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Have you ever been busted having sex by friends, GF, parents, etc..? Here is mine:
I was a Senior in HS and me and my buddy met my GF and her friend at her place around 10PMish. We parked his car in front of a neighbors house and walked around the side of the house to the basement. We proceed to drink and get a little buzzed. We get the idea that we should go to the poolhouse/pool to drink a little more. We get there and we drink a little more then my GF and I decide that we def want to get in the pool and get it on. My buddy and the other girl decide they want to obv stay at the poolhouse out of harms way. So we get in the pool and start to go at it all over the place in the pool. Well, im banging her from behind and i hear this, "Sarah, thats enough", in a manly voice. I double take and look over and see its her dad at the gate and i insta jump out of the pool, naked, grab my shit, and jump the fence.
My buddy told me later that he saw him watching us go at it for a good 5 minutes. He could not yell anything to me and tell me he was there so he was stuck. He said that he could not believe he actually sat there and watched his daughter have sex. Goes on to say, i was never allowed over her house and her parents hated me!
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brianyut
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02-14-2008 3:46 PM
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OMFG. I need to keep this.
| | | | | When I was 14 I had my gf at my house and we were making out in myroom, we couldn't fuck because my mom kept walking around the house andi had to leave the door open. So we decide to go swimming in the creekbehind my house. We're in the water and I've been nailin her for like2 minutes and I feel something weird on my nuts. I feel my balls andjump off of her and there is a leach clinched on to my ball sack. Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the houseand I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my ballsand remove this fucking leach. As they are removing the leech and myballs are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, my dad brings upthe fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and says yeshe had a rubber on and then have a nice sex talk with me and the gf. This was a little awkward. | |
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Lameass_
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02-14-2008 3:48 PM
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fuck me reading these damn post while drinking something.
I spit water on my keyboard this time whille reading "my mom sniffed my cock"
She KNEW what your gfs vag smelled//tasted like, yo.
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he wasn't holding it he just saw the greasness, but they did have ahold of my balls pulling the leach off. and the girl watched the whole thing
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thats gotta be a BS story
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LOL...."son, you sure do got a greasy cock there"
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looooooooool
your mum sniffed your cock??????????hahahahahahahahahahahaha u retard
hahahaahaa
you just made my day
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nice play, that was fucking hillarious my friend!
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AJXTERRA
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02-14-2008 4:36 PM
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this is so not true...they let her see your wang? wtf kind of parents did you have?
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AJXTERRA
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02-14-2008 11:17 PM
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I'm bumping this for the night shift b/c ptownbrad's story is priceless...
and oh so fucked up at the same time...
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Bigz
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and the Academy Award for greasiest cock goes to....
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ok 2 things: I am either so baked i dont know whats going on, or I came into this thread way to late, but did some dude ^^ say his mom sniffed his cock...what in the fuck
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