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Jaybone will more than likely die tonight.
ChocoThunder (United States) 10,922 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-01-2009 8:21 PM

Just left him and sweetness at the sportsbook in the rio.  While I drank my five beers he did the following.

Fell over
Dropped his phone 30 times
Drank half a 5th of captain
Spit his drink all over the floor
Bet his sister, not as in he bet something against her. He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.

all before 6pm

I'm sooo stoked for the shitshow tonight.

 
 
 

calibre908 (United States) 2,172 Posts. Joined 10-01-2007.
07-02-2009 10:32 AM - In reply to

ChocoThunder: 

He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.



+1

tsxxx04 (United States) 5,539 Posts. Joined 10-17-2007.
07-02-2009 11:02 AM - In reply to

Blackout4: 

Bob Futon: 
Unforseen: 

So is he dead?



its barely 7 AM there.  He's still waking up

A) Drunk
B)  With that awful stale tatse in your mouth that no toothbrush, 32 Ounce Gatorade or water will get rid off
C)  A pounding headache


D) Still up getting railed by sweetness



fyp

jtown1010 (United States) 20,645 Posts. Joined 01-13-2006.
07-02-2009 11:06 AM - In reply to

tsxxx04: 

Blackout4: 

Bob Futon: 
Unforseen: 

So is he dead?



its barely 7 AM there.  He's still waking up

A) Drunk
B)  With that awful stale tatse in your mouth that no toothbrush, 32 Ounce Gatorade or water will get rid off
C)  A pounding headache


D) Still up getting railed by sweetness



fyp


sweetness dressed as a tranny and railed a passed out jaybone?

3kingme3 (United States) 3,206 Posts. Joined 09-26-2007.
07-02-2009 11:09 AM - In reply to

God I hate waking up after a long night drinking on 2 hours sleep. OT party was insane met a lot of people and had a great time. also lol at me posting my BAC at a .12 last night it was more like.192

Da Donkey (United States) 11,431 Posts. Joined 05-13-2005.
07-02-2009 11:12 AM - In reply to

Utried: 

I agree....people who can't handle their liquor definitely are not fun to be around. 



Finally someone with common sense. As far as Bob Futon, Phi, and s1nner, seriously none of you 3 have grown up yet so nothing you say bothers me.

Same with sweetness at that Phillies function and you guys all drawing dicks on him and shit at the game, sure it is funny, but immature as hell, go figure s1nner was a part of that. I would not want to be with you guys if you are going to act retarded like that in public.

TheWacoKidd (United States) 25,185 Posts. Joined 10-05-2005.
07-02-2009 11:13 AM - In reply to

just got home from the strip club, lol

saw clay and kush still going strong ony my way out... dobut they are real

AFink93 (United States) 12,195 Posts. Joined 03-31-2006.
07-02-2009 11:21 AM - In reply to

Da Donkey: 
Utried: 

I agree....people who can't handle their liquor definitely are not fun to be around. 



Finally someone with common sense. As far as Bob Futon, Phi, and s1nner, seriously none of you 3 have grown up yet so nothing you say bothers me.

Same with sweetness at that Phillies function and you guys all drawing dicks on him and shit at the game, sure it is funny, but immature as hell, go figure s1nner was a part of that. I would not want to be with you guys if you are going to act retarded like that in public.


IMO if you get that drunk in public where you literally pass out. Especially around OTers you deserve whatever they do to you.


I think they hype up Jaybones degeneracy.. Not sure why. Maybe to perpetuate a myth or something.

