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Interesting Jerk Off Discussion **Updated Story On Page 3**
DoubleUp28 (United States) 767 Posts. Joined 02-20-2007.
07-04-2009 2:17 PM
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So there was about 5 of us guys sitting on my patio yesterday drinking.  My one buddy (Mike) proceeds to tell us that he's a couple days away from being evicted if he cannot come up with a months rent money ($500)  I guess he hasn't paid rent in 2 months and they're finally gonna give him the boot. 


So Mike was all upset and pissed off that he was gonna have to move back home w/ his parents.  His g/f of 3 yrs has been living w/ him.  We then started brainstorming quick stupid ways he can make money.  Nothing was really reasonable and then after a few more drinks my other buddy (John) gets on the topic of jerking off somehow. 


John proceeds to tell Mike that he will give him the $500 rent money for the month if the next time we are at his girlfriends house partying and her mom is home (sheer definition of a MILF) if he purposely gets caught jerking off on her bed when she walks into the room while sniffing her panties. 


John makes up a number of different guidelines that Mike has to follow in order to earn the $500. 


-We all normally gather in her living room/or backyard and drink then occasionally the MILF dips off into her room to use the washroom etc. 

-Prior to that time Mike has to sneak into her room and steal a pair of her panties

-Get butt naked on her bed

-Begin Jerk Session

-Crack the door so we can verify that he actually did it when we follow behind her on her way to her room 



This will possibly be the highlight of my life seeing one of my buddies getting caught by his g/f's mom jerking off butt naked in her bed sniffing her panties and we all get to see the reaction on her face. 


The best part is it is all going to happen tonight b/c she is having a 4th of July party at her house.  He claimed sober 20 mins ago that he will follow thru tonight. 


HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 

timthegem (United States) 13,393 Posts. Joined 07-04-2006.
07-06-2009 11:28 AM - In reply to
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The OP has logged in yesterday and today without replying, so I think that confirms what we knew all along.


PocketHeadies (United States) 3,178 Posts. Joined 02-09-2006.
07-06-2009 11:31 AM - In reply to
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yup bout to say the same thing

Last login: 07-06-2009

ur not going to log in n not post, even if he just made it in the room n got caught raiding panty drawer there would b updates.....

aad (United States) 2,320 Posts. Joined 02-05-2008.
07-06-2009 12:38 PM - In reply to
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such dissapointaments.

Thread had POTYntial but is now on its way to the post less section.


dangood1 (United States) 1,160 Posts. Joined 10-05-2007.
07-06-2009 12:41 PM - In reply to
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aad: 

such dissapointaments.

Thread had POTYntial but is now on its way to the post less section.


DoubleUp28 (United States) 767 Posts. Joined 02-20-2007.
07-06-2009 1:25 PM - In reply to
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yoyoyo prolly shoulda told ya i was gonna be outta town for a couple days for the 4th....maaaa badddd

and my roommate browses on my P5's account as well but u prolly dont believe that

but since none of you believe the story i guess theres no need to post results then....



ronkend (Bosnia and Herzegovina) 5,581 Posts. Joined 05-14-2005.
07-06-2009 1:29 PM - In reply to
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DoubleUp28: 
yoyoyo prolly shoulda told ya i was gonna be outta town for a couple days for the 4th....maaaa badddd

and my roommate browses on my P5's account as well but u prolly dont believe that

but since none of you believe the story i guess theres no need to post results then....




just stop posting in OT now.

aad (United States) 2,320 Posts. Joined 02-05-2008.
07-06-2009 1:35 PM - In reply to
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DoubleUp28: 
yoyoyo prolly shoulda told ya i was gonna be outta town for a couple days for the 4th....maaaa badddd

and my roommate browses on my P5's account as well but u prolly dont believe that

but since none of you believe the story i guess theres no need to post results then....




I believe that you guys talked about it but I don't THINK he actually went through with it. But if he did, that would definately be hilarious. So..............?

BigStack Husker (United States) 1,281 Posts. Joined 01-22-2009.
07-06-2009 1:37 PM - In reply to
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ronkend: 
DoubleUp28: 
yoyoyo prolly shoulda told ya i was gonna be outta town for a couple days for the 4th....maaaa badddd

and my roommate browses on my P5's account as well but u prolly dont believe that

but since none of you believe the story i guess theres no need to post results then....




just stop posting in OT now.

DoubleUp28 (United States) 767 Posts. Joined 02-20-2007.
07-06-2009 1:45 PM - In reply to
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BigStack Husker: 
ronkend: 
DoubleUp28: 
yoyoyo prolly shoulda told ya i was gonna be outta town for a couple days for the 4th....maaaa badddd

and my roommate browses on my P5's account as well but u prolly dont believe that

but since none of you believe the story i guess theres no need to post results then....




just stop posting in OT now.


Sounds good monkeyssssssssssssssss


mooknam (United States) 653 Posts. Joined 12-15-2006.
07-06-2009 2:34 PM - In reply to
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FOTY


Autolobotomist (United States) 6,746 Posts. Joined 06-15-2007.
07-06-2009 2:40 PM - In reply to
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Ditka88: 
patthecat35: 

pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!



ghey
"I've watched a dude stroking his dick a billion times in porn while concurrently stroking my own dick, but seeing it for comedic value is gay."
-the Ditka

Are you serious? I am really hoping to see video by the end of this thread.

Autolobotomist (United States) 6,746 Posts. Joined 06-15-2007.
07-06-2009 2:48 PM - In reply to
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Way to go kid, you made everyone on a message board care about you for like 24 hours the potential of MILF pics for 24 hours.

This is the failest of fails.


ZachL (Barbados) 551 Posts. Joined 11-29-2007.
07-06-2009 3:15 PM - In reply to
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 Why is this guy so e-sensitive, get your fucking tampon outta your ass man its an internet forum, you got problems people saying that this probably didn't happen so you come in here and act like a women?


See ya never


Ditka88 (United States) 820 Posts. Joined 04-09-2006.
07-06-2009 4:04 PM - In reply to
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Autolobotomist: 
Ditka88: 
patthecat35: 

pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!



ghey
"I've watched a dude stroking his dick a billion times in porn while concurrently stroking my own dick, but seeing it for comedic value is gay."
-the Ditka

Are you serious? I am really hoping to see video by the end of this thread.


actually no i wasn't serious. He just set himself up for a ribbing so i posted a sarcastic "ghey" comment...and i hope you dont actually think that the guy went through with this and there is a video.

DoubleUp28 (United States) 767 Posts. Joined 02-20-2007.
07-06-2009 4:23 PM - In reply to
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ZachL: 

 Why is this guy so e-sensitive, get your fucking tampon outta your ass man its an internet forum, you got problems people saying that this probably didn't happen so you come in here and act like a women?


See ya never



I'm very "e-sensitive" and refuse to tell you monkeys what happened.  It sucks to be all of you lololol
 
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