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Interesting Jerk Off Discussion **Updated Story On Page 3**
DoubleUp28 (United States) 767 Posts. Joined 02-20-2007.
07-04-2009 2:17 PM
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So there was about 5 of us guys sitting on my patio yesterday drinking.  My one buddy (Mike) proceeds to tell us that he's a couple days away from being evicted if he cannot come up with a months rent money ($500)  I guess he hasn't paid rent in 2 months and they're finally gonna give him the boot. 


So Mike was all upset and pissed off that he was gonna have to move back home w/ his parents.  His g/f of 3 yrs has been living w/ him.  We then started brainstorming quick stupid ways he can make money.  Nothing was really reasonable and then after a few more drinks my other buddy (John) gets on the topic of jerking off somehow. 


John proceeds to tell Mike that he will give him the $500 rent money for the month if the next time we are at his girlfriends house partying and her mom is home (sheer definition of a MILF) if he purposely gets caught jerking off on her bed when she walks into the room while sniffing her panties. 


John makes up a number of different guidelines that Mike has to follow in order to earn the $500. 


-We all normally gather in her living room/or backyard and drink then occasionally the MILF dips off into her room to use the washroom etc. 

-Prior to that time Mike has to sneak into her room and steal a pair of her panties

-Get butt naked on her bed

-Begin Jerk Session

-Crack the door so we can verify that he actually did it when we follow behind her on her way to her room 



This will possibly be the highlight of my life seeing one of my buddies getting caught by his g/f's mom jerking off butt naked in her bed sniffing her panties and we all get to see the reaction on her face. 


The best part is it is all going to happen tonight b/c she is having a 4th of July party at her house.  He claimed sober 20 mins ago that he will follow thru tonight. 


HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 

AbnormalQ (United States) 2,270 Posts. Joined 06-09-2008.
07-04-2009 2:57 PM - In reply to
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 OMG this has so much flippin potential


pharreal87 3,589 Posts. Joined 04-21-2008.
07-04-2009 3:08 PM - In reply to
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this could be epic


patthecat35 (United States) 2,052 Posts. Joined 03-18-2009.
07-04-2009 3:11 PM - In reply to
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Ditka88: 
patthecat35: 

pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!



ghey


i'm in it for the comedy cuz, and the off chance the MILF helps him finish..


OH NO H@BB  i saw penix!!

 

 

fuckin losers


Ditka88 (United States) 820 Posts. Joined 04-09-2006.
07-04-2009 3:18 PM - In reply to
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patthecat35: 
Ditka88: 
patthecat35: 

pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!



ghey


i'm in it for the comedy cuz, and the off chance the MILF helps him finish..


OH NO H@BB  i saw penix!!

 

 

fuckin losers



easy killer, just a bit of minor ribbing.

Rocky Of Poker (Central African Republic) 2,834 Posts. Joined 04-25-2007.
07-04-2009 3:21 PM - In reply to
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 This is great lol. No way I'd do this for $500 but will be sfhilarious to have this happen to your friend. gl gl gl 


cjcut (United States) 648 Posts. Joined 03-05-2009.
07-04-2009 3:33 PM - In reply to
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since reality is so similar to porno heres what will happen:

1. friend is jacking it to gfs mom's panties

2. said MILF walks in and begins stroking his cock

3. BJ ensues

4. Hardcore fucking begins

5. GF walks in shocked

6. Mother and daughter get it on

7. Friend proceeds to fuck both GF and her mom


watson5j (United States) 3,675 Posts. Joined 02-15-2009.
07-04-2009 3:34 PM - In reply to
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 Sick brag of being able to get your friend to do anything for money...


H@BB@KUK (United States) 3,455 Posts. Joined 03-21-2007.
07-04-2009 3:36 PM - In reply to
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patthecat35: 
Ditka88: 
patthecat35: 

pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!



ghey


i'm in it for the comedy cuz, and the off chance the MILF helps him finish..


OH NO H@BB  i saw penix!!

 

 

fuckin losers


sweet profile pics bud



thedylan (United States) 2,998 Posts. Joined 04-18-2006.
07-04-2009 3:44 PM - In reply to
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 whats he gonna have to do for next months rent?


dangood1 (United States) 1,160 Posts. Joined 10-05-2007.
07-04-2009 3:54 PM - In reply to
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patthecat35: 

pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!


tmac2424 (United States) 1,216 Posts. Joined 05-04-2007.
07-04-2009 3:58 PM - In reply to
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plz update on wut happens + mom's/GF's reactions - im bookmarking this thread for tommorow!!!!



should be freakin hilarious

TeddyKGB109 (United States) 592 Posts. Joined 11-20-2007.
07-04-2009 4:10 PM - In reply to
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H@BB@KUK: 

sweet profile pics bud




What the fuck.... is that Blake Griffin?!?!

Ditka88 (United States) 820 Posts. Joined 04-09-2006.
07-04-2009 4:13 PM - In reply to
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downbylaw11 (Canada) 3,465 Posts. Joined 06-16-2007.
07-04-2009 4:13 PM - In reply to
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dont blow it for him.  if porn serves me right, most milf fantasies start with getting caught jerking off.

anyways though, you'd have to pay me a lot more money to do this.  or, if i was way more of a deviant, obviously i'd do it for free


cdmalgee (United States) 3,216 Posts. Joined 12-30-2005.
07-04-2009 4:19 PM - In reply to
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if she doesn't have a shotgun owning father around, and you're trying to get out of the relationship, why not make $500 in the meantime. 

 
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