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and i guess it is funny .. for everyone but me. Basically I had sex with this girl and blah blah blah. Anyways fastforward to the morning and I am tossing and turning. While moving around I notice this dark brownish color on my sheets kind of all all over. I start wondering what the hell it was and conclude "damn that girl was wearing a lot of makeup last night". My buddies call me up to get breakfast down the street so I roll out of bed throw on some clothes still half asleep and walk to the car they are waiting for me in. As I approach the car I look at my hands and see what looks like dry blood all over my hands. I get in and ask "is this blood what is this shit?". They immediately flip out and tell me to get to the bathroom asap. I figured I had somnething on my face because they were goin nuts. As I reach the bathroom in the closest building I get a text from the girl I banged who I didn't even give my number that said "Sorry I bled on your sheets .. sorry". So yea .... this never happened to me before and I was completely caught off guard by it. I am still disturbed by what happened last night/this morning. I needed to vent. I am going to go sit in the corner of my room now and sway back and forth to console myself.
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i ate a girl out on friday that was on her period.
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i ate a girl out on friday that was on her period.
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damn I was hoping she shit your bed and you rolled around in it
Read my mind. Such potential.
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never happened to you before? you must be a youngun. women bleed, get used to it.
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towman1
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11-15-2009 10:13 PM
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never happened to you before? you must be a youngun. women bleed, get used to it.
Not all women bleed but all women bitch
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PoWdA
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11-15-2009 10:16 PM
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| towman1: | |
Not all women bleed but all women bitch
Uhhhh... I'm pretty sure that all women do both...
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towman1
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| PoWdA: | |
Uhhhh... I'm pretty sure that all women do both...
ummmmmmm..........no
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PoWdA
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11-15-2009 10:20 PM
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| towman1: | |
ummmmmmm..........no
I don't get it.
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So wheres the part of this story thats disturbing????
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| TC_Clueless: | |
Dude if you can play it off like it wasn't a big deal, I bet she'll let you do some really dirty stuff to her. Just don't overreact, it's not that big of a deal.
yea i texted her back after and just said no big deal thats why i have extra sheets
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more lol at how long it took u to figure out what happened
and yea this is definitely messed up .. i was so oblivious and my friends knew the second they saw me .. fuck i thought it was makeup
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towman1
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11-15-2009 10:29 PM
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| PoWdA: | |
I don't get it.
Women require overies to bleed that way not all women have them any more
(Powda obv never dated anyone with plumbing problems)
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Think of it this way... As disturbing as it must have been for you it was probably really embarrassing for the poor girl. Be cool about it. Try to make her feel comfortable. And for God sakes, never let her find out you posted this little story to OT!!!!
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| MrMojo728: | |
I'm not believing 1 word of the OP until I see pics of said hott freshman swimmer
you nut hangers are in here loving on the OP and the mutha fuckah broke the simplest rule of OT
WTF?
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ess286
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I know a guy that got drunk and threw a whole plate of fries into his ceiling fan. He made it rain french fries
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