Off Topic Post

 
Sign in | Join
in
Bodog
$100K Guaranteed
Every Sunday! 
Sign Up Today!
Rakeback
Get cash back after
playing poker!
Sign up now!
CarbonPoker 
$15,000 Rake Chase
Plus 30% Rakeback!
Cake Poker 
33% Rakeback
$25k extra each month!

Off Topic


Please help support pocketfives by using our links when choosing to download a new site!
CarbonPoker · Full Tilt · Cake Poker · PokerStars · Ultimate Bet · Players Only · Bodog

   

A$$hole move or not?
dolphin13 (Palestinian Territory) 13,787 Posts. Joined 01-17-2007.
07-04-2009 4:11 AM

Got woke up an hour ago by a bunch of kids outside in the street and they kept me up for the last hour. Then they started climbing a small tree out front (that could have easily broken) and that was the trigger, so I called the cops. I hear the cops telling them they're 15. I figure the cops would just chase them off, whereas if I go out there they call me a fat grumpy old man and egg my house tomorrow night.
 
 
 

freeway 47 Posts. Joined 06-23-2009.
07-04-2009 9:13 AM - In reply to

 Those sons of bitches, dont they know its America's birthday? How dare they be outside and climbing trees, they should be inside with the lights off gorging themselves with fried food and watching tv!!! Call the cops on these unamerican bastards, i bet they arent even overweight!!


ripomatic (United States) 1,356 Posts. Joined 01-11-2008.
07-04-2009 9:47 AM - In reply to

One of my fav's for getting ramped up....

first thing i thought of!!!!


BAntares (United States) 1,733 Posts. Joined 05-25-2008.
07-04-2009 9:49 AM - In reply to

i'd of just told them to get outta the tree and move along...if they'd of fallen from a branch and hurt themselves  your ass is toast (sued)..same thing happened here to a neighbor a few months ago..how dare you let someone fall from your tree that you didn't even know was there


dangood1 (United States) 867 Posts. Joined 10-05-2007.
07-04-2009 9:59 AM - In reply to

SgtKyle: 
Man up and tell them to go play elsewhere, bitch move

timthegem (United States) 13,391 Posts. Joined 07-04-2006.
07-04-2009 10:23 AM - In reply to

Well, dolphin, I guess you and I are the only ones who think that children playing out on the street unsupervised at 3am is worthy of a call to the police. The parents probably would have sued you if their kid fell off the tree and got hurt on your property but, you know, don't be such a grouch.


dolphin13 (Palestinian Territory) 13,787 Posts. Joined 01-17-2007.
07-04-2009 10:29 AM - In reply to

here's the reason for the hating on me

33 percent - hating on dolphin13 is cool

33 percent - can't stand the cops

33 percent - posters age is much closer to 15 than that of being a parent


tieful (Canada) 1,485 Posts. Joined 01-14-2006.
07-04-2009 11:02 AM - In reply to

33 percent chance this is correct

Dead Money Dom (United States) 986 Posts. Joined 04-14-2008.
07-04-2009 11:35 AM - In reply to

i get pissed at random things outside that wake me up but then i remember i'm a degen and it's my own fault cause it's 2pm and i'm still sleeping.


patthecat35 (United States) 1,690 Posts. Joined 03-18-2009.
07-04-2009 12:02 PM - In reply to

calling the cops should be an absolute last resort.

some people dont get the concept of NEVER rat.

luv ya d13 :)


DaPretzel (United States) 820 Posts. Joined 10-01-2006.
07-04-2009 12:12 PM - In reply to

pretty sure it's more like

dolphin13: 

here's the reason for the hating on me

100 percent - hating on dolphin13 is cool




LeftyMark (United States) 15,426 Posts. Joined 01-14-2007.
07-04-2009 12:16 PM - In reply to

If hating on Dolphin is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

dolphin13 (Palestinian Territory) 13,787 Posts. Joined 01-17-2007.
07-04-2009 12:18 PM - In reply to

 loooooooool

even though they weren't, I should have said in OP that the kids were black. If there's one thong that OTers hate more than dolphin13, it's black people.

El Burro (United States) 6,009 Posts. Joined 01-17-2006.
07-04-2009 12:45 PM - In reply to

Landmines.


dangood1 (United States) 867 Posts. Joined 10-05-2007.
07-04-2009 12:45 PM - In reply to

dolphin13: 

 loooooooool

even though they weren't, I should have said in OP that the kids were black. If there's one thong that OTers hate more than dolphin13, it's black people.

u r a douche, i have 2 biracial children u pos

2Slick4u (United States) 2,208 Posts. Joined 06-01-2005.
07-04-2009 12:49 PM - In reply to

dolphin13: 

here's the reason for the hating on me

33 percent - hating on dolphin13 is cool

33 percent - can't stand the cops

33 percent - posters age is much closer to 15 than that of being a parent



I don't fit in that category cuz I hated you before hating you wuz even cool.

Jus sayin.

But I personally would've gone out and chased the punks off and I woulda had my gun with me instead of calling the police.

Having said that, when you're behaving in an idiotic way, bad things often happen, like when you're climbing trees in a stranger's yard at 3 a.m. and suddenly out of nowhere the cops show up.
 
Return to Top
Page 2 of 4 (53 items) < Previous 1 2 3 4 Next >


P5's Member Blogs
Free Poker Coaching (I Ne...
By Cre8ive - added Nov 18 2009, 02:38 AM
Relationships and Poker
By dtools22 - added Nov 16 2009, 12:15 PM
A Victory and Playing wit...
By sgildea25 - added Nov 16 2009, 12:49 PM
 
Joe Cada is our guest this week!  The newest WSOP Main Event Champion answers questions from P5s viewers.

P5s Podcast, Nov 19, 2009
Thur, 19 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST
Jon 'apestyles' Van Fleet is back on the podcast this week to talk about the latest in his poker career.

P5s Podcast, Nov 12, 2009
Thur, 12 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST
PocketFives.com Rankings
Rank PLB PRO
1. gboro780 3 1
2. djk123 1 3
3. Jovial Gent 2 4
4. moorman1 8 2
5. Doc Sands 5 6
6. rock3656 6 8
7. govshark2 7 7
8. ImaLuckSac 11 9
9. badpab2 4 19
10. brainwash 10 16
Carbon Poker Sorting Tables
Rank PLB
 1. djk123 9022.06
 2. Jovial Gent 8103.48
 3. gboro780 8046.07
 4. rock3656 7746.87
 5. govshark2 7645.73
 6. brainwash 7528.39
 7. 1SickDisease 7466.88
 8. ImaLuckSac 7369.79
 9. hoodini10 7327.57
 10. HITTHEPANDA 7271.41
Go