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Got woke up an hour ago by a bunch of kids outside in the street and they kept me up for the last hour. Then they started climbing a small tree out front (that could have easily broken) and that was the trigger, so I called the cops. I hear the cops telling them they're 15.
I figure the cops would just chase them off, whereas if I go out there they call me a fat grumpy old man and egg my house tomorrow night.
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Man up and tell them to go play elsewhere, bitch move
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lol @ calling the cops on a bunch of 15 year olds lol @ being scared of insults from a 15 year old
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Yeah, because I can't handle insults from little twerps :)
mainly didn't want to wind up TP'd. Mission accomplished
they're hauling the little bastards off.
Holy shit there's four squad cars now . Lol
uninetendedconcsequencements
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dont fuck with dolphin, he will lock your ass up! and he knows where you live! bitches.
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only for you would a lil noise making turn into 4 cop cars
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Definitely don't call the cops.
Definitely DO walk outside with a gas power chainsaw, turn it on as you are walking down the porch steps, rev it full power, and then start turning around and around like you are winding up for the hammerthrow, so you are spinning around relaly fast with the chainsaw whining at full pitch and be simultaneously shrieking at the top of your lungs.
You accomplish 3 things, guaranteed, with this method:
1. They will leave (immediately).
2. They will never come back.
3. They won't get arrested for being harmless teenagers.
3 birds with one stone.
Chainsaw ftw
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Cops are making way much more noise than the kids. Now the cops are calling their parents. Kids snuck out of the house they were staying at apparently.
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Cliffnotes for what you should do the next time you are in this situation:
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If a bunch of kids are playing out in the street at 3am, you damn well better call the police.
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Lol zero chance I'm calling the cops here. I know I'm sticking my .45 in my waistband and going out and telling them to move it along. If they give me any shit, say hello to my little friend.
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Maybe this will help these kids. Next time they'll make sure they make it worth while to sneak out of someone's house INSTEAD OF GOING AND CLIMBING A FUCKING TREE!
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