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Have you ever been busted having sex by friends, GF, parents, etc..? Here is mine:
I was a Senior in HS and me and my buddy met my GF and her friend at her place around 10PMish. We parked his car in front of a neighbors house and walked around the side of the house to the basement. We proceed to drink and get a little buzzed. We get the idea that we should go to the poolhouse/pool to drink a little more. We get there and we drink a little more then my GF and I decide that we def want to get in the pool and get it on. My buddy and the other girl decide they want to obv stay at the poolhouse out of harms way. So we get in the pool and start to go at it all over the place in the pool. Well, im banging her from behind and i hear this, "Sarah, thats enough", in a manly voice. I double take and look over and see its her dad at the gate and i insta jump out of the pool, naked, grab my shit, and jump the fence.
My buddy told me later that he saw him watching us go at it for a good 5 minutes. He could not yell anything to me and tell me he was there so he was stuck. He said that he could not believe he actually sat there and watched his daughter have sex. Goes on to say, i was never allowed over her house and her parents hated me!
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Hanashk
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Quantum
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hahahaha that video is hilarious. You can't blame the kid though, female night elves are SFHot
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LOL.. was caught by my g/f's dad, back in high school. We thought they were out for the night, so we're on her parents bed goin at it. Suddenly her dad walks in to find me defiling his daughter (from behind, which for some reason made her even more embarrassed)
It ended with me running out of the house, naked, with my clothes in my hand.
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When I was 18 and fresh out of high school, this super-hot 17 year old irish chick was pursuing me big time. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it) I had a girlfriend at the time who, in retrospect, was a total crazy.
Well, I have this chick in my room, banging the absolute fuck out of her (living by myself at this point) and her BEAUTIFUL double D tits, when I hear a noise that sounded like a toddler choking on a starburst. Immediately, I notice the irish chick's facial reaction (eyes bug out of head, she scurries off my cock and yanks the covers up). Obviously, its the crazy g/f and her BEST FUCKING FRIEND who had driven to my house, walked in my fucking front door, and come all the way upstairs.
To this day, I have no idea 1) how those two got in my house, or 2) How they knew I was banging this chick (who I swear should be a porn star by now).
That day, I lost about $1500 worth of electronics merchandise from the broad's flip-out. As I scurried to put my pants on, she went downstairs and smashed the shit out of my 50 inch TV, my Xbox, etc etc. The scary thing is, that girl begged to stay together with me for over a year after that. Nuts.
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niptuck
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Too many to list and I am short on time.
But real qauick, I videotaped my exwife and I banging doggystyle. This is when You had the big video tapes. Didn't write what was on it for obv reasons. Her fater decides to video his house for insurance reasons - same tape. As he's watching HIS work it cuts to MY work on his daughter. He was yelling "Laura Laura get in here what is this". My wife walks into the livingroom and sees her dad 'watching' her get it doggy style on their TV. Mortifying.
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ive been caught a few times...
1st time was in 10th grade and my dad came home early from work and i was banging my gf with the door open. my dad being the nice guy he is just walked in sat down and said "dont stop on a count of me". he then laughed a little got up walked out and said "you kids enjoy yourself".
2nd time i didnt exactly get caught. my parents took me and the same gf to the beach one weekend. me and the little lady have a few drinks at dinner with the folks (ive been drinking with my parents since i was about 12... my first full beer was at the age of 6) and decide to have some hot tub sex. little did we know my parents had a clear view of the hot tub from their room. when we finished and stopped by their room b4 heading to ours my mom was quick to point out the reason they got us our own room was so she didnt have to walk in on anything like that.
3rd time i was cheating on my girlfriend with a girl from the FSU circus (trapeze artist) in a parking garage in downtown tallahassee. we started in her car and in our drunken fuckfest made our way to the back of her car. i was doing what any self-respecting drunk guy cheating on his gf of a year and a half would be doing and hitting from behind with her bent over the rearend of the car. i looked up to see a homeless guy walking by looking right at us. i just smiled and waved...
this thread also reminded me of a classic high school story... time to make a thread...
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First full beer was at age six??? Did you grow up in a foster home?
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nah man... why? do kids in foster homes get free beer or something?
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my mom walked in on me once when i was standing on the edge of my bed with a girl sitting on the bed giving me head. i immiediatly went from fully hard to as if i just landed in antarctica in 2 seconds. my mom just quickly said " so sorry " and shut the door. took me like 20 min to get back hard and me and my mom didnt look at each other for a week
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Damn nip, that does not sound like it was any fun! Did he ever say anything to you about it?
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once was finger banging my gf in high school and for some strange reason my dad just walked in my room mid machine gunning. it was really akward because it wasnt like i was just fingering her she was completley naked and we were about to fuck. i was so wasted i actually walked out a few minutes later just to take a piss and kind of just to see what he had to say and he just kind of gave me this weird look and i went on my way. needless to say it took me a good 15-20 minutes to convince her to get down afterwards haha.
Once was getting head from another gf in her living room when all of a sudden she freaks out and jumps up and says her mom is watching in the window haha. no pics i suck
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well hot damn... looks like i know where im living when i get back
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lol @ finger banging and machine gunning. I find those phrase hillarious!
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