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Jaybone will more than likely die tonight.
ChocoThunder (United States) 11,550 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-01-2009 8:21 PM

Just left him and sweetness at the sportsbook in the rio.  While I drank my five beers he did the following.

Fell over
Dropped his phone 30 times
Drank half a 5th of captain
Spit his drink all over the floor
Bet his sister, not as in he bet something against her. He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.

all before 6pm

I'm sooo stoked for the shitshow tonight.

 
 
 

hoops886 (United States) 6,249 Posts. Joined 01-16-2006.
07-02-2009 1:21 PM - In reply to

skisteve: 
Some people can't let go of the dude "bringing down their night" while others don't let it get to them. Simple as that.


Going out with these people is the worst. As soon as someone gets a little stupid, they start flipping the fuck out and forgetting we're all out to have a good time. I try my best hang out with these types.

tkeat1653 (United States) 3,231 Posts. Joined 06-07-2006.
07-02-2009 1:23 PM - In reply to

TheDude12424: 
Da Donkey: 

I'd be willing to bet I have had more fun than 90% of OT.... So I don't think that's the case, and I get stupid drunk as hell when I go to Vegas, but you won't see me spitting drinks out or just being disrespectful.

Handle your damn alcohol.



I can't take it anymore...I FUCKING HATE YOU.


+1

ChocoThunder (United States) 11,550 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-02-2009 1:25 PM - In reply to

Just waking up a bit....Notes but not pics


Kidrockin - cool fucking guy, little intense
Mathclub - my new favorite person on the planet, if I could just understand him when he gets drunk
Waco - Doesn't like getting called wretchy, even if it was a joke
Adam - Might make Manbearpig return??????


great time, but possibly knocked me out for a few more hours today.


skisteve (French Polynesia) 25,649 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
07-02-2009 1:25 PM - In reply to

Lol hoops! Everyone needs a specialty and someone has to take the blackmail pics for lifetime favors.

ess286 (United States) 16,459 Posts. Joined 10-02-2005.
07-02-2009 1:25 PM - In reply to

What a bunch of pussies. I got up at 0930, hit the gym and ran 3 miles on the treadmill and did legs and abs. I also jumped in the sauna to sweat out some poison.

Mathclub and 213 took most of the pics so they have to wake up b4 you get to see any.


IbizaCF3 (United States) 6,098 Posts. Joined 10-25-2006.
07-02-2009 1:26 PM - In reply to

 Alright buttclowns it's almost noon. Pictures!


Da Donkey (United States) 11,637 Posts. Joined 05-13-2005.
07-02-2009 1:31 PM - In reply to

TheDude12424: 
Da Donkey: 

I'd be willing to bet I have had more fun than 90% of OT.... So I don't think that's the case, and I get stupid drunk as hell when I go to Vegas, but you won't see me spitting drinks out or just being disrespectful.

Handle your damn alcohol.



I can't take it anymore...I FUCKING HATE YOU.


lol...wow i think it is time to cancel your internets if you hate someone off a forum lol....get a life?

Umm yeah you live in Jersey, the shithole of America, no wonder so much anger


skisteve (French Polynesia) 25,649 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
07-02-2009 1:32 PM - In reply to

ess is from a different time zone so really it's 11:30! Haha. ...Hey ess did you take anyones BAL for fun? Wouldve been fun to see who ranks where. What's your highlight of the night?

kidrockin (United States) 5,528 Posts. Joined 10-03-2005.
07-02-2009 1:35 PM - In reply to

I suggest that if you ever get a chance to go to this party just do it. Sooo  many fun characters there. Everyone was pretty lit up.

I think I smacked Maridus ass on the way out I wonder if she even noticed. That girl can drink.


Blackout4 (United States) 6,345 Posts. Joined 12-09-2006.
07-02-2009 1:50 PM - In reply to

kidrockin: 

I suggest that if you ever get a chance to go to this party just do it. Sooo  many fun characters there. Everyone was pretty lit up.

I think I smacked Maridus ass on the way out I wonder if she even noticed. That girl can drink.



They must have been roasting a pig or something for you to have so much fun

swizbeatz (United States) 1,225 Posts. Joined 01-15-2007.
07-02-2009 1:55 PM - In reply to

 Damn leavin the strip club at 830 is nutso.  Gotta be some good stories involved with that, do tell waco. Sounds like the party was fun, maybe one of these years.


TXGal141 (United States) 2,055 Posts. Joined 01-12-2009.
07-02-2009 1:56 PM - In reply to

TheDude12424: 
Da Donkey: 

I'd be willing to bet I have had more fun than 90% of OT.... So I don't think that's the case, and I get stupid drunk as hell when I go to Vegas, but you won't see me spitting drinks out or just being disrespectful.

Handle your damn alcohol.



I can't take it anymore...I FUCKING HATE YOU.
Loooool.

kidrockin (United States) 5,528 Posts. Joined 10-03-2005.
07-02-2009 2:02 PM - In reply to

Blackout4: 

kidrockin: 

I suggest that if you ever get a chance to go to this party just do it. Sooo  many fun characters there. Everyone was pretty lit up.

I think I smacked Maridus ass on the way out I wonder if she even noticed. That girl can drink.



They must have been roasting a pig or something for you to have so much fun


If by roasting a pig you mean ripping fat drunk men then yes you are corrrect.

ChocoThunder (United States) 11,550 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-02-2009 2:12 PM - In reply to

that hurts man, show off your calves some more


wowswift (United States) 21,287 Posts. Joined 05-27-2005.
07-02-2009 2:22 PM - In reply to

 jaybone wasn't that bad last night, though i did hear he was wasted all day lol. i guess his nap helped.

mathclub owned too. heart the accent. i think fmxer did too

i was talking to some  canadian forever who knew gidders lol it was bubbakgb's friend, but i can't think of the guys sn. 

 
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