Blackout4 (United States) 5,810 Posts. Joined 12-09-2006.
07-02-2009 11:30 AM - In reply to

TheWacoKidd: 
just got home from the strip club, lol

saw clay and kush still going strong ony my way out... dobut they are real

Thats the life right there, I will be there Sunday, hopefully doing the same thing on Monday morning, lol

watson5j (United States) 2,136 Posts. Joined 02-15-2009.
07-02-2009 11:52 AM - In reply to

s1nnr: 
Bob Futon: 
GreesonEV: 
PhiAlphaMTSU: 

 just ignore da donkey.....he's just a troll who never has anything worth a damn to post



+111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111


+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
I thought this guy was an asshole...good thing everyone confirmed it!! +5234523452345234523452435262567737652424124123

skisteve (French Polynesia) 23,838 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
07-02-2009 12:15 PM - In reply to

11:30am? Lol that is impressive Waco. No shame leaving before those two terminators. Post pics of night immediately!

Bob Futon (Libyan Arab Jamahiriya) 7,623 Posts. Joined 10-19-2007.
07-02-2009 12:18 PM - In reply to

Da Donkey: 
Utried: 

I agree....people who can't handle their liquor definitely are not fun to be around. 



Finally someone with common sense. As far as Bob Futon, Phi, and s1nner, seriously none of you 3 have grown up yet so nothing you say bothers me.

Same with sweetness at that Phillies function and you guys all drawing dicks on him and shit at the game, sure it is funny, but immature as hell, go figure s1nner was a part of that. I would not want to be with you guys if you are going to act retarded like that in public.


You troll on an internet forum where no one likes you and judge people in every post.  Go play in traffic?

s1nnr (United States) 7,235 Posts. Joined 03-19-2007.
07-02-2009 12:22 PM - In reply to

Da Donkey: 
Utried: 

I agree....people who can't handle their liquor definitely are not fun to be around. 



Finally someone with common sense. As far as Bob Futon, Phi, and s1nner, seriously none of you 3 have grown up yet so nothing you say bothers me.

Same with sweetness at that Phillies function and you guys all drawing dicks on him and shit at the game, sure it is funny, but immature as hell, go figure s1nner was a part of that. I would not want to be with you guys if you are going to act retarded like that in public.


looool, i was not part of that, i just took pics of it, and his friend was the one who drew 99% of it...  everyone there enjoyed it, as well as sweetness...

u are really mature, and i hope one day i can be a retarded troll like you...

AFink93 (United States) 12,195 Posts. Joined 03-31-2006.
07-02-2009 12:25 PM - In reply to

skisteve: 
11:30am? Lol that is impressive Waco. No shame leaving before those two terminators. Post pics of night immediately!


830 Local time sir..

Blackout4 (United States) 5,810 Posts. Joined 12-09-2006.
07-02-2009 12:26 PM - In reply to

Bob Futon: 
Da Donkey: 
Utried: 

I agree....people who can't handle their liquor definitely are not fun to be around. 



Finally someone with common sense. As far as Bob Futon, Phi, and s1nner, seriously none of you 3 have grown up yet so nothing you say bothers me.

Same with sweetness at that Phillies function and you guys all drawing dicks on him and shit at the game, sure it is funny, but immature as hell, go figure s1nner was a part of that. I would not want to be with you guys if you are going to act retarded like that in public.


You troll on an internet forum where no one likes you and judge people in every post.  Go play in traffic?


Sheesh Donkey, u are a fuking troll - Give me a break, I semi agree with you on the immature shit, but only bc its like Jaybone wants to be an embarassment everytime he goes out, but the fuker just likes to get stupid, first time in Vegas for him, get shitty and be the entertainment, who the fuk cares - I would like to call myself mature and grown up, which I think I am, but there is still a lot of college in me and I will get stupid drunk and do dumb things, that doesn't mean I am not grown up, means I know how to let loose and have a good time, ur just a fuking tool - Sweetness at Phillies game was fuking hilarious, drawing on him is childish but still fuking funny -


s1nnr (United States) 7,235 Posts. Joined 03-19-2007.
07-02-2009 12:27 PM - In reply to

AFink93: 
I think they hype up Jaybones degeneracy.. Not sure why. Maybe to perpetuate a myth or something.


this is true, he really doesnt handle himself that bad, he is alot of fun to drink with and a verrrrry smart kid IMO

 
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