2008 11:46 AM
 

Aesh said:

Bad taste?  I don't know, I'd say the jury will be out for awhile on this one.

I enjoyed it Seal, and I think it was perfect timing!

If you can't laugh at yourself... (and I mean our online poker community and also humanity), then what's the point?

November 6, 2008 11:12 PM
 

Neil Moodie said:

wow u guys take things soooo seriously. chill out

November 7, 2008 12:29 AM
 

jimmydewrag1 said:

If Seal wants to multi accnt let him if he wants to go public like Casino ..go ahead...P5'S is just giving idiots the forum to be stupid and self ban themselves...Not P5'S fault.Thes people like the rest will multi account anyway...hard to stop the cheating....The article is not a level who would be that stupid?lol...peace

November 7, 2008 1:51 AM
 

Tim Lock said:

Replies like the majority of these are why I stay in OT.  You guys have your heads so far up your asses you can't even realize an obvious joke post when you see it.  

wp Seal

November 8, 2008 9:31 AM
 

DeffDeftonez said:

ur all fucking tight ass fags

November 8, 2008 7:53 PM
 

stacked99 said:

I mean let alone the mutliaccount using should be enuff for u to get kicked in the nuts.  But the majority of the hands in ur article were misplayed.  Find a rope, tie it in a noooose, etcccc..

November 10, 2008 11:43 AM
 

floyd2a said:

maybe if stars would let you change your screen name occasionally this shit wouldnt happen

November 11, 2008 8:18 AM
 

byzaa said:

party poker allows you to change your screen name every 180 days

November 12, 2008 12:37 AM
 

byzaa said:

oh yeh ,  your all americans though

November 12, 2008 12:38 AM
 

420beats said:

even if it was a joke its too easily confused by anyone relatively new to poker/p5s and isnt fully aware of the politics of poker.

its bad if its true but its worse if its a joke.

if you need an excuse to get out of this seal tell em you smoke pot.I t always works for me.

December 4, 2008 2:28 PM
 

FullTrick said:

No article by Seal since then...I think it wasn't a joke...

February 19, 2009 6:57 AM

 
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