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Jaybone will more than likely die tonight.
ChocoThunder (United States) 10,923 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-01-2009 8:21 PM

Just left him and sweetness at the sportsbook in the rio.  While I drank my five beers he did the following.

Fell over
Dropped his phone 30 times
Drank half a 5th of captain
Spit his drink all over the floor
Bet his sister, not as in he bet something against her. He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.

all before 6pm

I'm sooo stoked for the shitshow tonight.

 
 
 

buchiYAYO (United States) 6,565 Posts. Joined 05-02-2006.
07-02-2009 2:25 PM - In reply to

Da Donkey: 
TheDude12424: 
Da Donkey: 

I'd be willing to bet I have had more fun than 90% of OT.... So I don't think that's the case, and I get stupid drunk as hell when I go to Vegas, but you won't see me spitting drinks out or just being disrespectful.

Handle your damn alcohol.



I can't take it anymore...I FUCKING HATE YOU.


lol...wow i think it is time to cancel your internets if you hate someone off a forum lol....get a life?

Umm yeah you live in Jersey, the shithole of America, no wonder so much anger



come on man ur turning into the new monkey cowboy

ChocoThunder (United States) 10,923 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-02-2009 2:27 PM - In reply to

Word on the street is sweetness punched someone who he shouldn't have.  No verification.


heavyj80 (United States) 12,467 Posts. Joined 08-22-2007.
07-02-2009 2:29 PM - In reply to


         >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



wowswift (United States) 21,009 Posts. Joined 05-27-2005.
07-02-2009 2:53 PM - In reply to

 i felt like punching the bouncer at the elevator (or whoever it was rly) who stole my fucking drink.


TXGal141 (United States) 1,885 Posts. Joined 01-12-2009.
07-02-2009 3:19 PM - In reply to

Lol heavyj. icwudt.

Jimbo31 (United States) 2,710 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-02-2009 3:20 PM - In reply to

ChocoThunder: 

Word on the street is sweetness punched someone who he shouldn't have.  No verification.



dont leave us hanging.

RATE615 (United States) 704 Posts. Joined 11-07-2006.
07-02-2009 3:22 PM - In reply to

Jimbo31: 
ChocoThunder: 

Word on the street is sweetness punched someone who he shouldn't have.  No verification.



dont leave us hanging.

BubbaKGB (Costa Rica) 5,830 Posts. Joined 03-28-2005.
07-02-2009 3:45 PM - In reply to

wowswift: 

 jaybone wasn't that bad last night, though i did hear he was wasted all day lol. i guess his nap helped.

mathclub owned too. heart the accent. i think fmxer did too

i was talking to some  canadian forever who knew gidders lol it was bubbakgb's friend, but i can't think of the guys sn. 



Haha, that would be smerks...I was wondering what you guys were chatting it up about.

skisteve (French Polynesia) 23,866 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
07-02-2009 4:56 PM - In reply to

Ok so choco and mathclub survived. Anyone heard from sweetness, clay, or jay yet?

gboro780 (United States) 3,469 Posts. Joined 04-04-2005.
07-02-2009 5:13 PM - In reply to
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what the fuckkkk happened last night


LeftyMark (United States) 15,435 Posts. Joined 01-14-2007.
07-02-2009 5:14 PM - In reply to

skisteve: 
Ok so choco and mathclub survived. Anyone heard from sweetness, clay, or jay yet?


Ok so I don't have much time and I still think I'm a little hung over from the Ot party but jaybone is in my room right now taking a nap.  What a pussy.  I can't wait to get home tom and give some great jaybone and sweetness stories and texts. 

oh and I obv have pics of them with the two trolls that they picked up and were making out with.  Me and willywoo took a bunch of pics just to add a little extra shame to their lives. 
 
Neither one of them remember a thing from the last two days and sweetness woke up this morning in the drunk tank with an iv in his arm and jaybone had a cop tell to get up because he couldn't sleep in the bushes anymore.

Weeeee gotta love OT baby.  Me, ess, jayboner, kidrockin and his hot girl are rolling over to Casa de Chaz in a few to get some OT grilling.  Life is good.

LeftyMark (United States) 15,435 Posts. Joined 01-14-2007.
07-02-2009 5:15 PM - In reply to

gboro780: 

what the fuckkkk happened last night



Dude you fell asleep in the cab going to the strip joint and I had to hit you to wake you up so we could get in.  I think I asked if you wanted to go heads up for rolls too because I thought I might have an edge seeing as you kept passing out.

Smokin Zags (United States) 1,505 Posts. Joined 10-11-2007.
07-02-2009 5:17 PM - In reply to

LeftyMark: 
skisteve: 
Ok so choco and mathclub survived. Anyone heard from sweetness, clay, or jay yet?


Ok so I don't have much time and I still think I'm a little hung over from the Ot party but jaybone is in my room right now taking a nap.  What a pussy.  I can't wait to get home tom and give some great jaybone and sweetness stories and texts. 

oh and I obv have pics of them with the two trolls that they picked up and were making out with.  Me and willywoo took a bunch of pics just to add a little extra shame to their lives. 
 
Neither one of them remember a thing from the last two days and sweetness woke up this morning in the drunk tank with an iv in his arm and jaybone had a cop tell to get up because he couldn't sleep in the bushes anymore.

Weeeee gotta love OT baby.  Me, ess, jayboner, kidrockin and his hot girl are rolling over to Casa de Chaz in a few to get some OT grilling.  Life is good.


now there is no possible way i'm missing the party next year...

chatterbox09 (United States) 1,827 Posts. Joined 10-14-2006.
07-02-2009 5:52 PM - In reply to

Not sure what happened but here's the text from Sweetness from 4 hours ago:

"wtf happened last night..just got out of the hospital"


mathclub (New Zealand) 6,592 Posts. Joined 01-17-2007.
07-02-2009 5:54 PM - In reply to



AFink93: 
skisteve: 
11:30am? Lol that is impressive Waco. No shame leaving before those two terminators. Post pics of night immediately!


830 Local time sir..


lasted an hour longer than i did.

doubt the strippers in rhino are real.

 
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