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I got robbed by a kid. wtf?
LeftyC (United States) 1,799 Posts. Joined 11-19-2006.
09-03-2009 1:24 PM

So I took the little guy to the Phila zoo today and this mf'er kid steals my wallet right outta Dylan's elmo bag, which was on my shoulder at the time! To make things worse, I didn't even notice Embarrassed

We were standing in a crowded area and I notice this guy staring at me.... I figure whatev. I thought someone bumped into the bag, but no..... little fucker got the wallet.  Like 2 min later I go to pay for a pony ride and realize the bag is wide open and my wallet it missing.... I freak, trace my steps, and go running to meet security at the gates. 

I go back 15 min later and some zoo lady comes up and said this kid took the wallet and his mom just returned it.  She also informed me the kid got the ass beating of his life. She said the kid was about 10-11 y.o.

So yea, I'm an idiot, i know.

But that guy that was staring at me must have seen it happen, and he didn't do anything? wtf?

 
 
 

Niceguy (United States) 6,884 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
09-03-2009 10:28 PM - In reply to

Never let us meet.

I'd rob you too.

When it's just so easy, I can't help myself.


PANTERA (United States) 1,575 Posts. Joined 05-04-2006.
09-03-2009 10:28 PM - In reply to

brentley72: 
where did it say he was black?


geez you just automatically think because a kid has bling in his ears hes black?

teeth fo sho tho-)

RACIST MUCH

LeftyC (United States) 1,799 Posts. Joined 11-19-2006.
09-03-2009 10:34 PM - In reply to

 polar bears obv


offmason 1 Posts. Joined 09-03-2009.
09-03-2009 10:56 PM - In reply to

You can be honest! Was it your elmo bag? lmao The stereotypes being thrown around are hilarious lol


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XXEDPXX (United States) 3,667 Posts. Joined 03-07-2007.
09-04-2009 12:51 AM - In reply to

 pockets?


beauright (United States) 1,630 Posts. Joined 06-21-2005.
09-04-2009 3:04 AM - In reply to

funny thing is, when I was in touring Europe, we got warned soooo many times to be aware of child picket-pockets. In reality, their size allows them to be more stealth so they are big problems at tourist attractions.

 
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