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Just left him and sweetness at the sportsbook in the rio. While I drank my five beers he did the following.
Fell over
Dropped his phone 30 times
Drank half a 5th of captain
Spit his drink all over the floor
Bet his sister, not as in he bet something against her. He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.
all before 6pm
I'm sooo stoked for the shitshow tonight.
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OT Party Highlights
2007 & 2008
*wowswift and others getting trapped in elevator
*Lenny & Bel0WaB0VE working the stripper pole like it was their job
*213 and 36 Crazyfists out of control stumbling drunk
*afterparty limo with me, NateJizzle, Sweetness, Clay, & Kush going through Jack In The Box drive-thru
*LVPokerDealer likely causing a divorce after husband finds wife giving him head in backroom of strip club
*MrBigQueso vomit explosion
*Waco getting caught and tossed from PURE for smoking weed (obv got back in...not a problem)
*Sweetness trying to recruit/gather girls by asking them "Who wants pee in their butt?"
2009
(reserved mostly for Jaybone & Sweetness...pics & stories to come tomorrow)
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s1nnr
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07-01-2009 9:03 PM
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 chatterbox09: | |
36 Crazyfists out of control stumbling drunk
joe def knows how to have a good time
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looooool - nice - hope he makes it to the OT party before he passes out and pees everywhere <3 jaybone
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Jaybone was my favorite poster. At least he outlasted Karl Malden.
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I bet he's been kicked out of the club already lol.
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| JBurdan23: | |
I bet he's been kicked out of the club already lol.
it doesn't start for 2.5 more hours
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LOL thats fuckin gold, those dance moves are incredible
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| TheWacoKidd: | |
| JBurdan23: | |
I bet he's been kicked out of the club already lol.
it doesn't start for 2.5 more hours
You aren't any fun. Its 11:30 on the East Coast.
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How the fuck were the two of them allowed to be in the same casino, let alone stay together?
This should be epic.
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ok so I'm a lame fuck and bailed before the strip club cuz i'm fucked up on 37 drinks and shots and my cabby gave me shit for wasting his time to drive me a block. BUT jaybone got thrown out of the club, after dead in headlightsing Doyle at playboy. More to come on the story tomorrow.
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Fell over
Dropped his phone 30 times
Drank half a 5th of captain
Spit his drink all over the floor
Bet his sister, not as in he bet something against her. He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.
all before 6pm
This would differ from Jay's typical Wednesday afternoon how?
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| ChocoThunder: | |
BUT jaybone got thrown out of the club, after dead in headlightsing Doyle at playboy
HUH?
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"Deer", not "dead" I think. I had to read it like half a dozen times. I presume he was giving Doyle the googly eyes like he wanted to suck him off.
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ess286
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07-02-2009 5:48 AM
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I too pussied out on the strip club. I am back in my room drunker than 4 monkeys on a 7 monkey scale.
Another great time was had by all. Choco is right, Doyle strolled through the party twice and jaybone got thrown out. FTR he did take a few hour nap after the original post about him.
Man I am drunk
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