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Well, you could have you could always pay a friend of yours to wake you up every morning.  Just tell him to hold a kitchen knife over the flames on your stove for a few minutes till the knife is red hot, and have him stab the tip of the knife under your fingernail and kinda stab inwards really so the red hot tip of the knife stabs in under the nail so it's stuck in there between the fingernail and the pink flesh stuff under the fingernail.

You will wake up so easily.  You may feel some slight discomfort, though it varies from person to person.  If you erection persists for more than 4 hours please call your doctor immediately.

webe4020:

this should solve your alarm problem imo

loooooooooooolllllllllllllll that video is fucking awesome... I burst out laughing when the bed started hopping

bfactor, I'm sure there are some evil dictators who would pay you good money for this stuff. You could be given some nice cushy government office and the title of Minister in charge of Creative Torture.

Thinking about it, a few Asian nations go in for this sort of thing. It would be perfect for you.

You really do have one of the most twisted and fucked up minds I've ever come across. Your article on most horrible ways to die was quite revolting.

Deoxyribo:

so i just cant wake up normally

the only way to make sure ill get up on time is if something REALLLLLLY exciting is happening that day, which is sfobv not everyday.

i fear i wont be able to get a normal job if the hours start early...

soooooo

does anyone know of any meds/pills/something that can help??

the only way i get up naturally is after 9-11 hrs of sleep, and i love staying up late which is a problemm.. any help?

I mean, for really deep sleepers though, the hotknife trick isn't always good enough.

There's also this weird technique where what you do is, you take a powerdrill and drill a 1/16" width longscrew into the bottom part of the shin bone, near where it meets the ankle, and then another one near the top of the shin bone near where it meets the knee, and then you hook up two electrical cables to the screws, one on each end with alligator clips, and then you plug the wires into the wall socket.  Boils up the bone marrow a little.  Wakes them up every time, especially if you let it heat the marrow up enough that the steam pressure inside the marrow canal starts trying to blow the bone apart from the inside out, and those little hairline cracks and fractures start to break open and everything.  It can cause some discomfort, but it is pretty effective/gets the job done, so whatever works right?

Had this problem in the past, it all comes down to discipline and self-control.

If all else fails, get married and tell your wife to dump water on your head if you sleep in more then 5 minutes past your alarm.  Just make sure she throws it at you from more then an arm's length away.  This is pretty much guaranteed to at least get you out of bed.

Jims14:

Had this problem in the past, it all comes down to discipline and self-control.

this is true for practically every personal issue in life.

OP, suck it up and wake the fuck up... or don't. it's your choice only

In order to wake up, you must grow up!

In order to wake up, you must be severely tortured beyond your wildest dreams!

or be grown up

False.

It's pretty easy to wake up youngsters.

15 cc's of nitric acid with a needle syringe into the tear ducts.

Works every time.  And they can't even cry about it, so it's like win win.





too far?

bfactor:

False.

It's pretty easy to wake up youngsters.

15 cc's of nitric acid with a needle syringe into the tear ducts.

Works every time.  And they can't even cry about it, so it's like win win.





too far?

Obv.

Although to be honest, the cruelest live experimentations on the human body were actually conducted on the Chinese (by the Japanese).

Some of the experiments that were used on Chinese prisoners of war (and civilians) included:

-  Vivisection without anasthesia, including organ removals and limb removals

-  Pressure chamber tests  (where the victims literally popped in some cases)

-  Frostbite experimentation with both amputation as well as non amputation to study the effects of gangrene (often doing this to all four limbs of the person, one at a time, leaving the person still alive with only their head and torso remaining, at which point they were still not killed, and were used for different experiments)

-  Removal of the heart muscle from the chest cavity via sharp bladed removal claw device (it was a long stick with a razor edged clamp thingie that they would just stab right into the person while he was wide awake, and rip the person's heart out with)

-  Human target practice (tied up and shot at by marksmen)

-  Human grenade practice (tied up and had grenades blown up by them from various distances away)

-  Choking experiments

-  Baking experiments (using large ovens, etc)

There were some really bad ones that our World History teacher told us about, but the worst one that I can remember was:

-  Frying-pan-floor chamber experiments (they would put a mom and her infant child into an empty, sealed cell with smooth walls and a metal floor.  The floor would be heated up to frying pan temperatures to see how long the woman would allow her feet to be fried on the floor before putting the baby under her feet and standing on top of the baby to stop her feet from getting fried)

I'm 32 and I still have this problem. I work as a stockbroker so i have to get to my office by 8am and I usually get like 5 or 6 hours of sleep becuase I am so stressed during the day and the week.  Then come Friday and Saturday I sleep 12 hours just like I did in college and then come Sunday night I can never get to bed on time since I got up at 1pm . . . I've been doing this for 10 years now since college

I was on ambien and then stopped cold turkey and I will never take those again since I was addicted .  Now , I pop half a clonozapham at night which chills me out .  That is what I recommend - go get Clonozis

 Do lots of cardio and some weights in the afternoon until your beat tired (me I would do it before dinner) than take a hot shower and eat a good meal, you should sleep like a baby. Also remember sleeping pills might make you go to sleep easily but it makes waking up X20 times harder. There is nothing better than good natural sleep instead of drug induced.