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Have you ever been busted having sex by friends, GF, parents, etc..? Here is mine:
I was a Senior in HS and me and my buddy met my GF and her friend at her place around 10PMish. We parked his car in front of a neighbors house and walked around the side of the house to the basement. We proceed to drink and get a little buzzed. We get the idea that we should go to the poolhouse/pool to drink a little more. We get there and we drink a little more then my GF and I decide that we def want to get in the pool and get it on. My buddy and the other girl decide they want to obv stay at the poolhouse out of harms way. So we get in the pool and start to go at it all over the place in the pool. Well, im banging her from behind and i hear this, "Sarah, thats enough", in a manly voice. I double take and look over and see its her dad at the gate and i insta jump out of the pool, naked, grab my shit, and jump the fence.
My buddy told me later that he saw him watching us go at it for a good 5 minutes. He could not yell anything to me and tell me he was there so he was stuck. He said that he could not believe he actually sat there and watched his daughter have sex. Goes on to say, i was never allowed over her house and her parents hated me!
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Baculuk
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02-13-2008 9:40 PM
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obv still in high school!
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No shit, thats what my thoughts were. Very cool to make some noise.
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LOL! I got a TON of these!
Where to start? Okay, there was this girl that I met via my buddy who worked at Dunkin' Doughnuts (SP? They spell it weird, I think...), anyways...we hook up, and she drives over to my place, which is empty besides us, and we get into it, and we're by the door, and she drops to give thanks...and I gotta day...you're welcome! But right in the middle of the welcome...BAM! Door busts open! Mom standing right there, and obv I scramble. She does too, obv. She's livid! (the mom), and I made up a bs excuse that she dropped her keys..anyways, we go back to her place after, and she's doing more thanks in her room while her mom is in the next room and the dad is in the living room pretty much in the next room too, while we're "watching" Bruce Almighty. Then, on the way back to my place, she's giving me a hand while driving...which was kinda sweet and freaky at the same time, because she wasn't the best driver...and we ended up doing it in the front seat of her moms car in the parking lot of a local park where I lifeguarded. GFG! Happy ending, obv.
(Bad note: She didn't shave, so it was very strange..some girls don't shave these days?!)
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Very confused by this story....
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What part?
Got busted getting bj
Made up a bs excuse, which probably wasn't bought, but meh.
Didn't get busted by her rents while she was reapplying the bj
Got a hand in the car while driving back to my place, she was driving
We boofed in the car in a park where I used to lifeguard
I mean, who hasn't, right?
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Reech
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| when i was like 17 i was making out with this girl in my bedroom, and we had our tops off playing with each other's boobs and my dad came in my room... i think the most embarrassing part is that he was so polite, and said 'oh excuse me' and just left... it was pretty awkward, and we never discussed it | |
ZOMG, just ZOMG.
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H@BB@KUK
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Hmm ive had every family member at least once, brother, sister, and both parents walk in on me.
Id say the greatest time was outside of my house though...
I live on a farm, in rural missouri, but we have a few roads into our house\farm...had a booty call lined up and i was like fuck, i wanna get rowdy well just do it in her expedition somewhere on my farm.
We meet up, drive etc...get that shit rockin, and about 10-15 minutes later i see some lights and dont give a shit, cause i want to nut...obviously my dad comes running out, because a neighbor was passing by and saw a vehicle pulling into our farm and called my parents. He runs up just beating on the vehicle, the strangest part was with all that adrennaline and excitement i pulled out and busted everywhere. The windows were obviously down, summertime. My dads face was priceless. :)
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Yeah, my buddy thought it was some pervert watching us go at it.
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when she said making out with this girl, i was like, wait BLufferChic posted this?, girl, makign out with another girl.....Finish reading post
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Dance Club...Lots of beer....Pick up a random.....Go down to the beach a mile away at bar close.....Things get serious.....Its pitch black.....2 cops walk up in the dark and then turn on their flash lights......Embarrassment ensues.
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^^^i literally lol'd...really funny
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im in love with blufferchick. plz come to toronto so we can pick up broads
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Kajun
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Right after highschool I was in a cane field plowing this chic.. well we were in the back seat and apparently I didnt notice a cop drive by.. Well the cop knew it was me and he went to highschool with me so he calls another cop and duty and gets him to come "fuck with us"... So this cop sneaks up and all of a sudden turns on his blue lights and tells us to get out of the car... WE try getting dressed and he is screaming at us to get out. I step out with my pants covering my crouch.. he aims his gun at me and says hands up buddy.. im like sir im naked.. hes like hands up stop resissting.. etc..
He gave us both some shit for about 5 more mins when "back up" arrived which was my buddy who got out the car laughing at me...
Fuckers let us go and my girl didnt want to finish.. gg blue balls...
Kajun $hipz
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Where the hell are the pics of the girl banging in the pool?!?!?
Rule 247:B) PICS or GTFO!
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