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Cereal Rapist..thoughts?
Sweetness777 (United States) 5,917 Posts. Joined 05-30-2005.
08-26-2009 3:19 PM

alright so here is what happened. 

backstory: so there is this dude on my base that has been in about 4 years almost, he is a corporal (e-4 for those non military folks). anyways, he got caught recently baeing a butt bandit and raping some new joins (pfcs/e-2) in the unit.. what he would do is volunteer to pick them up at the airport when they checked in, take them to his house.. get em drunk, roofie them and they would wake up with their pants down.. it kept happening because these kids were too ashamed to say or do anything out of pure embarrasment.  btw, its kind of hard to look at these guys even now.. you def feel for them.  His court martial is still pending, im not exactly sure why he isnt in the brig yet, but he is definitely going to the slammer. 

ok, so every wednesday me and my shop bowl and high score wins the wwf championship belt that i purchased for the shop.. one of my Marines, (without my knowledge) asked this dude to come bowl with us.  My Marine is a bible thumper and thinks this jazz about him showing the criminal love and friendship is what god would do and as long as he commits to finding christ, everything will be cool basically.  i basically chewed his ass when we got back, and he tried telling me im immature about it and shouldnt judge this guy.  he said beastiality is worse than homosexual and he doesnt judge me.. ( i made the mistake of telling him how i used to jerk my last dog off everytime he got horny..but fuck the dog wasnt neutred and we kept him sheltered ya know).. anywys, wtf does this have to do with beastiality or homosexuality.. its a dude that raped fucking young adults.  how wrong is that.

whats OTs thoughts about this? i was pissed because i dont want to be associated with a person like that, and i feel i was subjected to that by him being invited to our group.  i dont believe in that whole saved shit either.. your telling me that if that fuck raped you, or raped your wife and killed her that you would still try and love him and save him  (he said he would befriend ted bundy because i guess he got saved or whatever).. im like this is BS.. Anyways, im not sure what point im trying to make except for this fuck life tilted me with his bs and i need to get it off my chest. 

anywys, nothing bad came out of it.. i pretty much just didnt even look at the dude the whole time because he disgusts me and totally goes against my moral fiber.  i was just hoping he wasnt targeting my cinnamon ring for a future snack.  good day mates..

cereal.jpg Cereal Rapist image by Sweetnikyb

 
 
 

watson5j (United States) 3,675 Posts. Joined 02-15-2009.
08-26-2009 3:21 PM - In reply to

 GO BACK TO OT!!!!!!!


PhiAlphaMTSU (United States) 12,848 Posts. Joined 03-23-2006.
08-26-2009 3:21 PM - In reply to

lol best PD post ive seen in months


JksRbetter (United States) 1,799 Posts. Joined 06-01-2006.
08-26-2009 3:21 PM - In reply to

Sweetness get the f*ck back to OT. WTF man


33mikemcg (United States) 645 Posts. Joined 11-29-2007.
08-26-2009 3:22 PM - In reply to

PhiAlphaMTSU: 

lol best PD post ive seen in months



LOL WP!

Sweetness777 (United States) 5,917 Posts. Joined 05-30-2005.
08-26-2009 3:22 PM - In reply to

im really trying to broaden my horizons.. need support for next OT presidential race..


mooknam (United States) 650 Posts. Joined 12-15-2006.
08-26-2009 3:23 PM - In reply to

Sweetness777: 

( i made the mistake of telling him how i used to jerk my last dog off everytime he got horny..but fuck the dog wasnt neutred and we kept him sheltered ya know



wait.... wat?

tobyfunk (United States) 233 Posts. Joined 12-14-2007.
08-26-2009 3:23 PM - In reply to

um wat? you jerked off your dog? i wouldn't hang out with any of you fwiw


Sweetness777 (United States) 5,917 Posts. Joined 05-30-2005.
08-26-2009 3:24 PM - In reply to

mooknam: 
wait.... wat?



oops.. my bad i forgot to end quotation marks on that one huh..im guessing thats what you were referring too?

JksRbetter (United States) 1,799 Posts. Joined 06-01-2006.
08-26-2009 3:24 PM - In reply to

tobyfunk: 

um wat? you jerked off your dog? i wouldn't hang out with any of you fwiw

Are you kidding Sweetness is the Titttaayyyyss

quietwinner (United States) 2,127 Posts. Joined 10-05-2007.
08-26-2009 3:25 PM - In reply to

wow. you really jacked off your dog?


Diggs (Canada) 2,150 Posts. Joined 02-27-2007.
08-26-2009 3:26 PM - In reply to

Better in PD imo!


Sweetness777 (United States) 5,917 Posts. Joined 05-30-2005.
08-26-2009 3:26 PM - In reply to

yeah ok.. i dont really want to get off the OP, but seriously who hasnt assisted their dog with a reach around when their rocket is sticking out.. thats why they call you mans best friend you dumbfucks


watson5j (United States) 3,675 Posts. Joined 02-15-2009.
08-26-2009 3:28 PM - In reply to

Sweetness777: 

yeah ok.. i dont really want to get off the OP, but seriously who hasnt assisted their dog with a reach around when their rocket is sticking out.. thats why they call you mans best friend you dumbfucks

Dude, what if your best friend had their rocket sticking out...would you jerk if off since he's your "best" friend??

mooknam (United States) 650 Posts. Joined 12-15-2006.
08-26-2009 3:28 PM - In reply to

Sweetness777: 
oops.. my bad i forgot to end quotation marks on that one huh..im guessing thats what you were referring too?



Lemme just check.  uh, no.

Punctuation errors I can deal with.  A man telling the world that he used to jack off his dog when it was horny is questionable.  TMI.  Did you spit or swallow?
 
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