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Be careful what you tell your kids
By LeftyMark on 05-15-2008 10:57 AM

So I spent a couple hours this morning cutting down a few large oak trees, cutting them into firewood and stacking the logs.  I get home with my 3½ year old and just wanted to relax for a bit.

She asks me if I will take her outside and push her on the swingset.  I say, "Just give me a few minutes.  Cutting down all those trees and lugging all that wood around killed me.  I'm going to lay down for a minute."

So she goes in the other room, picks up the phone, and calls my wife at work.  She knows how to call her by just hitting 2 buttons on memory.  This is how the conversation went.

Wife:  Hello.  What's up?

Kid:  Daddy is dead.

Wife:  What?  How did that happen?

Kid:  He was using a chainsaw. 

Wife:  Oh my god.  Is he bleeding?

Kid:  Umm, he looks like he is sleeping.

Wife:  He was using a chainsaw and now he is not awake?

Kid:  Yup.

 

I was in the other room laughing my ass off when my cell phone rings and it's the wife.  She said she almost had a heart attack and now is pissed at me because I kept laughing at her.  I told her to just be happy I'm alive.  Not sure that helped out much. 

 

 

 

 
 
 

Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By screwit9 on 05-15-2008 11:00 AM

LOL. thats good shit, my 5 year old sister says some funny shit as well....

"kids say the darndest things" imo 


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By valek on 05-15-2008 11:00 AM

She did it for the lulz. Very clever kid.


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By ill flu on 05-15-2008 11:00 AM

http://supak.com/robin/kids_say_the_darndest_things.gif


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By palmerjoe on 05-15-2008 11:00 AM

LOL, that is classic! 


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By Reech on 05-15-2008 11:01 AM

LOL, classic. Lefty doesn't need photochops to crack me up.


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By s1nnr on 05-15-2008 11:02 AM

lol, great story...


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By norcaljeff on 05-15-2008 11:05 AM

classic mom levelaments. wmfpimmfo


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By El Burro on 05-15-2008 11:38 AM

Sick photoshop skills, sick chainsaw skills...damn, Lefty is a mofuggin Jedi


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By rivrrmonkey on 05-15-2008 12:02 PM

that is way too cute,  definately something I can see my 3 yr old doing.  still laughing here at the thought of how that conversation went


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By BillMueller on 05-15-2008 12:14 PM

so wait.

are you dead or not? 


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By s1nnr on 05-15-2008 12:15 PM

such cliffhangers...


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By mason32 on 05-15-2008 1:03 PM

such girl who cried wolfaments...

next time you'll have your legs dangling by tendons and skin laying in a pool of blood and urine, and the wife won't call...

 

just sayin 


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By tdoc6 on 05-16-2008 12:53 PM

My brother and sister-in-law (both teachers) sat their 2 girls down (5 and 3) to explain to them what adoption is, my wife and I are in the process now. Well after the half hour discussion the 2 girls huddled for a sec and asked...how much can we sell Landon for? landon is their 14 month old brother.


Re:Be careful what you tell your kids In reply to
By louiemdj on 05-16-2008 12:58 PM

That is hilarious.

 
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