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Slow down...

i like pussy, real turn on. 

Nudity.

smell nice

jean shorts/skirts, good style in general

clean looking hair (straight or curly, just not all crazy) 

very bored, so bored I just owned a paper thats due friday, and i'm the biggest procrastinator ever.... 

i think bigearn needs to get laid... 

 low self-esteem

DING DING DING^^^^

memorial day at the beach in NJ is the best weekend to get ass

1) girls that are self conscious/ low self esteem get really drunk and make bad decisions

2) girls are never more self conscious then the first time they have to put on a bathing suit for the summer

3) ding ding ding
 

underboobage = instachubage 

 cat fights. makes me want a 3some so bad.

french maicures/pedicures.

i'm like eddie murphy in Boomerrang when it comes to a chicks feet

ya those are nice, i dont have a foot fetish or any of that stuff, but nicely kept nails are def. a +... kinda a turnoff when some broad has long finger nails that are all unkept and nasty. 

 Skirts, school girl outfits, maid outfits, nurse outfits etc.

I like when there nose slightly curves up, hence: