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Jaybone will more than likely die tonight.
ChocoThunder (United States) 10,922 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-01-2009 8:21 PM

Just left him and sweetness at the sportsbook in the rio.  While I drank my five beers he did the following.

Fell over
Dropped his phone 30 times
Drank half a 5th of captain
Spit his drink all over the floor
Bet his sister, not as in he bet something against her. He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.

all before 6pm

I'm sooo stoked for the shitshow tonight.

 
 
 

mathclub (New Zealand) 6,585 Posts. Joined 01-17-2007.
07-02-2009 5:58 PM - In reply to

chatterbox09: 

Not sure what happened but here's the text from Sweetness from 4 hours ago:

"wtf happened last night..just got out of the hospital"



lololololololololol ..... but not surprising.

sweetness is a fuckin animal.

i don't really wanna repeat some of the shit he was telling me about the night before the OT party, but that dude is insane

mathclub (New Zealand) 6,585 Posts. Joined 01-17-2007.
07-02-2009 6:00 PM - In reply to

wowswift: 

mathclub owned too. heart the accent. i think fmxer did too



fuck, i was the only person there without an accent!! ;)

well done to everyone who could understand me.  i'm barely understandable sober.


ChocoThunder (United States) 10,922 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-02-2009 6:02 PM - In reply to

Mathclub is referencing an american psycho moment sweetness had in the hotel room while Jay was balls deep in a pillow.


TheWacoKidd (United States) 25,187 Posts. Joined 10-05-2005.
07-02-2009 6:03 PM - In reply to

gboro780: 

what the fuckkkk happened last night



loooooollll you were off the fucking chain brah

Jaybone2315 (United States) 17,338 Posts. Joined 07-27-2006.
07-04-2009 1:00 AM - In reply to

why in the fucking world is there a 9 page thread about me?

this def helps as to why sweetness sent me some text today about my sister.

it all makes sense.


skisteve (French Polynesia) 23,838 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
07-04-2009 1:03 AM - In reply to

 no one wanted to say they didnt post in your farewell thread, just  hedging obv. BeerDrinksLeft HugPersonRight HugCool


HelenRNurse (United States) 4,254 Posts. Joined 02-25-2005.
07-04-2009 2:01 AM - In reply to

Da Donkey: 

I'd be willing to bet I have had more fun than 90% of OT.... So I don't think that's the case, and I get stupid drunk as hell when I go to Vegas, but you won't see me spitting drinks out or just being disrespectful.

Handle your damn alcohol.



Agree!

joeschmo 1,124 Posts. Joined 12-24-2008.
07-04-2009 2:55 AM - In reply to

HelenRNurse: 
Da Donkey: 

I'd be willing to bet I have had more fun than 90% of OT.... So I don't think that's the case, and I get stupid drunk as hell when I go to Vegas, but you won't see me spitting drinks out or just being disrespectful.

Handle your damn alcohol.



Agree!


WTF u both talkinng about, its vegas not the presidents ball or bible camp.

Where can you act the fool if not vegmoose. Stop hating cause you stopped living years ago and let others have some fun that doesnt involve you at all'

mathclub (New Zealand) 6,585 Posts. Joined 01-17-2007.
07-04-2009 6:47 AM - In reply to

if you don't throw up at least a couple of times in vegas you're a fuckin pussy that doesn't drink enough.  everyone throws up if you drink enough, it's just whether or not you are cool enough to push yourself to those levels or not.

i've thrown up like twice here in 6 nights out.  jaybone pushes himself to levels i can only dream of.  respect.


Jaybone2315 (United States) 17,338 Posts. Joined 07-27-2006.
07-04-2009 10:17 AM - In reply to

mathclub: 

if you don't throw up at least a couple of times in vegas you're a fuckin pussy that doesn't drink enough.  everyone throws up if you drink enough, it's just whether or not you are cool enough to push yourself to those levels or not.

i've thrown up like twice here in 6 nights out.  jaybone pushes himself to levels i can only dream of.  respect.


pffft... i didnt puke once. But i never do, unless a shot goes down wrong or something.

the fact that i didnt pee on anything still amazes me tho.

Rocky Of Poker (United States) 2,178 Posts. Joined 04-25-2007.
07-04-2009 12:14 PM - In reply to

Jaybone2315: 
mathclub: 

if you don't throw up at least a couple of times in vegas you're a fuckin pussy that doesn't drink enough.  everyone throws up if you drink enough, it's just whether or not you are cool enough to push yourself to those levels or not.

i've thrown up like twice here in 6 nights out.  jaybone pushes himself to levels i can only dream of.  respect.


pffft... i didnt puke once. But i never do, unless a shot goes down wrong or something.

the fact that i didnt pee on anything still amazes me tho.


Pretty sure you're not a pussy if u don't throw up and I def can drink a good amount. Man the Fk up. Throwing up was cool when you're still in your teen years.


 
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