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How I lost the last of my bankroll to stevesbets
stealthmunk (United States) 460 Posts. Joined 05-01-2005.
05-25-2006 2:51 AM

Underbankrolled, I know, but I lost a 5k hu to  stevesbets ( the biggest donkey  in the planet)
I played him once before and he fucking got all his money in drawing dead to my 6s full of 5s.
This was highlights vs the fish.

Highlights

PokerStars Game #5045777165: Tournament #25329273, $5000+$100 Hold'emNo Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2006/05/25 - 03:34:28 (ET)
Table '25329273 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: stevesbets (1010 in chips)
Seat 2: stealthmunk (1990 in chips)
stevesbets: posts small blind 10
stealthmunk: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to stealthmunk [Jd Js]
stevesbets: raises 40 to 60
stealthmunk: raises 100 to 160
stevesbets: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [4d 9c Ts]
stealthmunk: checks
stevesbets: bets 120
stealthmunk: raises 1710 to 1830 and is all-in
stevesbets: calls 730 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4d 9c Ts] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [4d 9c Ts Qd] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stealthmunk: shows [Jd Js] (a pair of Jacks)
stevesbets: shows [Qc Tc] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
stevesbets collected 2020 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***




Dealt to stealthmunk [4c Jc]
stevesbets: raises 60 to 90
stealthmunk: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [4h Ks 2s]
stealthmunk: checks
stevesbets: bets 90
stealthmunk: calls 90
*** TURN *** [4h Ks 2s] [Jh]
stealthmunk: checks
stevesbets: bets 180
stealthmunk: raises 1100 to 1280 and is all-in
stevesbets: calls 1100
*** RIVER *** [4h Ks 2s Jh] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stealthmunk: shows [4c Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
stevesbets: shows [Qc Kh] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
stevesbets collected 2920 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***


Dealt to stealthmunk [8d 7s]
stealthmunk: raises 30 to 60
stevesbets: raises 90 to 150
stealthmunk: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [Ts Ah 3c]
stevesbets: bets 120
stealthmunk: raises 120 to 240
stevesbets: calls 120
*** TURN *** [Ts Ah 3c] [4h]
stevesbets: checks
stealthmunk: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ts Ah 3c 4h] [Kd]
stevesbets: checks
stealthmunk: bets 680 and is all-in
stevesbets: folds
stealthmunk collected 780 from pot
stealthmunk: shows [8d 7s] (high card Ace)

Dealt to stealthmunk [3d Jd]
stevesbets: raises 40 to 60
stealthmunk: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [3c 3h 8d]
stealthmunk: bets 60
stevesbets: calls 60
*** TURN *** [3c 3h 8d] [3s]
stealthmunk: bets 120
stevesbets: calls 120
*** RIVER *** [3c 3h 8d 3s] [Jc]
stealthmunk: bets 490 and is all-in
stevesbets: calls 490
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stealthmunk: shows [3d Jd] (four of a kind, Threes)
stevesbets: shows [Ad Qs] (three of a kind, Threes)
stealthmunk collected 1460 from pot

Just would like to say thank you to everyone who I've talke d to while posting.
Because lee lets a fish like stevesbets to take my last 5000$ on pokerstars, I am quitting poker forever.
i will find a game that doesn' t reward monkeys so often.
No matter how badly you outplay someone,
the idiots always find a way to win.

that is all,
stealthmunk officially retired from poker.

huadiawgf gifafi

 
 
 

Tobias Funke 72 Posts. Joined 02-03-2006.
05-25-2006 2:58 AM - In reply to

This post made my day.

One guy berates another guy who is known for berating guys.... and then blames Lee Jones for his disappearing bankroll?

Then he goes Gidders on us.

No way this is serious.  Please let it be serious.

stealthmunk (United States) 460 Posts. Joined 05-01-2005.
05-25-2006 3:02 AM - In reply to

Disappearing bankroll, no?
I've made over 30k in the past 3weeks and I will be having a nice summer thanks to  fish.
Highlighted by me taking Twin-caracas  for over 12khu at 10-20nl.

However, after seeing that  complete idiot take my 5000$ I no longer have faith in online poker sites, and refuse to play anymore.

Its too bad I don't have a backer or the $ to  play stevesbets heads up for eternity or 5-10/ 10-20 nl for eternity, or I'd be rich past the summer.

I'm going to find a new skilled game that doesn' t give idiots the luxury of being able to win so frequently.

PZ OUT

Johnny Ringo 709 Posts. Joined 05-23-2006.
05-25-2006 9:23 AM - In reply to

try the penny slots

Paul Ordeeb (United States) 896 Posts. Joined 12-25-2005.
05-25-2006 12:07 PM - In reply to

I bowl and there is something called a cold 8. (for a right handed bowler)  It's where you shot a perfect shot and JUST GOT F@cked.  One of the best bowlers of all time is Walter Ray Williams and he says Horse Shoes is the only game of skill that rewards excelence he knows of!!! 

D-BoII (United States) 118 Posts. Joined 09-01-2005.
05-25-2006 3:36 PM - In reply to

Try some blackjack!!   There is a game you can master   :o)  

Only game I have played that makes me want to stick a fork in my eye!


randomfrost (United States) 7,258 Posts. Joined 07-28-2005.
05-28-2006 11:51 PM - In reply to

What an up and down week for Stealthmunk. He drops the old gidders stop and go "i'm quitting" post and sure enough he comes back...

good job so far and gl in the Stars Million


FoNZ87 (Canada) 940 Posts. Joined 03-01-2006.
05-29-2006 12:45 AM - In reply to

LOL @ this whole post and the stars 500$ sunday tourney makes it even better...seein as hes at the FT....

kinghill (United States) 1,627 Posts. Joined 07-04-2005.
05-29-2006 3:09 AM - In reply to

WOWOWOWOWOW
This thread owns

Hope $170k helps your bankroll!!!

sharkusmanly (Canada) 323 Posts. Joined 06-09-2005.
05-29-2006 4:18 AM - In reply to

guaranteed this fool wil go broke

SamHarris (United Kingdom) 187 Posts. Joined 05-29-2006.
05-29-2006 11:07 AM - In reply to

Without a shadow of a doubt, the best post I've ever seen on this site!

Congrats on winning the 170k!

µ (x+t) (United Kingdom) 1,776 Posts. Joined 03-30-2006.
05-29-2006 3:55 PM - In reply to

stevesbets would gladly play you all summer.  he would CRUSH you stealth.

stealthmunk (United States) 460 Posts. Joined 05-01-2005.
05-29-2006 6:54 PM - In reply to

after talking to some friends,
and finally getting crushed/outplayed in a match
ive decided not to play him anymore.
you just might be right.

gambler2k4 (United States) 2,315 Posts. Joined 02-25-2006.
05-31-2006 8:16 AM - In reply to

Are you still retiring forever? Poker is a crazy game aint it....

Stupor_Mundi (United States) 2,382 Posts. Joined 03-13-2006.
06-01-2006 12:50 AM - In reply to

Congrats on the win in the $530 Stars, Stealth... I'm just curious, how did you wind up in that tourney after the post earlier in the week anyway?  Seems kind of strange...
 
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