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Believer82 (United States) 1,892 Posts. Joined 08-11-2005.
10-31-2009 3:45 AM
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themonk91 (United States) 80 Posts. Joined 12-06-2007.
10-31-2009 11:09 AM - In reply to

Solid game + volume= results. Sound familiar? Also, many of these "whores" are just young girls who are clueless at this point in life. Try going a bit older if necessary, just as you would change a table or a limit that wasnt working for you.
Try to narrow your range to girls that have good relationships with their fathers, and like their jobs.

It's just like poker man...............And I would tell you to get off tilt about that bad beat you took, but you already know that. gl


Lameass_ (United States) 8,468 Posts. Joined 07-25-2007.
10-31-2009 11:10 AM - In reply to

i love whores. and there is gonna be a TON of them out today


FenwayKing (United States) 7,512 Posts. Joined 03-13-2006.
10-31-2009 11:13 AM - In reply to

themonk91: 

Solid game + volume= results. Sound familiar? Also, many of these "whores" are just young girls who are clueless at this point in life. Try going a bit older if necessary, just as you would change a table or a limit that wasnt working for you.
Try to narrow your range to girls that have good relationships with their fathers, and like their jobs.

It's just like poker man...............And I would tell you to get off tilt about that bad beat you took, but you already know that. gl

wayyyy too many poker analogies in this post lol

jtown1010 (United States) 21,821 Posts. Joined 01-13-2006.
10-31-2009 11:13 AM - In reply to

qjuice14: 

 

Amen brother.  I always go to church to find my girls.  They are just so damn easy to manipulate.


I mean I really want to go off on my christian girls > scientist girls rant right now but this is just too damn funny.

FenwayKing (United States) 7,512 Posts. Joined 03-13-2006.
10-31-2009 11:14 AM - In reply to

jtown1010: 
I mean I really want to go off on my christian girls > scientist girls rant right now but this is just too damn funny.
dude it's so true...christian girls are where it's at Yes

jtown1010 (United States) 21,821 Posts. Joined 01-13-2006.
10-31-2009 11:17 AM - In reply to

besides the free sunday booze they're the only reason I go to church.


tilterstom (United States) 505 Posts. Joined 09-18-2006.
10-31-2009 11:18 AM - In reply to

 well believer part of me feels your pain and part of me wants to tell you to quit crying. I have been hurt pretty badly too and I def won't ever let myself fall for a girl who loves to drink with her friends and loves to be the center of attention.

actually considered trying to date a young impressionable mormon girl. They don't drink but some of them are closet whores who just never had alcohol to unleash the beast. so if you can unleash the whore without marrying them first (obv mormons are supposed to wait b4 marriage) it can be a pretty good deal.

so come to utah we can go to a singles church here, mormon women are usually fine as hell because they take such good care of themselves, we can find ourselves a couple of good virgins to corrupt just to our liking.  that is my plan of attack after ending my 4 year relationship.

 


astaggs (United States) 1,166 Posts. Joined 05-08-2008.
10-31-2009 11:20 AM - In reply to

Believer82: 

the girls that wont put out for  3 weeks until thye know you actually like them

uh...what?

Lameass_ (United States) 8,468 Posts. Joined 07-25-2007.
10-31-2009 11:21 AM - In reply to

FenwayKing: 
wayyyy too many poker analogies in this post lol



seriously people are so fucking annoyhing "poker is like this in life" shut the fuck up
poker is like poker thats it

oh but poker is like loggin you have to be on top of your game

lol really

you can say that about anything its fucking retarded

Underdog34 14,075 Posts. Joined 01-27-2005.
10-31-2009 11:28 AM - In reply to

OP sounds like it might end up in an FBI profiler file on warning signs of potential serial killers.


themonk91 (United States) 80 Posts. Joined 12-06-2007.
10-31-2009 11:35 AM - In reply to

i actually like whores and hate poker lameass, just hate to see people hurting over them.


blufhard (United States) 1,731 Posts. Joined 12-31-2007.
10-31-2009 11:59 AM - In reply to




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DEEZZZ_NUTS (United States) 588 Posts. Joined 03-13-2006.
10-31-2009 12:22 PM - In reply to

 wait? whores are good....



undertheradar (United States) 1,140 Posts. Joined 05-06-2006.
10-31-2009 1:09 PM - In reply to

RATE615: 

 



awesome, just awesome

pigalet42 (United States) 10,498 Posts. Joined 01-31-2007.
10-31-2009 1:30 PM - In reply to

IbizaCF3: 

 Dude Tenn. isn't the south. I mean I live in NC and I don't consider it the south. 

wat? Tenn & NC are def in the south 

Modern definition The states in dark red are almost always included in modern day definitions of the South, while those in medium red are usually included. Some sources classify Maryland and Missouri as Southern, with Delaware only rarely grouped within the region. West Virginia is often considered Southern, because it was once part of Virginia. < Charles & William Ferris Encyclopedia of Southern CultureISBN 9780807818237; Univ. of Pennsylvania Telsur ProjectTelsur Map of Southern Dialect</ref>[1][2]
 
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