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Interesting Jerk Off Discussion **Updated Story On Page 3**
DoubleUp28 (United States) 729 Posts. Joined 02-20-2007.
07-04-2009 2:17 PM
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So there was about 5 of us guys sitting on my patio yesterday drinking.  My one buddy (Mike) proceeds to tell us that he's a couple days away from being evicted if he cannot come up with a months rent money ($500)  I guess he hasn't paid rent in 2 months and they're finally gonna give him the boot. 


So Mike was all upset and pissed off that he was gonna have to move back home w/ his parents.  His g/f of 3 yrs has been living w/ him.  We then started brainstorming quick stupid ways he can make money.  Nothing was really reasonable and then after a few more drinks my other buddy (John) gets on the topic of jerking off somehow. 


John proceeds to tell Mike that he will give him the $500 rent money for the month if the next time we are at his girlfriends house partying and her mom is home (sheer definition of a MILF) if he purposely gets caught jerking off on her bed when she walks into the room while sniffing her panties. 


John makes up a number of different guidelines that Mike has to follow in order to earn the $500. 


-We all normally gather in her living room/or backyard and drink then occasionally the MILF dips off into her room to use the washroom etc. 

-Prior to that time Mike has to sneak into her room and steal a pair of her panties

-Get butt naked on her bed

-Begin Jerk Session

-Crack the door so we can verify that he actually did it when we follow behind her on her way to her room 



This will possibly be the highlight of my life seeing one of my buddies getting caught by his g/f's mom jerking off butt naked in her bed sniffing her panties and we all get to see the reaction on her face. 


The best part is it is all going to happen tonight b/c she is having a 4th of July party at her house.  He claimed sober 20 mins ago that he will follow thru tonight. 


HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 

Da Donkey (United States) 11,431 Posts. Joined 05-13-2005.
07-06-2009 4:59 PM - In reply to
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This thread is giving the douche bag the attention he wanted...

This thread sucks


DoubleUp28 (United States) 729 Posts. Joined 02-20-2007.
07-06-2009 5:01 PM - In reply to
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Thank You, I now got the attention I wanted and am late for my dinner date.  Story has been updated. 

I will now GTFO. 

God thats so gay I cant stand when people over the age of 12 use abbreviations for everything. 
 
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