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Have you ever been busted having sex by friends, GF, parents, etc..? Here is mine:
I was a Senior in HS and me and my buddy met my GF and her friend at her place around 10PMish. We parked his car in front of a neighbors house and walked around the side of the house to the basement. We proceed to drink and get a little buzzed. We get the idea that we should go to the poolhouse/pool to drink a little more. We get there and we drink a little more then my GF and I decide that we def want to get in the pool and get it on. My buddy and the other girl decide they want to obv stay at the poolhouse out of harms way. So we get in the pool and start to go at it all over the place in the pool. Well, im banging her from behind and i hear this, "Sarah, thats enough", in a manly voice. I double take and look over and see its her dad at the gate and i insta jump out of the pool, naked, grab my shit, and jump the fence.
My buddy told me later that he saw him watching us go at it for a good 5 minutes. He could not yell anything to me and tell me he was there so he was stuck. He said that he could not believe he actually sat there and watched his daughter have sex. Goes on to say, i was never allowed over her house and her parents hated me!
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Girl on left.
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korey729
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| Take them to the local pharmacy and then get them digitalized (made that word up, i think)and post them! | |
lol @ "digitalized"... yeah, I wish I could. I can't take them to a place like Wal-Mart b/c someone told me they destroy anything beyond topless pics and these are far beyond topless. If you know anyone with a blackroom let me know!
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she looks like Tyra Banks only the face is different and shes whiter
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you sound like a retard only your more educated and dont work at k mart.
huh?
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Lenny
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DW, I'm pretty sure that's rule 1A
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cminer25
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In high school, my friend was over at his gfs house. Her mom was suppossed to be at work or something. Well she ended up coming home early to witness her daughter getting railed on the ping pong table. She is a very religious woman and was so discusted by the site of here daughter spread eagle that she actually started to puke everywhere.
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in a parking lot 4am back seat of my car homeless black man looks in my window.i get out he ask me for some money.threw him a five and he left us alone
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Dyzalot
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LOL now that's a guy who knows how to take advantage of an opportunity.
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haha my senior year of high school i was hooking up with this junior girl that i didnt know very well, to be honest it was just sex but it was fine with me. Well anyway her mom was cool as hell and would give me beer and hard liqour whenever i came over (the mom was like 35). But anyway one night me and this girl went out and she was like come over and spend the night we were both pretty messed up so i was like ok sounds good. So we get back and are in her room both butt ass naked and she's on top being pretty loud screaming and saying some dirty things when her mom walks in and turns on the light. Her mom goes are you two drunk? she goes ugh yeah! her mom goes are you two fucking? and my girl goes mom yes we are now get the hell out! The mom looks at me and goes do you have a condom on? well my girl pulls out my dick with a latex on it and goes yes he does mom see? (she looks at it) and then my girl says now get the fuck out mom!....probably the most funny and most awkward situation of my life, at least the mom made me breakfast the next morning
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Back in highschool I was dating a girl that liked to do it outdoors. So one night we are walking in the park and decide to get it into it on a picnic table. I drop my pants and lean against the table and she lifts her skirt and climbs aboard. Well after a couple of minutes I see someone walking towards us. He gets closer and closer and dosnt seem to care that we are obv having a private moment. He walks right past us and is so close that I could have reached out and touched him if I had wanted to. As he is walking by I realise that its my math teacher. I wasnt sure if he recognized me or not.
Well in class the next morning he says to me....
" Mark, I am surprised you had time to finish your home work last night"
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In high school I was super horny and gave probably one of the top five fucks of my life to my girlfriend at the time. I mean, the bed had moved to the middle of the room, whole house is shaking, she's loving it, begging for more, good shit. Then I hear, right as I am cumming, "what are you doing Eliza?" and I turn around to see her seven-year-old younger sister in the doorway. My girlfriend yells at her, she shuts the door really quickly, I'm still coming but the whole climax now just is feeling weird. Later I felt guilty about it. That's probably not going to be good for that little girl's development, to see sex at such an early age, and especially as aggressive as it was that day.
My father was getting remarried in Brazil, I met this chick at the party after, we danced, she says let's go outside. I'm rounding third base with this girl when my sister and father had the brilliant fucking idea to go looking for me.
Another girl in high school I was out getting lunch with, and then on the way back I want some from her, but my Mom is at my house, so I told her to pull over to this one parking lot. It's this elementary school and the parking lot is huge and no one is every there, and we were tucked behind this one building. I'm going down on her when all the sudden this janitor knocks on her window, and talks to us in a perfectly normal voice as if I don't have my face buried in this chick that, "I am about to lock the parking lot. You kids are going to need to get out."
The absolute fucking weirdest one though was at this one party in my old apartment complex. I meet this freaky girl and we start making out, and we go to someone else's room. We start going at it, then I realize this guy is in the room. This dude I know is gay. I say dude gtfo, he tells me its his room and he's staying. The girl says "its okay just go ahead" and I'm like wtf at this point. I try a bit (why? I'm not sure. I drank too much) but I'm freaked out, and finally just pulled my pants up and started arguing with the guy trying to get him to leave. He refuses to and he starts groping me. I go "fuck this" and just leave.
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Ummmm..........is it just me or should he add "NO HOMO" before this post?
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