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OK OK. big HEMS!!!! here. i know you guys loved my last bad beat story. ( i hate people who laugh at the bad beats of others!!!) But this one is just toooo much badder.
ok. so im sitting at the $1-2 NO LIMIT!!! table on ub!!! i buy in for $40, the minimum, because I LOVE TO GO ALL IN!!!!!!! wooooooooo! i hate those people who hate going all in. next month i am legally changing my name to AL En. But anyway, back to the BAD BEAT! OK. So ive built my $40 up to $100!!! WOOT! after a few good plays, a few times in which i had my stupid idiot friggen donkey oppoents soot dominated when they went all in, i took their $$.
I look down at K Q on the BUTTON!!! for those of you who are knew, the button is the best position in hold em because you get to play with the dealer disc while you are bored in the hand. ok. ok. anyway, i do a fist pump because i love being sooted. it means i might hit a flush. ok. a few UTG limpers, i RAISE IT UP to $4.25!!! why a small raise BIG HEMS?!?! well nub, its because i like to raise it UP!!! ok, sb bb and the limpers call. 5 people see the flop.
HERE COMES THE FLOP!! WOOT! FLOP 2 A Q
OK I DO 2 FIST PUMMPS!! (pump pump) i have flopped a pair and the nut flush draw. and a royal flush draw. I do some quick math and calculate the $60 in the pot and the 6-1 chance i have of hitting my royal gives me some pretty good odds, so when the bb bets $10, and a limper raises to $30, i have to do some thinking. after doing the math and putting them both of JJ ( different suits of course! LOL) i go all in to see where im at. this concept may be knew to you nubs. basically, if you don't know if you have the best hand.. GO ALL IN! if you get called, you are beat.. or you are ahead, and if you dont get called... $$$
OK LONG STORY SHORT. i lost to a friggin idiot with AQ OFFSUIT who plays that for a $2 raize??? AND WHY DIDNT HE PUT ME ON 22 LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE?!?! GOOD THING I DIDNT HAVE 22 my god friggen idiots
TURN J i creamed my pants when this card came.. 2-1 that i will hit my royal now!!!
river 2
yeah.. 2 2 s SO RIGGED!!!
BIG HEMS OUT
PS I posted this at the end of the month so its fresh in their minds... $20 please!!!
EDIT PPS. BET ON THE NON-RELATIVE STRENGTH OF YOUR HAND!! i cant emphasize this enough. if you have quads... with 22223 ont he board and you have 45... GO ALL IN... YOU HAVE QUADS!!! I MEAN COME ON!! you cant lose with quads.. when was the last time you lost with quads?!?! and besides.. it lets you tell people that you lost with quads, they will feel bad for you, and might give u some $$$ BIG HEMS OUT
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someone give this kid a shirt.
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fricken sweet hems. good bad beat again.
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Was this guy drunk while he typed this?
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WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW, that could very well be the sickest beat ever.
I can't believe you didn't hit your royal draw. I would have creamed my pants too!
Meh, at least you got your money in with a soooooooooooooooooted hand.
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Perhaps the funniest thing i've read in a while. Thanks Big Hems. WOOT!
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Cal
(Costa Rica)
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05-02-2005 6:11 PM
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"i go all in to see where im at"
I admit, I laughed out loud when I read that.
Thanks again Hems
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lol idk who this guy is but the "fist pump cuz i love bein sooted" and playin with the dealer disc is flat out funny shit.
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I'm crying this is so funny. Kudos again to Big Hems for another gem!
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ok first off i wanna say something about this bad beat... first off moron you had two 2 of diamonds second off you cant believe he called you with a q off first off you admitted under your own writing it was a small raise and he had ace queen which statistically is a good pre flop hand and then he hits his two pair and you want him to fold you must be some kind of moron i would love to play againist your dumb ass one day cause from what i see you suck
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Haha, someone that took this post as serious. Sh*t dude, find yourself a sense of humour! w00t!
Carnite
K J
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this is no bad beat,,,this guy had you beat pre-flop if anything you couldve given him a bad beat, and you must be horrible trying to chase down a nut flush draw needing runner runner...rediculous
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NIURAT
(United States)
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Joined
02-24-2005.
05-10-2005 3:57 PM
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(it's a joke. he's telling the story from the perspective of a donkey, but shhhh... don't tell anyone).
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My bad beat story in March was far better.
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Espo & Over (sorta sounds like partners on a crime drama)... dudes, go to the store and buy a sense of humor. This is a joke... BigHems is some funny chit. I love it... THE FIST PUMP!!!!!! THE DOUBLE FIST PUMP!! THE DEALER BUTTON!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOTED.
Going all in to find out where you are at in the hand... is that from Harrington or Cloutier???
Looking forward to next month's installment. Hems owns.
Nick
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