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Do you close the door when you pee/poo when nobodys home?
SaulGood (United States) 14,442 Posts. Joined 05-02-2005.
11-14-2009 10:41 PM

This is for a valuable bet so answer honestly plz

 
 
 

towman1 (United States) 14,075 Posts. Joined 12-22-2006.
11-14-2009 11:37 PM - In reply to

The older I get I find it hard to remember to unzip or even pull my pants down much less close the door


skisteve (French Polynesia) 25,649 Posts. Joined 07-12-2006.
11-14-2009 11:40 PM - In reply to

 door open, fan on, upper front door bolt locked.

the wife has come home a few times before i started doing this. i am IN my fucking manzone, i need a noise warning to pretend i JUST got in there.


kellykip (United States) 2,796 Posts. Joined 06-10-2009.
11-14-2009 11:45 PM - In reply to

no/no


calibre908 (United States) 2,606 Posts. Joined 10-01-2007.
11-15-2009 12:06 AM - In reply to

tsxxx04: 

 


BeL0WaB0Ve (United States) 3,285 Posts. Joined 09-19-2005.
11-15-2009 12:08 AM - In reply to
81

 pee no

shit yes


DFish (United States) 742 Posts. Joined 12-11-2006.
11-15-2009 12:10 AM - In reply to

Niceguy: 

I'd really hate to be killed on the toilet. So I lock my bathroom door for that .000000000000000001% chance.



So u gonna just stay in there forever? Or u got a phone next to the toilet so u can call the cops lol

If I'm home alone, def leaving it open at all times, mostly to hear music I have playing a lil better, and so the smell can escape.

cmac8t2 (United States) 681 Posts. Joined 05-12-2005.
11-15-2009 12:14 AM - In reply to

I travel a lot so I always do either with the door open and when home alone it is a definite
open door, just so when someone come home they know I was on the throne LOL


Trillak 74 Posts. Joined 02-11-2009.
11-15-2009 12:23 AM - In reply to

 never... ever close the door.  fuck the stench lingering.


Donnie2005.2 (United States) 1,366 Posts. Joined 12-01-2008.
11-15-2009 12:26 AM - In reply to

Only reason I ever close the door is if company is over...so no, I dont close the door one way or the other

Echelon (United States) 3,824 Posts. Joined 01-25-2009.
11-15-2009 12:27 AM - In reply to

I use the litter box in the basement when nobody is home. I always like to here my brother cleaning it out. OH my god! this cat shits a lot or takes huge shits.


skisteve (French Polynesia) 25,649 Posts. Joined 07-12-2006.
11-15-2009 12:29 AM - In reply to

Trillak: 

 never... ever close the door.  fuck the stench lingering.

dont you people have fansssss?  the only time i close it all the way with nobody home is if its stinks bad. i dont want the living room to stink when im done lol.
cliffnote: start open, stink gets bad, door goes to cracked (crossflow with suction) and fan on. ez game. then i leave the fan running for a longggg time before i venture back in to shut it off.

budo09 (United States) 838 Posts. Joined 03-13-2009.
11-15-2009 12:29 AM - In reply to

Echelon: 

I use the litter box in the basement when nobody is home. I always like to here my brother cleaning it out. OH my god! this cat shits a lot or takes huge shits.


Cool story bro

Trillak 74 Posts. Joined 02-11-2009.
11-15-2009 12:32 AM - In reply to

 yes there is a fan but i have a solid 30 minutes of calvin and hobbes reading to do.  f leaving the door closed.


Niceguy (United States) 6,884 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
11-15-2009 12:34 AM - In reply to

DFish: 
So u gonna just stay in there forever? Or u got a phone next to the toilet so u can call the cops lol

Why do you think the iPhone/touch is so popular.

On a related note, I never pickup or use another person's iPhone.

skisteve (French Polynesia) 25,649 Posts. Joined 07-12-2006.
11-15-2009 12:34 AM - In reply to

Trillak: 

 yes there is a fan but i have a solid 30 minutes of calvin and hobbes reading to do.  f leaving the door closed.

calvin and hobbes is a handbook for life. great choice! the iphone has eliminated the need to bring "periodicals" (gheyest word ever) into the "flagged" zone. also handy if i have a heart attack on the can.

EDIT: niceguy beat me to it but the same minute! doh. ftr i clean my entire iphone a couple times a week with wipes.
 
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