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ginger jokes
BamaHockey437 (United States) 623 Posts. Joined 12-09-2007.
11-09-2008 4:06 PM

whats some of the funniest ginger jokes you have heard?  

 
 
 

goofy2485 (United States) 6,774 Posts. Joined 03-18-2007.
11-09-2008 4:08 PM - In reply to

 usually an op starts out with one. I don't know any ginger jokes. You suck.


BamaHockey437 (United States) 623 Posts. Joined 12-09-2007.
11-09-2008 4:10 PM - In reply to

goofy2485: 

 usually an op starts out with one. I don't know any ginger jokes. You suck.



Your right, why on earth would I start a thread if I already knew what I was asking about you dumb cunt.

Why do you think I started this?

KingMonty (United Kingdom) 1,051 Posts. Joined 10-18-2008.
11-09-2008 4:11 PM - In reply to

OP, I'm going to beat you like a ginger step-child.


SpankyHamm (United States) 8,681 Posts. Joined 09-12-2006.
11-09-2008 4:12 PM - In reply to

Parsely, Thyme and Ginger walk into a bar - the bartender asks them, why the long face?


Faaantastic (United States) 2,746 Posts. Joined 10-29-2005.
11-09-2008 4:13 PM - In reply to

 What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.


A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child...
"Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair."
"Oh no!" she replies, "what's the good news?"
The Doctor replies, "it's dead."


What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?
The brick gets laid.


Apparently, in about 70 years there will be no more newborn kids that are naturally ginger. See, even Mother Nature hates them.


Faaantastic (United States) 2,746 Posts. Joined 10-29-2005.
11-09-2008 4:17 PM - In reply to

 What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night?
Shocked.




KingMonty (United Kingdom) 1,051 Posts. Joined 10-18-2008.
11-09-2008 4:19 PM - In reply to

Ginger kids are lucky. When they stay at Michael Jackson's house, they get their own bedroom.


goboro2 (Canada) 423 Posts. Joined 09-08-2007.
11-09-2008 4:19 PM - In reply to

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I've good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?

Give us the bad news first, the parents reply.

Your baby has red hair, says the doctor.

Well whats the good news ask the parents.

It's dead.


towman1 (United States) 14,023 Posts. Joined 12-22-2006.
11-09-2008 4:21 PM - In reply to

goboro2: 

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I've good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?

Give us the bad news first, the parents reply.

Your baby has red hair, says the doctor.

Well whats the good news ask the parents.

It's dead.



That's horrible
 
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