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I saw Jim Morrison yesterday at Starbuck's, he looked like Val Kilmer.

railbot:

 http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/the-king-of-pop-lives-forever

zomfg wtf is wrong with ppl./

Elvis.

Biggie.

Tupac.

and now micheal jackson are all still alive...

Andy Kaufman told me the dumbest joke yesterday. I can't even remember it just something stupid about a 19-wheeled 18-wheeler.

*sighs*  denial -- it ain't just a river

 not sure why i clicked that expecting something else.

i miss him so bad it hurts :(

 I wonder how many of the 3.5 mil views of that vid are sketchys

still alive./

I was talking to Kurt Cobain yesterday and he had the same agent and MJ so he knows his shit.  His agent confirmed that MJ is in fact dead.  The strange thing is though, MJ died in 1998 and they have been using look-a-likes ever since.  The plan was to use the look-a-likes until MJ's clone (that was born in 1994) was old enough to go on tour.  MJ's doctors, however, could not exactly duplicate the plastic surgery altered face on the clone and he turned out looking like a drag queen on crack. So they called the whole thing off last month.  They then had to kill off one of the look-a-likes so everyone would think MJ just died.  This is all on the down low, so shhhh.

Some kids I know [insert joke here] was out playing when they saw MJ in a window. They climbed a tree to get a better look and the grumpy old MJ called the cops on them. What an asshole move imo.

Scha:

Some kids I know [insert joke here] was out playing when they saw MJ in a window. They climbed a tree to get a better look and the grumpy old MJ called the cops on them. What an asshole move imo.

PhiAlphaMTSU:

Scha:

Some kids I know [insert joke here] was out playing when they saw MJ in a window. They climbed a tree to get a better look and the grumpy old MJ called the cops on them. What an asshole move imo.

loooooooooooooooooool ICWUDT