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how do i bounce a girl back from the club
SirCrafty (United States) 146 Posts. Joined 08-08-2008.
11-22-2009 10:58 PM

was at murmur at the borgata last night and it occured to me that idk wtf im doing with this. have no problem dancing or interacting with girls but when it comes to bouncing a broad back to the room i havent been able to close. im hella confident, i pretty much just walk around the place like im a baller and like im better than every white trash punk in there (because i am), so thats not lacking. fellow ballers offer opinons/advice plz

 
 
 

Donkey Kong (United States) 2,053 Posts. Joined 12-28-2007.
11-23-2009 12:42 PM - In reply to

metfan4590: 

unfortunatly OP is my bro..... and although he is no guido by any standards.... he does tend to act like an asshole around girls and thinks the asshole approach works..... i have a few friends who are girls and they always ask me what his prob is.... im just a nice guy and hes just an asshole..... pics of bro/girls to be added soon

please dont, no one gives a shit

iThinkItMoved (Tuvalu) 226 Posts. Joined 11-11-2009.
11-23-2009 12:55 PM - In reply to

 


metfan4590 (United States) 113 Posts. Joined 07-06-2008.
11-23-2009 12:58 PM - In reply to

sean' mce_src='sean'>

These next two are me the fat nice guy... with "broads"

steveripp' mce_src='steveripp'>

and this last 1 is my freind taking a dump

metfan4590 (United States) 113 Posts. Joined 07-06-2008.
11-23-2009 1:00 PM - In reply to

mkm44 (Canada) 2,766 Posts. Joined 11-22-2008.
11-23-2009 1:01 PM - In reply to

 LOL THAT's the guy who thinks he's a baller??


This HAS to be a level?


Hateflops (Togo) 4,713 Posts. Joined 11-07-2005.
11-23-2009 1:01 PM - In reply to

 Which one is he?


Ozzie (United States) 3,589 Posts. Joined 02-01-2007.
11-23-2009 1:08 PM - In reply to

photobucket fail... sick album tho

metfan4590 (United States) 113 Posts. Joined 07-06-2008.
11-23-2009 1:11 PM - In reply to

i tried to upload and failed some1 give me their email and ill email them to u and u can upload for all of ot to see imo


Dedonkefy (United States) 3,302 Posts. Joined 01-01-2006.
11-23-2009 1:12 PM - In reply to

 

thtdfg


SirCrafty (United States) 146 Posts. Joined 08-08-2008.
11-23-2009 1:13 PM - In reply to

mkm44: 

 LOL THAT's the guy who thinks he's a baller??


This HAS to be a level?


Pretty sure I make more money in a month than you make in a year.

Ozzie (United States) 3,589 Posts. Joined 02-01-2007.
11-23-2009 1:15 PM - In reply to

 http://www.kodakgallery.com/gallery/creativeapps/SPM/SPM.jsp?sourceId=691412266603&catId=Playing_Cards&skuId=skuSPM080000&catLabel=Playing+Cards&productId=proSPM080000&cmCatId=Playing_Cards


put it on some playing cards for only $20.99


metfan4590 (United States) 113 Posts. Joined 07-06-2008.
11-23-2009 1:15 PM - In reply to

thast not him
 thats friend of mine i thought would be funny in this post


jeppg1111 (United States) 1,982 Posts. Joined 01-25-2005.
11-23-2009 1:17 PM - In reply to

SirCrafty: 

was at murmur at the borgata last night and it occured to me that idk wtf im doing with this. have no problem dancing or interacting with girls but when it comes to bouncing a broad back to the room i havent been able to close. im hella confident, i pretty much just walk around the place like im a baller and like im better than every white trash punk in there (because i am), so thats not lacking. fellow ballers offer opinons/advice plz




would love to see this

Bob Futon (United States) 9,146 Posts. Joined 10-19-2007.
11-23-2009 1:18 PM - In reply to

I wonder if the Ripp Family Thanksigving is anything like the O'Doyle family thanksgiving


threeven (United States) 16,369 Posts. Joined 02-17-2006.
11-23-2009 1:19 PM - In reply to

SirCrafty: 
mkm44: 

 LOL THAT's the guy who thinks he's a baller??


This HAS to be a level?


Pretty sure I make more money in a month than you make in a year.


Money doesn't make you any less of a tool
 
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