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Jaybone will more than likely die tonight.
ChocoThunder (United States) 10,922 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-01-2009 8:21 PM

Just left him and sweetness at the sportsbook in the rio.  While I drank my five beers he did the following.

Fell over
Dropped his phone 30 times
Drank half a 5th of captain
Spit his drink all over the floor
Bet his sister, not as in he bet something against her. He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.

all before 6pm

I'm sooo stoked for the shitshow tonight.

 
 
 

Da Donkey (United States) 11,431 Posts. Joined 05-13-2005.
07-02-2009 6:07 AM - In reply to

How could it even be any fun to hang out w/ a moron like that, much less a drunken moron? It would be embarrassing as hell imo.


Autolobotomist (United Kingdom) 5,612 Posts. Joined 06-15-2007.
07-02-2009 6:08 AM - In reply to

Da Donkey:

[ ] knows what's fun

Da Donkey (United States) 11,431 Posts. Joined 05-13-2005.
07-02-2009 6:10 AM - In reply to

I'd be willing to bet I have had more fun than 90% of OT.... So I don't think that's the case, and I get stupid drunk as hell when I go to Vegas, but you won't see me spitting drinks out or just being disrespectful.

Handle your damn alcohol.


Autolobotomist (United Kingdom) 5,612 Posts. Joined 06-15-2007.
07-02-2009 6:14 AM - In reply to

The important thing is though, if you did do all that then it would be fun to laugh at you.

kojacksfull (United States) 2,347 Posts. Joined 02-03-2007.
07-02-2009 6:27 AM - In reply to

Da Donkey: 

How could it even be any fun to hang out w/ a moron like that, much less a drunken moron? It would be embarrassing as hell imo.



Settle down guy.  It's the doods 1st trip to Vegas.  I would hope to hell he got tow'd up and wouldn't want to hear any story of him if it wasn't like this...

Da Donkey = Buzz Killington??? 



PhiAlphaMTSU (Fiji) 12,507 Posts. Joined 03-23-2006.
07-02-2009 6:29 AM - In reply to

 just ignore da donkey.....he's just a troll who never has anything worth a damn to post


GreesonEV (United States) 4,452 Posts. Joined 05-21-2006.
07-02-2009 6:53 AM - In reply to

PhiAlphaMTSU: 

 just ignore da donkey.....he's just a troll who never has anything worth a damn to post


Rocky Of Poker (United States) 2,178 Posts. Joined 04-25-2007.
07-02-2009 7:00 AM - In reply to

handle your liqour imo.


Bob Futon (Libyan Arab Jamahiriya) 7,625 Posts. Joined 10-19-2007.
07-02-2009 7:01 AM - In reply to

GreesonEV: 
PhiAlphaMTSU: 

 just ignore da donkey.....he's just a troll who never has anything worth a damn to post



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Utried (United States) 1,218 Posts. Joined 05-21-2008.
07-02-2009 8:45 AM - In reply to

I agree....people who can't handle their liquor definitely are not fun to be around. 


Unforseen (Canada) 4,219 Posts. Joined 02-19-2006.
07-02-2009 8:47 AM - In reply to

So is he dead?


Bob Futon (Libyan Arab Jamahiriya) 7,625 Posts. Joined 10-19-2007.
07-02-2009 9:00 AM - In reply to

Unforseen: 

So is he dead?



its barely 7 AM there.  He's still waking up

A) Drunk
B)  With that awful stale tatse in your mouth that no toothbrush, 32 Ounce Gatorade or water will get rid off
C)  A pounding headache

Blackout4 (United States) 5,810 Posts. Joined 12-09-2006.
07-02-2009 9:03 AM - In reply to

Bob Futon: 
Unforseen: 

So is he dead?



its barely 7 AM there.  He's still waking up

A) Drunk
B)  With that awful stale tatse in your mouth that no toothbrush, 32 Ounce Gatorade or water will get rid off
C)  A pounding headache


D) Still up getting railed by some tranny

s1nnr (United States) 7,235 Posts. Joined 03-19-2007.
07-02-2009 10:04 AM - In reply to

Bob Futon: 
GreesonEV: 
PhiAlphaMTSU: 

 just ignore da donkey.....he's just a troll who never has anything worth a damn to post



+111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111


+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

s1nnr (United States) 7,235 Posts. Joined 03-19-2007.
07-02-2009 10:19 AM - In reply to

Da Donkey: 

I'd be willing to bet I have had more fun than 90% of OT.... So I don't think that's the case, and I get stupid drunk as hell when I go to Vegas, but you won't see me spitting drinks out or just being disrespectful.

Handle your damn alcohol.



well, if u consider judging everyone fun, then yes, u do have more fun than everyone else in OT...


 
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