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Am I really an asshole?
hollandshope4 (United States) 119 Posts. Joined 07-02-2009.
10-28-2009 10:29 AM

So last night (Tuesday), I decided to go out and get a little wasted for Tipsy Tuesday, which is a really big night to go out at my school (#5 party school biatch).  Anyways, I go up to one of my favorite bars with one of my really good friends, who happens to be  a girl.  So we're at the bar chatting it up when a girl next to me starts hitting on me harcore...Within 20 seconds of meeting her, I could already tell she was trying to get the D.  Shes pretty hot, so I obviously refocus all of my attention to her.  My girl friend leaves about an hour later and I say fuck it, I'm with this hottie who is trying to get it. After consuming copious amounts of shots, we head back to my place absolutely split.  Right when we get inside, we immediate strip down, bang out, pass the fuck out.  In the middle of the night, I wake up and my bed is drenched with the urine of this passed out drunk ho.  I flipped shit on her, yelled horrible insults at her for 5 minutes, while she cried and said sorry.  I told her to put her clothes on and beat it. I told another one of my friends the story and he said i was a huge dick, but I disagree completely.  When a broad pisses the bed of some random dude she just met and fucked, she will be stripped of all dignity, which I surely did. I'm really just trying to help out the next unfortunate victim....So am I really a dick or solid bro move?

 
 
 

PANTERA (United States) 1,555 Posts. Joined 05-04-2006.
10-28-2009 11:07 AM - In reply to

you passed ''being a dick'' when you intentionally tried to make her feel like a whore..

you've entered ''the cock sucker'' domain for what was a drunkin accident...

I'm old school but that behaviour deserves a beat down(maybe lil mupp is about your size,you do seem to be a small boy)...

maybe I'm over reacting by OT standards but this really seems low class..


Johnny Slippy (United States) 2,293 Posts. Joined 10-17-2006.
10-28-2009 11:09 AM - In reply to

blufhard: 
So you banged your sister in law?.... atta boy


Haha...no. She got wasted, so we took her back to the hotel...we had just moved from a pimped out place to the LaSalle (ghetto). First night there, we threw her on random bed....we went back out, came home to find her in other bed with open bed all wet. she claims she was mad and poured water on our bed...no fucking way I believe that bullshit story. I'm not mad though, and that's my point. OP= evil bastard!!

pigalet42 (United States) 10,417 Posts. Joined 01-31-2007.
10-28-2009 11:13 AM - In reply to

eastontracks: 

sounds like a bunch of horni males who've recently been unsuccessful with women  letting all their frustrations out on the the OP.

and no you weren't an asshole. she friggin pee'd your bed. i would've done the same. now with someone id maybe been bangin at least 3+ times, i would've approached it differently, but a random like that, definitely not a-holelike at all.

just because you'd be a prick, too, doesn't mean it's not an asshole move - i'm just suggesting, for the rest of the males this girl will one day meet, that you don't do this to females that just let you hit it - i'm sure it would be embarrassing enough to wet someone's bed without getting treated like shit in the process

preezie (Canada) 1,205 Posts. Joined 09-24-2007.
10-28-2009 11:16 AM - In reply to

def put her in her place.. she pissed in ur BED!
on a side note, give her jaybones number, they can split a jumbo pack of adult diapers from walmart..


aj_law (United States) 1,937 Posts. Joined 08-09-2006.
10-28-2009 11:36 AM - In reply to

hollandshope4: 

Anyways, I go up to one of my favorite bars with one of my really good friends, who happens to be  a girl.  So we're at the bar chatting it up when a girl next to me starts hitting on me harcore...Within 20 seconds of meeting her, I could already tell she was trying to get the D.  Shes pretty hot, so I obviously refocus all of my attention to her.  My girl friend leaves about an hour later and I say fuck it, I'm with this hottie who is trying to get it.



...

hollandshope4: 
Oh cuz I just have tons of pictures of this random broad I met last night? You're a clown.  I would never post a pic of my friend who I mentioned in the story cuz shes actually a cool girl, one of the few, and I don't want her pic to be associated with this thread.

So am I really a dick or solid bro move?



I think how you treat your "good friend" speaks volumes as to your character.

I don't even need to get into how you acted with the drunk bar chick.

Scha (Norway) 7,103 Posts. Joined 01-10-2006.
10-28-2009 11:49 AM - In reply to

Here is a pic of the girl... It's the one on the left:


fish (United States) 1,336 Posts. Joined 07-14-2006.
10-28-2009 11:52 AM - In reply to

Lameass_: 
ding ding

this is 100% bullshit.

and what makes it even worse is its a shitty story.
you sup op


LOL

is this story that farfetched for your simple lives that it must be '100% bullshit'? 

easily believable story from someone i don't even know... having been roommates with hollandshope last year there's no chance this story isn't true

i woulda kicked her out too... sigh good ol athens

that said, pics u clown

Willywoo (Djibouti) 12,489 Posts. Joined 01-29-2006.
10-28-2009 11:52 AM - In reply to

Scha refers to the girl as "it".  I might refer to her as them, but not it.


ttplaya (United States) 2,079 Posts. Joined 11-10-2008.
10-28-2009 11:54 AM - In reply to

fish: 
LOL

is this story that farfetched for your simple lives that it must be '100% bullshit'? 

easily believable story from someone i don't even know... having been roommates with hollandshope last year there's no chance this story isn't true

i woulda kicked her out too... sigh good ol athens

that said, pics u clown


qft

Scha (Norway) 7,103 Posts. Joined 01-10-2006.
10-28-2009 11:55 AM - In reply to

fish: 
LOL

is this story that farfetched for your simple lives that it must be '100% bullshit'? 

easily believable story from someone i don't even know... having been roommates with hollandshope last year there's no chance this story isn't true

i woulda kicked her out too... sigh good ol athens

that said, pics u clown

Sooo.. there is no way this story isn't true because, when you were roomies with hollandshope:
- The only girls he could manage to get to his place were so wasted they peed them self?
- There was always pee in his bed?
- He was a fucking asshole?

Which one is it? And who the fuck are you?

pigalet42 (United States) 10,417 Posts. Joined 01-31-2007.
10-28-2009 11:59 AM - In reply to

Scha: 
Sooo.. there is no way this story isn't true because, when you were roomies with hollandshope:
- The only girls he could manage to get to his place were so wasted they peed them self?
- There was always pee in his bed?
- He was a fucking asshole?

Which one is it? And who the fuck are you?
lol <3 scha - what time is it there?

fish (United States) 1,336 Posts. Joined 07-14-2006.
10-28-2009 12:09 PM - In reply to

story is easily believable because

- i've seen hollands hope bring random girls home pretty much whenever he wants to get laid

- hollands hope can be a pretty big asshole to girls

Hateflops (Togo) 4,706 Posts. Joined 11-07-2005.
10-28-2009 12:16 PM - In reply to

fish: 

story is easily believable because

- i've seen hollands hope bring random girls home pretty much whenever he wants to get laid

- hollands hope can be a pretty big asshole to girls



Quick question, how does his dick taste?

Scha (Norway) 7,103 Posts. Joined 01-10-2006.
10-28-2009 12:17 PM - In reply to

Hateflops: 
Quick question, how does his dick taste?

I got $10 on pee

hoops886 (United States) 6,230 Posts. Joined 01-16-2006.
10-28-2009 12:17 PM - In reply to

hollandshope4: 

So last night (Tuesday), I decided to go out and get a little wasted for Tipsy Tuesday, which is a really big night to go out at my school (#5 party school biatch).



I stopped reading here. Yes, you're an asshole.
 
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