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Jaybone will more than likely die tonight.
ChocoThunder (United States) 10,922 Posts. Joined 02-27-2006.
07-01-2009 8:21 PM

Just left him and sweetness at the sportsbook in the rio.  While I drank my five beers he did the following.

Fell over
Dropped his phone 30 times
Drank half a 5th of captain
Spit his drink all over the floor
Bet his sister, not as in he bet something against her. He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.

all before 6pm

I'm sooo stoked for the shitshow tonight.

 
 
 

bluefin (United States) 585 Posts. Joined 02-06-2007.
07-02-2009 12:42 PM - In reply to

Blackout4: 

Bob Futon: 
Da Donkey: 
Utried: 

I agree....people who can't handle their liquor definitely are not fun to be around. 



Finally someone with common sense. As far as Bob Futon, Phi, and s1nner, seriously none of you 3 have grown up yet so nothing you say bothers me.

Same with sweetness at that Phillies function and you guys all drawing dicks on him and shit at the game, sure it is funny, but immature as hell, go figure s1nner was a part of that. I would not want to be with you guys if you are going to act retarded like that in public.


You troll on an internet forum where no one likes you and judge people in every post.  Go play in traffic?


Sheesh Donkey, u are a fuking troll - Give me a break, I semi agree with you on the immature shit, but only bc its like Jaybone wants to be an embarassment everytime he goes out, but the fuker just likes to get stupid, first time in Vegas for him, get shitty and be the entertainment, who the fuk cares - I would like to call myself mature and grown up, which I think I am, but there is still a lot of college in me and I will get stupid drunk and do dumb things, that doesn't mean I am not grown up, means I know how to let loose and have a good time, ur just a fuking tool - Sweetness at Phillies game was fuking hilarious, drawing on him is childish but still fuking funny -



Donkey has to realize that there are age differences here.  For someone like myself, who has a wife, daughter, mortgage, career, bills, crazy ass boxer; these are immature silly acts.  But hell if I didn't do them when I was in my late teen/ early 20's

Da Donkey (United States) 11,431 Posts. Joined 05-12-2005.
07-02-2009 12:45 PM - In reply to

lolol... s1nner and Bob Futon,  you guys use the word "troll" like it is going out of style. Bob Futon I have no idea who you are, and apparently neither does anyone else, so I could give two shits about what you say.

s1nner, dude....no comment. Hardly any of your posts make sense, that is probably why you are still in school even though you have been out of high school for 8 years, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Poor LeftyC.

I get what Blackout is saying and that is fine, I mean lord knows I get stupid retarded drunk every now and again, however, I make sure that when I do, I'm not somewhere out in public, it would be with a close group of friends. Even in Vegas I get drunk off my ass, but I still have some sort of control. I'm glad Jaybone is having an awesome time, great, fall over, pass out I don't care, when you start spitting drinks out and shit like that, that's where I draw the line.

Having said that, I am going to ring in the 4th and start drinking! And FWIW, quit taking me so damn seriously lol

skisteve (French Polynesia) 23,838 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
07-02-2009 12:47 PM - In reply to

It's easier to handle the wasted guy if you are in a group, if it's just two of you and it's more babysitting than partying it sucks. I say if they fall behind tough crap if they have a history of being a downer for your own playtime. Shove him in a cab and send him back to the hotel if you want to care more and can let go. As long as the can keep up worry about your own good time instead. Some people can't let go of the dude "bringing down their night" while others don't let it get to them. Simple as that. If you are the latter don't go out with those types. ez game. Doesn't mean other people don't enjoy different things though, power to them....(no comment on the drawing on people stuff, no experience there lol.)

stackinsideways (United States) 3,568 Posts. Joined 03-27-2008.
07-02-2009 12:53 PM - In reply to

can we get alot more funny stories...

alot less of the DaDbag...

and maybe some pics?


MadProfesor (Anonymous Proxy) 6,459 Posts. Joined 01-13-2006.
07-02-2009 12:58 PM - In reply to

somebody post some effffing pics already!!


33mikemcg (United States) 516 Posts. Joined 11-29-2007.
07-02-2009 1:00 PM - In reply to

This is OT where the fukc are the PICS!!!!!!!!!  Don't tell me that at an OT party in Vegas nobody took pix?  That would be just wrong. 


heavyj80 (United States) 12,447 Posts. Joined 08-22-2007.
07-02-2009 1:02 PM - In reply to

33mikemcg: 

This is OT where the fukc are the PICS!!!!!!!!!  Don't tell me that at an OT party in Vegas nobody took pix?  That would be just wrong. 



 its only 11 am thurr.   give it time    give it time

paidchex 960 Posts. Joined 10-10-2008.
07-02-2009 1:05 PM - In reply to

This thread had so much promise.
Pics/stories or stfu
All of us losers who aren't in Vegas need to live vicariously


skisteve (French Polynesia) 23,838 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
07-02-2009 1:07 PM - In reply to

heavyj80: 

33mikemcg: 

This is OT where the fukc are the PICS!!!!!!!!!  Don't tell me that at an OT party in Vegas nobody took pix?  That would be just wrong. 



 its only 11 am thurr.   give it time    give it time
Phi won't even be awake for two hours, then he has to roll out the duece, then spend the day smelling of stolen jc penny perfume before finally posting a few pics. I'm looking for him around 3-4. Just a guess!

Popperhead (Canada) 5,554 Posts. Joined 07-19-2007.
07-02-2009 1:17 PM - In reply to

I smell an E-fight brewing


buchiYAYO (United States) 6,565 Posts. Joined 05-02-2006.
07-02-2009 1:17 PM - In reply to

stackinsideways: 

can we get alot more funny stories...

alot less of the DaDbag...

and maybe some pics?



so effin this

JBurdan23 (United States) 1,277 Posts. Joined 12-21-2006.
07-02-2009 1:18 PM - In reply to

 Da Donkey = Debbie Downer. 


kidrockin (United States) 4,775 Posts. Joined 10-03-2005.
07-02-2009 1:19 PM - In reply to

I just walked down to the casino to get some coffee and pain pills. I saw some lady playing slots and drinking a beer and it made me literally puke in my mouth and spit it out into the nearest trash bin.

Great time last night. Where is round two tonight imo?


TheDude12424 (United States) 1,272 Posts. Joined 04-24-2007.
07-02-2009 1:19 PM - In reply to

Da Donkey: 

I'd be willing to bet I have had more fun than 90% of OT.... So I don't think that's the case, and I get stupid drunk as hell when I go to Vegas, but you won't see me spitting drinks out or just being disrespectful.

Handle your damn alcohol.



I can't take it anymore...I FUCKING HATE YOU.

skisteve (French Polynesia) 23,838 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
07-02-2009 1:21 PM - In reply to

kidrockin: 

I just walked down to the casino to get some coffee and pain pills. I saw some lady playing slots and drinking a beer and it made me literally puke in my mouth and spit it out into the nearest trash bin.

Great time last night. Where is round two tonight imo?

Awesome! Sounds like a perfect day to go to the pool and lounge while checking out tan lines. (hair of the dog ftw!)
 
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