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How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it.
By bfactor on 05-14-2008 12:47 PM

It's really pretty simple.

 

Let's say you drive around in a van, and drive around some city picking up random people off the sidewalks, and kidnapping them into your van, and you have somee big underground dungeon with a few dozen chambers, and you put each person into a different chamber.

Then you go to each chamber, and you say this, one by one, to each person, in each chamber:

"Hi.  Sorry to break the news to you, but I kidnapped you, and you are currently in a dungeon cell which you cannot escape from.  I am a professional torturer, and I've decided to torture you all day every day for the remainder of your life.  I will be shoving red hot needles underneath your fingernails, splashing water on your back, and electrocuting you with an electric brush, drilling into your teeth, into the live nerve, without any pain killers, etc for the remainder of your life.  This might be decades.  Sorry dude.  You're one unlucky mofo.  Your life is gonna suck sooooo bad it isn't even funny.  Bye."

and then you walk out of the room (and have a hidden camera filming the person in this room)

I bet all 20 or 30 of the random people you put into these chambers, ALL OF THEM would not just calmly sit there, all relaxed and shit like "Bleh, oh wells...."

 

No.

 

They would all be FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

 

Like, they would all be running around in their chambers going "OHHH SHIIIT!!!! OHHH NOOOO!!!! FUUUUUCKKKKK!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! NONONONOOOOO!!!!!"

etc on and on like that.

They would be totally freaked out about the idea of getting severely tortured by a professional torturer all day every day for the remainder of their life.

Really, they would, this is a normal human reaction to news of this sort.

 

Now, think about it.  A human lifetime is like 80ish years on avg.  So these guys are running around, totally freaked the fuck out about getting tortured all day every day for a few decades right?

 

But now let's say you walk around on that same sidewalk.  But instead of kidnapping 20 or 30 random people, you instead walk around and briefly interview 20 or 30 random people (90%ish of which claim to "believe" in heaven and hell).

So you are like:

"Hi."

person says

"Hello."

you say

"So do you think you're going to hell when you die?"

person says

"Yes.  Almost everyone will."

person then calmly <----key point walks away.

 

Notice anything?

Yeah.  That's right.  The person wasn't freaking the fuck out.

Gee.... that makes a lot of sense...

NOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

So when confronted with a few decades of permanent severe daily torture, the person is gonna be running around in circles, freaked the fuck out, screaming and crying and shit, but when confronted with an ETERNITY of torture, and actually worse torture than any torture that could be administered by even the most talented torturers on earth, for not 100 billion years.  Not 3942839042830942 trillion years.  No.  ETERNITY.  FOR FUCKING EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR the worst torture ever forever, the person's all like "meh..."

Yea...

Yea you clearly really believe in it......

I can tell.....

 

PSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I CALL BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 
 
 

Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By 2_Towers on 05-14-2008 12:51 PM

BFactor for President. IMO


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By rocksolid124 on 05-14-2008 12:52 PM

Yah, cuz there's so many people who openly believe they are going to Hell.

 


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By norcaljeff on 05-14-2008 12:52 PM

don't be so results oriented immfo


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By sol160 on 05-14-2008 12:53 PM

now that same kidnapper leaves the dungon and tells other people on the street that he loves them, then goes back to tourture, then you have a lot of peoples' vision of god


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By norcaljeff on 05-14-2008 12:54 PM

god outsources torture immfo


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By ecugirl93 on 05-14-2008 12:56 PM

It ain't God that'll be torturing the people in hell... Jeff speaks truth


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By bfactor on 05-14-2008 12:56 PM

Okay, maybe my guess as to how many religious people believe in Hell was a bit off.

but

A for my statement about how the people who DO claim to believe in hell (and yes there are a shitload of them out there (ever been to Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia, Mississippi,  Kansas, Arkansas etc?)

These guys actually wander around pretending they believe in hell.

But it's such a fucking joke.

If they honestly believed in Hell, they would be running around in circles, shivering, and like curling up into a ball in the corner of rooms and shit all day every day, just totally genuinely scared shitless about the idea of burning in fire for all of eternity.

But instead they wander around happily.  Watching movies.  Going to concerts.  Watching tv.  Reading books.

Lol

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Fuck that, seriously, you aren't fooling me....


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By sol160 on 05-14-2008 12:57 PM

who created satan?


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By xxbossmanxx on 05-14-2008 1:00 PM

Ya, hell logic is flawed. Like doesnt satan hate god? So if he does why would he work for god. You know, god ships a bad soul to hell and then satan is like ok, time to punch in and get to work making this guys life suck.

