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Interesting Jerk Off Discussion **Updated Story On Page 3**
DoubleUp28 (United States) 729 Posts. Joined 02-20-2007.
07-04-2009 2:17 PM
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So there was about 5 of us guys sitting on my patio yesterday drinking.  My one buddy (Mike) proceeds to tell us that he's a couple days away from being evicted if he cannot come up with a months rent money ($500)  I guess he hasn't paid rent in 2 months and they're finally gonna give him the boot. 


So Mike was all upset and pissed off that he was gonna have to move back home w/ his parents.  His g/f of 3 yrs has been living w/ him.  We then started brainstorming quick stupid ways he can make money.  Nothing was really reasonable and then after a few more drinks my other buddy (John) gets on the topic of jerking off somehow. 


John proceeds to tell Mike that he will give him the $500 rent money for the month if the next time we are at his girlfriends house partying and her mom is home (sheer definition of a MILF) if he purposely gets caught jerking off on her bed when she walks into the room while sniffing her panties. 


John makes up a number of different guidelines that Mike has to follow in order to earn the $500. 


-We all normally gather in her living room/or backyard and drink then occasionally the MILF dips off into her room to use the washroom etc. 

-Prior to that time Mike has to sneak into her room and steal a pair of her panties

-Get butt naked on her bed

-Begin Jerk Session

-Crack the door so we can verify that he actually did it when we follow behind her on her way to her room 



This will possibly be the highlight of my life seeing one of my buddies getting caught by his g/f's mom jerking off butt naked in her bed sniffing her panties and we all get to see the reaction on her face. 


The best part is it is all going to happen tonight b/c she is having a 4th of July party at her house.  He claimed sober 20 mins ago that he will follow thru tonight. 


HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 

patthecat35 (United States) 1,676 Posts. Joined 03-18-2009.
07-04-2009 2:20 PM - In reply to
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pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!


H@BB@KUK (United States) 3,267 Posts. Joined 03-21-2007.
07-04-2009 2:22 PM - In reply to
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 umm...ill pass on pics and vids but will take an after story...homo above me


cjcut (United States) 479 Posts. Joined 03-05-2009.
07-04-2009 2:24 PM - In reply to
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this has potential to be epic!


KingPariah (United States) 3,781 Posts. Joined 12-03-2005.
07-04-2009 2:25 PM - In reply to
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H@BB@KUK: 

 umm...ill pass on pics and vids but will take an after story...homo above me

lol (at H@BB) no fucking way I'd do this..go on craigslist and whore yourself out or make a 500$ jacking off video to sell to somebody.

Ditka88 (United States) 786 Posts. Joined 04-09-2006.
07-04-2009 2:26 PM - In reply to
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patthecat35: 

pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!



ghey

heavyj80 (United States) 12,447 Posts. Joined 08-22-2007.
07-04-2009 2:28 PM - In reply to
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 if you wanna see your friend naked,  just come out and ask him.   this seems like a lil too much trouble to go through


cizastro (United States) 2,917 Posts. Joined 11-19-2008.
07-04-2009 2:28 PM - In reply to
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First off...pics of MILF and g/f....second, is he not serious about the g/f?  I'm assuming doing something like this for $500 will surely ruin the relationship he has with the g/f and her mom.

Doesn't seem like a worthwhile deal tbh, unless he just doesn't give a shit about the girl.



DoubleUp28 (United States) 729 Posts. Joined 02-20-2007.
07-04-2009 2:28 PM - In reply to
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Yeah I don't think I really wanna see him in the act but the reaction will be fucking priceless.

Dr.GHouse (United States) 8,748 Posts. Joined 05-04-2007.
07-04-2009 2:32 PM - In reply to
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Yeah, we're gonna need pics of the girlfriend and the mom...


rocksolid124 (United States) 6,570 Posts. Joined 09-24-2006.
07-04-2009 2:41 PM - In reply to
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 Yep, his relationship with his gf is over.


quietwinner (United States) 1,827 Posts. Joined 10-05-2007.
07-04-2009 2:45 PM - In reply to
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pretty epic imo


timthegem (United States) 13,391 Posts. Joined 07-04-2006.
07-04-2009 2:53 PM - In reply to
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You should offer double or nothing if he holds some of her dad's underwear up to his nose, too.


Werglum (Canada) 1,594 Posts. Joined 07-17-2006.
07-04-2009 2:54 PM - In reply to
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quietwinner: 

pretty epic imo


BigEarn7 (United States) 3,884 Posts. Joined 10-22-2006.
07-04-2009 2:56 PM - In reply to
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 Sounds made up....

 
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