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Jaybone will more than likely die tonight.
ChocoThunder (United States) 10,923 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-01-2009 8:21 PM

Just left him and sweetness at the sportsbook in the rio.  While I drank my five beers he did the following.

Fell over
Dropped his phone 30 times
Drank half a 5th of captain
Spit his drink all over the floor
Bet his sister, not as in he bet something against her. He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.

all before 6pm

I'm sooo stoked for the shitshow tonight.
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dams (United States) 7,591 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-01-2009 8:29 PM - In reply to

 

Mr. Blonde (United States) 20,787 Posts. Joined 09-16-2005.
07-01-2009 8:32 PM - In reply to

 

An accurate Portrayal of a night out with JAYBONE Hide this thread in the future Add this post as a favorite
By s1nnr on 02-28-2009 1:42 AM

he dances uncontrollably, and he just yells SHORTAY!!!

anyone who has been out with him will def see the resemblance..



shotmang (United States) 116 Posts. Joined 11-25-2007.
07-01-2009 8:33 PM - In reply to

mathclub: 

my mission to be the drunkest guy at the OT party is in serious danger...



yea you should prob get a funnel asap

s1nnr (United States) 7,243 Posts. Joined 03-19-2007.
07-01-2009 8:37 PM - In reply to

looool, i was just about to say, wait till he starts dancing...

tsxxx04 (United States) 5,555 Posts. Joined 10-17-2007.
07-01-2009 8:40 PM - In reply to

 jay better not die, though he said theres a good chance he will

he's my future hubby according to OT i will be alone for life if he doesn't make it :(

hoops886 (United States) 5,858 Posts. Joined 01-15-2006.
07-01-2009 8:41 PM - In reply to

SHORTAYYYYY!!

s1nnr (United States) 7,243 Posts. Joined 03-19-2007.
07-01-2009 8:41 PM - In reply to

tsxxx04: 

 jay better not die, though he said theres a good chance he will

he's my future hubby according to OT i will be alone for life if he doesn't make it :(

you can join me and leftyc if jaybone goes south :)

Unforseen (Canada) 4,219 Posts. Joined 02-19-2006.
07-01-2009 8:43 PM - In reply to

goooo Jaybone

tsxxx04 (United States) 5,555 Posts. Joined 10-17-2007.
07-01-2009 8:44 PM - In reply to

 holllaaaa i <3 u guys, that works

repo_man456 (United States) 1,231 Posts. Joined 06-02-2006.
07-01-2009 8:46 PM - In reply to

straight brims w/ stickers = meh/double-wide . .. ... gg jaybone or person sharing bed w/ him

timthegem (United States) 13,391 Posts. Joined 07-04-2006.
07-01-2009 8:47 PM - In reply to

I can visualize a scene where he and sweetness whip out their hoses and pee on each other.

ChocoThunder (United States) 10,923 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-01-2009 8:50 PM - In reply to

Mathclub you have no shot. 

repo_man456 (United States) 1,231 Posts. Joined 06-02-2006.
07-01-2009 8:51 PM - In reply to

ChocoThunder: 

Mathclub you have no shot. 

hahaha

TiltinShoes (United States) 3,354 Posts. Joined 09-10-2007.
07-01-2009 8:56 PM - In reply to

 Gay, I wanted to be there.

TheWacoKidd (United States) 25,189 Posts. Joined 10-04-2005.
07-01-2009 8:58 PM - In reply to

not sure I even wanna go now tbh
 
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