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**EDIT: His mom sniffed his c*ck ?!?
CrownMyCoke (United States) 9,920 Posts. Joined 06-27-2005.
02-13-2008 8:23 PM
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Have you ever been busted having sex by friends, GF, parents, etc..? Here is mine:

I was a Senior in HS and me and my buddy met my GF and her friend at her place around 10PMish. We parked his car in front of a neighbors house and walked around the side of the house to the basement. We proceed to drink and get a little buzzed. We get the idea that we should go to the poolhouse/pool to drink a little more. We get there and we drink a little more then my GF and I decide that we def want to get in the pool and get it on. My buddy and the other girl decide they want to obv stay at the poolhouse out of harms way. So we get in the pool and start to go at it all over the place in the pool. Well, im banging her from behind and i hear this, "Sarah, thats enough", in a manly voice. I double take and look over and see its her dad at the gate and i insta jump out of the pool, naked, grab my shit, and jump the fence.
 
My buddy told me later that he saw him watching us go at it for a good 5 minutes. He could not yell anything to me and tell me he was there so he was stuck. He said that he could not believe he actually sat there and watched his daughter have sex. Goes on to say, i was never allowed over her house and her parents hated me!
 
 
 

Geostorm2005 (United States) 842 Posts. Joined 08-27-2006.
02-13-2008 8:27 PM - In reply to
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Wait, Dad was standing there for 5 min watching you pounding her from behind, ummmmmm

I dont know if I should laugh or wonder if the dad is a creep...


Sweetness777 (United States) 5,917 Posts. Joined 05-30-2005.
02-13-2008 8:27 PM - In reply to
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obv brag post about fucking pee wee hermans daughter. 

That would be fucking wild, i bet your heart just fucking crippled for a second wondering what to do next lol.. did the blueballs go away because of the crazy moment, or were you hard as a rock after that?  ohh and i see the other hidden brag about lasting more than 5 min in high school..im a 2 min man now, but was a 40 second man then, the first hint of wetcock and my sperm would be dancin to the electric slide

JRoth15 (United States) 11,590 Posts. Joined 07-26-2006.
02-13-2008 8:30 PM - In reply to
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lol sweetness you fucking kill me...sperm dancing to the electric slide, eh?? nice, but weird, story, CMC!

BlufferChic (United States) 5,516 Posts. Joined 05-01-2006.
02-13-2008 8:32 PM - In reply to
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when i was like 17 i was making out with this girl in my bedroom, and we had our tops off playing with each other's boobs and my dad came in my room... i think the most embarrassing part is that he was so polite, and said 'oh excuse me' and just left... it was pretty awkward, and we never discussed it

bekigirl (United States) 13,915 Posts. Joined 06-04-2007.
02-13-2008 8:33 PM - In reply to
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lol @ electric slide.

Scha (Norway) 7,133 Posts. Joined 01-10-2006.
02-13-2008 8:33 PM - In reply to
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My story is the standard "at a party in the bathroom with a random chick" story. Lock gets picked, and there are 10 guys pointing and laughing.

bekigirl (United States) 13,915 Posts. Joined 06-04-2007.
02-13-2008 8:38 PM - In reply to
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omg BC <3 that is funny. what a sweetheart your dad is.

TUGreenWave (United States) 848 Posts. Joined 08-27-2007.
02-13-2008 8:39 PM - In reply to
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BC you had me at "making out with this girl"

emcee21 (United States) 14,326 Posts. Joined 02-15-2006.
02-13-2008 8:39 PM - In reply to
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obv brag post for passing first 3 years of high school

CrownMyCoke (United States) 9,920 Posts. Joined 06-27-2005.
02-13-2008 8:40 PM - In reply to
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Yeah, i was stunned when my buddy told me afterwards! Her dad was a big dude too. Glad he did not come after me.

Sweetness - My dong was still full throttle when i took off running to grab my shit and jump the fence. I was def scared shitless so that did not last long.

BlufferChic (United States) 5,516 Posts. Joined 05-01-2006.
02-13-2008 8:40 PM - In reply to
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well, actually he was really sweet on this one issue, but i think that is only because he didn't know what to say... in general he was very strict

AJXTERRA (United States) 2,875 Posts. Joined 06-06-2007.
02-13-2008 8:41 PM - In reply to
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so hawt

Scha (Norway) 7,133 Posts. Joined 01-10-2006.
02-13-2008 8:43 PM - In reply to
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I dont believe you BC, I need pics!

BlufferChic (United States) 5,516 Posts. Joined 05-01-2006.
02-13-2008 8:45 PM - In reply to
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sorry to disappoint shca but that was pre-digital camera days
 
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