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LeftyC (United States) 1,799 Posts. Joined 11-19-2006.
07-31-2008 8:41 AM

So boys, what is the key to a good bj? enlighten me... (i know therre was a thread like this about a year ago, im too lazy to find it)
 
 
 

Lameass_ (United States) 8,464 Posts. Joined 07-25-2007.
07-31-2008 2:43 PM - In reply to

 did u wait until she was asleep and cum on her hair for payback?


MikeBing1 (United States) 1,921 Posts. Joined 12-22-2006.
07-31-2008 2:48 PM - In reply to

T1C where do you live in Portage, I'll be right over with the bacon and then provide OT with a detailed description of your technique and it's overall effectiveness.


Just here to serve the community.


GoPats12 (United States) 3,319 Posts. Joined 12-16-2005.
07-31-2008 2:49 PM - In reply to

PM Tim_Lock about giving good BJ's....he gives one to Tebow everynight


s1nnr (United States) 7,779 Posts. Joined 03-19-2007.
07-31-2008 2:51 PM - In reply to

GoPats12: 

PM Tim_Lock about giving good BJ's....he gives one to Tebow everynight




he uses too much teeth...

LuckiernU (United States) 749 Posts. Joined 08-16-2005.
07-31-2008 2:52 PM - In reply to

There is no such thing as a bad blow job. Just do it at least every other day and your guy will be on cloud nine. 


s1nnr (United States) 7,779 Posts. Joined 03-19-2007.
07-31-2008 2:53 PM - In reply to

LuckiernU: 

There is no such thing as a bad blow job. Just do it at least every other day and your guy will be on cloud nine. 




if blood is drawn, that might constitute a bad BJ

LuckiernU (United States) 749 Posts. Joined 08-16-2005.
07-31-2008 2:56 PM - In reply to

s1nnr: 
LuckiernU: 

There is no such thing as a bad blow job. Just do it at least every other day and your guy will be on cloud nine. 




if blood is drawn, that might constitute a bad BJ

OK. If you draw blood or stop before he finishes, its a bad BJ.

MikeBing1 (United States) 1,921 Posts. Joined 12-22-2006.
07-31-2008 2:59 PM - In reply to

LuckiernU: 

There is no such thing as a bad blow job. Just do it at least every other day and your guy will be on cloud nine. 



You sir obv must be the giver in the relationship. Let your bf give you a snaggle toothed bj one time and we'll see if your views on the subject have changed.

TheWacoKidd (United States) 26,906 Posts. Joined 10-04-2005.
07-31-2008 3:15 PM - In reply to

everything has pretty much been covered, but I can not stress the importance of using lots of saliva... like lots of saliva... play with and lick the balls is necessary... I hate chicks that only suck on the end, you gotta deep throat that shit... gagging noises are a plus, makes us feel like you can barely handle our huge cock etc... also, ass in the air and grab onto my ass/thighs please


oh yea, and like others have said random head is great... also def throw in some middle of the day road-head, it's amazing...


Lameass_ (United States) 8,464 Posts. Joined 07-25-2007.
07-31-2008 3:18 PM - In reply to

TheWacoKidd: 

everything has pretty much been covered, but I can not stress the importance of using lots of saliva... like lots of saliva... play with and lick the balls is necessary... I hate chicks that only suck on the end, you gotta deep throat that shit... gagging noises are a plus, makes us feel like you can barely handle our huge cock etc... also, ass in the air and grab onto my ass/thighs please


oh yea, and like others have said random head is great... also def throw in some middle of the day road-head, it's amazing...




LOLOLOL

but its true.

Jaybone2315 (United States) 18,695 Posts. Joined 07-27-2006.
07-31-2008 4:11 PM - In reply to

ouch


s1nnr (United States) 7,779 Posts. Joined 03-19-2007.
07-31-2008 4:15 PM - In reply to

Werehereforthegangbang.jpg Were Here for the GANGBANG image by kainswor9170


ecugirl93 (United States) 5,602 Posts. Joined 08-22-2007.
07-31-2008 4:25 PM - In reply to

Have you tried talking to her about what you would like her to do instead? It's not like people can't learn how to do it. There are books out there. Maybe you could suggest that you guys look at one together?
I recommend "How To Drive Your Man Wild In Bed" by Graham Masterson. It's an easy read. Not all of it will be for everyone, but take what you like and leave the rest. There are "how to please your woman" books, too, so maybe you can ask her to look at one of those and show you some things she would like. That way it doesn't come across as "you suck at blow jobs", but more like "I want to learn some ways we can please each other better, it'll be fun".
Trust me, reading those books will get the juices flowing if you know what I mean. If you're gonna be in a relationship with someone, you need to be able to talk about this stuff. If you don't feel comfortable with it, then you probably should find someone else.
Well, that's my two cents :)


TheDude12424 (United States) 1,272 Posts. Joined 04-24-2007.
07-31-2008 4:53 PM - In reply to


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