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Have you ever been busted having sex by friends, GF, parents, etc..? Here is mine:
I was a Senior in HS and me and my buddy met my GF and her friend at her place around 10PMish. We parked his car in front of a neighbors house and walked around the side of the house to the basement. We proceed to drink and get a little buzzed. We get the idea that we should go to the poolhouse/pool to drink a little more. We get there and we drink a little more then my GF and I decide that we def want to get in the pool and get it on. My buddy and the other girl decide they want to obv stay at the poolhouse out of harms way. So we get in the pool and start to go at it all over the place in the pool. Well, im banging her from behind and i hear this, "Sarah, thats enough", in a manly voice. I double take and look over and see its her dad at the gate and i insta jump out of the pool, naked, grab my shit, and jump the fence.
My buddy told me later that he saw him watching us go at it for a good 5 minutes. He could not yell anything to me and tell me he was there so he was stuck. He said that he could not believe he actually sat there and watched his daughter have sex. Goes on to say, i was never allowed over her house and her parents hated me!
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AJXTERRA
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Ok, I have one more that my wife reminded me of last night...she wasn't involved my my lovely parents shared this story over our first christmas.
Parents leave town for a week. Overseas, no way they come catch us. I'm staying at a buddy's house so we OBV plan a date night that Friday at my place w/ our girls. Cook them dinner, hang out a bit and drink a bit and then go our separate ways. Great night...first time with this chick and I tell you what she was good.
So we decide to clean up and make it look like we weren't there obviously and do a pretty good job. Parents come home on Sunday and I show up to the house with my buddy and it's like a congressional hearing we just walked into and I'm pulling my best Roger Clemens. 'You had people over...we know it.' 'No I didn't'. I give that my buddy and I came over a few times but only for a bit like we were supposed to and it was only us...but they're not buying it. So I pull out the big guns...if you're so sure, why don't you prove it. This is when my mother gets up, walks over to the dishwasher and opens it...all the dishes have been run in the dishwasher. My buddy cringes and all I can let out is 'you idiot' to him before he says he needs to get back home. Sure enough, rather than handwashing like I told him too he put it all in the dishwasher and ran it...gg my life for the next month.
Only consolation was that his mom and dad ripped him a new one for it. Girls thought we were ballas though...good stuff.
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| lol @ finger banging and machine gunning. I find that phrase hillarious! | |
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I just spit my coffee over my keyboard reading that last part...thanks...
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my friends just over from ireland so hes stayin in my room, we get back from bar i go to my room and hes nailing a chick on my bed (he was sleepin on my floor) so we talk for 3/4 mins and i leave he contd
i hit it 2weeks later....
diff app same friend walks into my room, my gf and i naked no sheets she layin on top of me we had just nutt, sweatin out of breath etc and he just wants to chat ? gf was cool as fuck anyways so we just talked for a bit
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you can't blame him, he is a dumb walrus
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LOL@ her mom is watching in the window haha. no pics i suck.
was she writing down stuff she could use later in bed?
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I was fucking a girl on my couch when my mom walk down and starts talking to us (bottom half was covered by a blanket) About 30 seconds in to the convo she asks if were cold (it was summer) I give her a look and her eyes light up and she jsut turns around and walks up the stairs, i laughed then we kept going. The best part about this girl was she loved fucking when my parents were home, she loved the fear of being caught.
Another one was on the fourth of july last summer, i fucked this girl in my loft garage up north, then the next morning shes naked on top of me and my old man walks up, i look at him, he starts laughing then walks away. Later on when he was making lunch he looks at me and goes "so have fun last night?" I laughed.
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Blufferchic bluffing about being teh bi??
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When I was 14 I had my gf at my house and we were making out in my room, we couldn't fuck because my mom kept walking around the house and i had to leave the door open. So we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We're in the water and I've been nailin her for like 2 minutes and I feel something weird on my nuts. I feel my balls and jump off of her and there is a leach clinched on to my ball sack. Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the house and I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this fucking leach. As they are removing the leech and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, my dad brings up the fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and says yes he had a rubber on and then have a nice sex talk with me and the gf. This was a little awkward.
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it sounds like the equation goes like this...
busted by dad>by mom>by homeless>by cop>by her mom>by homo>by her dad
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hoops886
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WHAT THE FUCK?
my mom sniffs my cock
how could those words even be in the same sentence together
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AJXTERRA
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YOUR MOM SNIFFED YOUR COCK???????????????? YOUR DAD HELD YOUR COCK?????????
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Dude i was a kid and i had a blood sucking leech on my dick i didn't know what to do.
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OMFG... LOL @ My Mom sniffed my cock... Dude, you just officially won the "sick fuck award."
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AJXTERRA
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we're not talking about you...WTF is your dad doing holding your wang and your mom getting close enough to sniff it??? And was your girl sitting next to you as they did this?
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