Wouldnt satan be like Fuck this shit, I'm gunna fuk god all up and make hell rock! And why would satan torture peeps god sent to hell, arnt these people the kinda people that satan is down with?

It's all a big scary story to get people into church so they can fund a church system rich and feel like they have purchased ship me to heaven insurance.


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By tommpat2000 on 05-14-2008 1:01 PM

Bfactor you need to do some research before just posting your ramblings.

 

Taken from wikipedia John 3:16 page(you may have heard of that Bible passage)

The verse in the original Greek is as follows (associated Strong's Number in superscript):

Οὕτως3779 γὰρ1063 ἠγάπησεν25 3588 Θεὸς2316 τὸν3588 κόσμον2889, ὥστε5620 τὸν3588 Υἱὸν5207 τὸν3588 μονογενῆ3439 ἔδωκεν1325, ἵνα2443 πᾶς3956 3588 πιστεύων4100 εἰς1519 Αὐτὸν846[3] μὴ3361 ἀπόληται622 ἀλλ᾽235 ἔχῃ2192 ζωὴν2222 αἰώνιον166

Which could be translated literally to mean:

For in this way God loved the world: that he gave the unique son, so that all the ones trusting in him would not perish, but have eternal life.

The more familiar King James Version renders it as:

For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

 

Which, in laymans terms means, if you belive in God and try to live a just life, you will have your sins ablsoved (because the original sin of adam and eve was absolved when jebus ressurected) if you admit them. 

 Ipso facto the would camly walk away thinking, what a poor soul doomed to hell, Ill be styling in heaven though so im peacin'


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By bfactor on 05-14-2008 1:04 PM

Lol ecugirl

NICE DODGE!!!

I didn't say God tortures people.

I know in the bible it's supposed to be teh debbil or whateverz.

That isn't the point (and btw I didn't say it was God torturing anyone if you read my post.... not that it matters...)

My point was that people who believe in hell are clearly full of shit, cuz if they really believed in it, they wouldn't look calm and relaxed.  Nope.  They wouldn't.  They would be permanently freaked the fuck out, running in circles, needing huge amounts of psychological help to cope with the enormous psychological burden of knowing there's a good chance they will be spending all of eterinity burning in fire.

The reason I know this to be true is that in 10th grade summer school, we had to do group projects in our world history class (my group did our project on the topic of the atomic bombing of Japan in World War II).  But one of the other groups in our class did a project on the Rape of Nanking.  It was one of the most gruesome class projects I've ever seen, and probably will ever see.  I'll spare OT some of the gory details, but suffice to say they were VERY thorough on the topic of torture in the Rape of Nanking, and I pretty much know for a fact what people act like when they find out they are about to get severely tortured to an extreme extent for an indefinite amount of time.

I'm not just pulling this out of my ass.  

When people find out they are going to be tortured.  Tortured really really badly.  For a really really really long time.  They DO NOT act calmly about it.

They don't.

 

Thus.

 

I

 

Call

 

Bull

 

Shit

 

.


 


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By ecugirl93 on 05-14-2008 1:04 PM

Well, if you want the Christian version of how Satan came to be, I'll give it to you. You have to understand, as some people in previous religion threads don't seem to, that I'm only basing this on Christian teaching about the origin of Satan. I'm in no way saying that these teachings are unquestionably correct, 100% unequivocally true or that anyone on this board has to believe this. That's my new disclaimer, just to make it clear.

The answer to the question is that Satan used to be an angel. He is a fallen angel. Here's a good explanation (from bibletools.org)...

"Lucifer" means "Light-Bringer" or "Day Star." Ezekiel calls him "the anointed cherub who covers," which means he was one of the chief angels whose wings covered God's throne in heaven. He is specifically shown to be a created being, possibly the most beautiful, wise and perfect of God's creations.

But this mighty angel grew proud and vain in his beauty. He began to become envious of God's authority over the universe, and over maybe millions of years, he schemed to induce other angels to support him in an attempt to overthrow God. When he finally led one third of the angels (Revelation 12:4) to war against God in heaven, God cast him and his angelic troops back to the earth (Luke 10:18).


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By sol160 on 05-14-2008 1:04 PM

satan is pure evil

god created satan

god created evil


Re:How I know people who believe in Hell are faking it. In reply to
By sol160 on 05-14-2008 1:06 PM

so are you saying that god can make mistakes?

 
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