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Have you ever been busted having sex by friends, GF, parents, etc..? Here is mine:
I was a Senior in HS and me and my buddy met my GF and her friend at her place around 10PMish. We parked his car in front of a neighbors house and walked around the side of the house to the basement. We proceed to drink and get a little buzzed. We get the idea that we should go to the poolhouse/pool to drink a little more. We get there and we drink a little more then my GF and I decide that we def want to get in the pool and get it on. My buddy and the other girl decide they want to obv stay at the poolhouse out of harms way. So we get in the pool and start to go at it all over the place in the pool. Well, im banging her from behind and i hear this, "Sarah, thats enough", in a manly voice. I double take and look over and see its her dad at the gate and i insta jump out of the pool, naked, grab my shit, and jump the fence.
My buddy told me later that he saw him watching us go at it for a good 5 minutes. He could not yell anything to me and tell me he was there so he was stuck. He said that he could not believe he actually sat there and watched his daughter have sex. Goes on to say, i was never allowed over her house and her parents hated me!
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Layne
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BPV3
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i would much rather be busted fucking than busted mid 69.. just saying
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AJXTERRA
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what about sounds giving you away? Had a girl in my bedroom on the top floor of my parents house and didn't hear the garage door open and close. Needless to say we were going at it pretty loud and one we were BOTH done I started hearing things in the kitchen. Mom was downstairs, just got back from the grocery store...yeah, that was an awkward week.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I also got busted by a cop once. Irony is the girl was going down on me was a different cop's daughter. The guy who busted us knew her since she was a little girl.
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High school, hooking up with my gf at her place during easter weekend. Her aunt and uncle are in town for the holiday but are out for the night at the Kennedy Center. Rest of her fam is asleep, we're in the fam room when one thing leads to another. Neither of us is completely undressed and she had on a skirt and I've got her top unbuttoned, bra off and she's on top. All of a sudden we hear a noise which turns out to be her aunt and uncle coming home. Basically from that side of the house you could see all the way into the fam room to the couch where we were. She vaulted off of me and was all the way on the other side of the room before i could blink or her fam could see her.
But now I can't do anything except grab a pillow because they can see me as they walk in and toward the fam room. My girl gets her top somewhat situated and in they come to meet the boyfriend they've heard all about but never met. Obviously I can't be polite and stand up, so I'm doing my best to keep my cool, except they're both a little tipsy and in the mood for some conversation. So minutes are going by, and I'm relaxing a little cause it looks like we're in the clear.
I notice her uncle looking at something, so I follow his gaze to the floor where her bra and panties are in plain sight on the floor since she knocked the table back a little when she jumped away. I look back up, he's looking at me none to pleased. My heart is now stopped, I look at my girl, then at the floor, and she does the same and goes pale. I look at aunt, who's now looking at the floor, and she kinda smirks and makes a comment about being tired and grabs her hubby and heads off to bed.
Thank god for her aunt, apparently she convinced the uncle not to say anything the next morning. I was glad never to run into him again.
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Thats great! I could imagine it being very akward.
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Skipping the start of football game in college. Banging in the common room of the dorm, was drunk and didnt even think to lock the main door.
Well mid pump the parents of her roomate walk in and see me bending her over the couch. The mother screamed, the dad had a grin on his face, they shut the door and left. Worst part was the girl wouldnt let me finish.
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AJXTERRA
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wtf...really? they obv weren't coming back...
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Baculuk
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Roommate once walked in on me busting in my ex gf's mouth at 9:30 in the AM...true story
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Freshman year of HS I was at this party.
I was upstairs getting blown off by this girl in a room that didnt have a lock. My buddy and this other girl walked in... and just continued to walk in. The girl jumped up next to me and pulled up the covers. I guess my friend in the girl were planning on going at it, cause they just didnt a shit that we were in there.
So those two are in the room and as the other girl was talking to the one that had been sucking me off, I blew my load on this girls back while under the covers.
I always thought it was pretty funny.
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korey729
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No great stories about myself getting busted. Had a gf's mom walk in on us once but she was cool and just apologized and left the room.
Once at a house party some friends and I are were all making fun of this one chick who we all knew would fuck anything that walked. We all agreed that none of us would ever fuck her. 30 mins later we went down to the basement to smoke some herb and one of my buddies (who was involved in the aforementioned chat) was fucking this girl on the couch. Another friend quietly snuck up behind the couch, popped up, and snapped about 5 pictures before he could unmount the slut. It was a disposable camera. I still have the camera b/c I don't know where to get them developed?
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gf and i skipped school to go to my place so we get into bed and whatever and just before the panties, which was last piece of clothing, came off, my brother walks in. i dont know where he came from because i could not hear him comming up the stairs. he opens the door looks at us and goes "ok tom ill ask you the question i had later". gf was embarassed and nervous but i obv wanted to keep going. he actually left the house right after to let us be.
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Banging my g/f from high school in her basement. Her mom comes downstairs and I only have time to put my shirt on, throw a blanket over my lower half and she proceeds to have a 5-10 mintue conversation with her and I. I'm sitting there half naked with just a blanket on praying she doesnt ask me to get up. She doesn't mention anything but my god, looking back on it she knew 100% what was going down.
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Take them to the local pharmacy and then get them digitalized (made that word up, i think)and post them!
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brianyut
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Admiral found this. It's prob the funniest youtube video ever, and it fits in this thread. Kid gets caught jerkin it to World of Warcraft:
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jhesser
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Cought my son getting serviced once. He was down stairs with his girlfriend and my wife and her friend were upstaiars talking. I asked where he was and my wifes friend went downstairs to look and caught him in mid nut.......he never lived it down. His girlfriend left soon after without saying a word and never came back. I felt bad for her and him. I don't really condone him doing this downstairs but I always made noise before going down there when he had a girlfriend over.
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