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People that dont re-rack the weights and not putting dumbells back in the correct spot..so lazy of someone to do this. I see people do this all the time and its no wonder they still look like shit.

stfu, whore

Best line in the OP. I hate the locker room trolls that meat gaze (fags). I hate the guys that spot for you then lift most of the weight (usually they tell you that it was all you afterwards).

Quick story: I used to have this buddy at the gym. His name was Chip and he was an absolute fireplug. he was 5'6" and benched in the high 300's and was in his 40s when I worked out with him. He used to spot for our group al the time and always stood right over you as you benched. The thing is he was a huge sweater and wore loose gym shorts. So you would be benching and look up just to see a sweat drop slowly fall off of his ball sac and drift towards your forehead. It really was like Chinese water torture.

 I work at a gym and the worst is the ppl that feel the need to throw around weight that isnt even heavy just so ppl look

Annoying frat douchebags (ya stereotyping frats at my school anyway, but it's true here) standing in front of machines/racks and just blabbing with their friends instead of either using the machine or letting someone else use it

my friends that i worked out with for a bit over the summer were annoying too b/c they would tell me what to do/try to correct me on methods when they had done no research and were only bsing off the top of their heads. definitely prefer working out alone lol

 get paid

private gym>public gym... by a lot

 1.  When there is a fixed horizontal bench free, but numbnuts decides to grab the adjustable bench.  Great, guess I'll just rest the front legs of the bench on the weight rack to do my incline press, assfucker.  I bet that guy does fuck asses.  And not in a wholesome Anal Avengers 6 way.

2.  If I'm doing supersets, and a douchenozzle:

a. sees me on both pieces of eqiupment back-to-back.

b. jumps on one piece while I'm on the other without saying anything.

c. doesn't get off when he's done his set.

d. cops an attitude when I ask to work in.

I know it's hard to understand, but I'm more than happy to let you work in, especially if I'm supersetting.  But being an obnoxious prick means I definitely won't wipe my bench down when I'm done.  And I'm a sweater.  (No, a guy who sweats a lot.  Most pieces of clothing are not sentient, and can't lift weights.)

3. Women who get offended when you take the piece of equipment next to them.  I mean, sure I could take the one on the other end, where there's no one around, but fuck it, the A/C duct is over there, this has a nicer view of downtown, and I'm not gonna rape you.  Don't like it?  You move.  It's a free country, last I checked.

4.  Guidos.

I got banned from a gym for tea-bagging chicks who were bench pressing without a spotter.