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Have you ever been busted having sex by friends, GF, parents, etc..? Here is mine:
I was a Senior in HS and me and my buddy met my GF and her friend at her place around 10PMish. We parked his car in front of a neighbors house and walked around the side of the house to the basement. We proceed to drink and get a little buzzed. We get the idea that we should go to the poolhouse/pool to drink a little more. We get there and we drink a little more then my GF and I decide that we def want to get in the pool and get it on. My buddy and the other girl decide they want to obv stay at the poolhouse out of harms way. So we get in the pool and start to go at it all over the place in the pool. Well, im banging her from behind and i hear this, "Sarah, thats enough", in a manly voice. I double take and look over and see its her dad at the gate and i insta jump out of the pool, naked, grab my shit, and jump the fence.
My buddy told me later that he saw him watching us go at it for a good 5 minutes. He could not yell anything to me and tell me he was there so he was stuck. He said that he could not believe he actually sat there and watched his daughter have sex. Goes on to say, i was never allowed over her house and her parents hated me!
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did it go something like this?
or like this greasy pole?
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Maridu
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ronkend
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oh gawd thats so awesome!! lolaments
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Leet8s
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losing $600 isnt as bad now after reading that.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LDSAKFJSAD;FLJKSAD;L
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I actually laughed so hard I had tears coming out. omg that was funny
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ptown = Peoria, IL (?)
It all makes sense if you know people from that city,
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I was 16, and had this GF for over a year. Parents, specially dad, were amazing people. So they invited me to a 3 weeks vacations at dad's small town, a beautiful place in the mountains, in the north of Spain. There we go, and i bring my load of condoms. Third or forth day we went somewhere to have little bit of fun, so i put the condoms on my pockets, and when we come back to the house, i fucking leave the pants on the laundry basket, without checking em out.
Next morning at breakfast time, i wake up and GF is crying in the kitchen, mom looks at me as if i had killed some1, and dad is gone.
GF told me that mom found the condoms, and wanted to send me back home ( 500 milles away ), besides the fact that what she really wanted to do was to cut my dick to make sure i'd never introduce it inside her daugther ever again.
Funiest part is that her dad shows up for lunch, and says he wants to talk with. I almost pee on my pants, but there i go, ready to say GG life.
He looks as serious as a man who just found out some1 is banging his beloved daugther can look.
He says " i know what's going on, and i'm sure it didn't start here, i'm right?". The problem, he says, is that i know wathever i say you guys aren't gonna stop, and even if she wasn't with you, she'll get another BF, and to wathever. So here's what's gonna happen: from now on, i'll give you money, and at least take my girl to nice hotels, i don't want her to go creepy or dangerous places. And ever since, for the 2 more years we spent together, he backed me.
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AJXTERRA
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hahahaha...her dad staked you to bone her the right way...hahahaha...nice
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I've been walked in on/seen about 15 different times and one of those also involves a downtown Tallahassee parking garage. So I'll tell this story instead of some better ones.
I went with a group of friends to go drinking at a restaurant (Po's) spring of my freshman year and this chick who I was banging off and on went w/ us too. After a few hours she's giving me the lets gtfo of here and fuck look. So I ditch my friends and take my car to the top floor of a garage. When I'm about to park she notices these rungs that lead to the roof above the stairwell. So we go up there and start going at it. After about 10 mins I'm doing her from behind when I look to my right and see a guy looking at us through a window of one of the gov buildings. I'm guessing he was a janitor or something, but I just waved and he waved back and left after a few mins. He rly couldn't see shit b/c there are like 4 ft walls on each side on top of the stairwell.
It's kinda hard to describe the setup, but it was a pretty cool little spot. The only people who would be able to see you are the ones in teh surrounding buildings and at midnight on a friday night those government buildings are dead.
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kenn121
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i have neevr so so hard as 'my mom sniffed my cock' in my entire life
before - i now have the whole office in stiches!!! dude you have become
a legend
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Lameass_
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getting backed to fuck someones daughter is DEF + EV.
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ptown, that shit is hillarious! OMG! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Korey,
just go to a few different walgreens with the pics. if you can find a cooler looking guy just tell him whats up before you give him the pics. you may have to go to a few places before someone will do it. I've had to do this with some pretty crazy pics myself..
GL
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