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Non poker vacation = Hawaii

I have been there 4 times and everytime was a fucking blast

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why are these good vacation spots...what did u do when u were there?  I need details people!!

got laid, ate amazing food, smoked a lil tree, got laid. its a tight city.

Take a Carribean cruise or park your ass in Cancun.

The view is worth it alone, factor in boat drinks and bikinis and you have a winner.

Funny story from an excursion, we signed up for this "Con Tiki Party Raft" thing. Well, we start out cruising around St Thomas on big ass pontoon looking boat. The captain is droning on about the history and shipwrecks in the area, but the rum punch is flowing and the sun is beating down. They drop us off at the beach for a couple of hours to cool off in the water, the rum starts to take effect and people are loosening up. By the time we all piled back onto the boat everyone was wrecked from the punch, a steel drum band starts up and congo lines form, bikini tops are coming off, just a kick ass party. Well, we get back and start exiting off the boat, this old couple (had to be in their 80's) are in front of me and I overhear the guy tell his wife "Margaret, I haven't been this drunk and had this much fun in over 30 years".

alcohol is awesome...

I would have to second Hawaii. Just got back from 10 days there and It was awsome! You cant spit out your chewing gum without hitting some hot ass chick with it.

i LOVE spitting gum on hot chicks!

I've been on a load of vacations and white water rafting from Utah to Colorado was almost definitely the best.  Cruises are probably my least favorite way of traveling.

Bali, Sydney, Cairns were the best beach related vacations.

I would loooooove to go to australia....

isnt it like 24 hour plane ride?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMqfRey10gA

depends on what you like I guess.

Every year I take a 3-5 day baseball trip and hit 2-4 stadiums I have never been to. I love minor league stadiums!!

-The week after a bunch of my buddys and I graduated high school. We loaded up a buddys car and drove to Chicago. Went to Medieval times. 2 Cubs games and just dorked around the city. Was a blast. The last night we staid there. Scott decided to try and do a Jimmy fly snooka from one bed to the other and land on me. Well Scott is a tubby bitch and didnt make it from one bed to the other, but he did land full force on the table that we had between the beds playing cards.

  It snaped the table top from the Center leg that held it in place. Its 3 in the morning and 3 of us, drunk off our asses decide we are going to find a store that is selling wood glue. Needless to say. we didnt find shit. So the next morning. We ballanced the table top the best we could on the leg, and got the fuck out of there.

On the way back home, I am sitting in the back reading when i notice we are starting to drift across the white edge line. I look over at Scott passed out in the passenger seat. NO biggy. Then I look over at Mark driving. He is sleeping also. So I do the only thing I could think of. I screamed as loud as I could at the same moment. I punched him as hard as I could in the side of the head.

 He woke up trying to hit me back, with Scott and I both screaming for him to get the motherfucken car back on the road. The rest of the 4 hr trip was Mark trying to swing at me from the drivers seat and Scott and I laughing our asses off at him.

def one of the better  trips I have ever taken.

Hawaii is awesome - Maui is rather touristy, but you can watch the sunrise from the top of the world (Haleakala - you're above the cloud line), go to a traditional luau, snorkeling, whale/dolphin watching - tons of stuff to do. Kauai is great for hiking - it's the most untouched of the Hawaiian islands and has great trails with spectacular waterfalls. By far my #1 vacation recommendation.

I just got back from Atlantis (Paradise Island, Bahamas) - there's tons to do there - great waterslides/pools, swimming w/dolphins, parasailing, deep sea fishing, snorkeling, awesome restaurants, etc.

not something you'd want to do just out of college, but the best vaca for me was the Grand Lido Braco resort in Jamaica.  It's run by the same company that runs Hedonism, but it's couples only and higher class.   There is nothing better than playing water volleyball or hanging out in a hottub with 15 other couples, with everyone naked and a waitress bringing you frozen drinks and chicken wings.  Yes, there were some fat ugly ladies and old dudes, but several, several, several knockouts.  and no, nobody walks around with a boner.