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Edit-holy crap I didn't mean to go all bfactor on you guys.

I just got home tonight and once again I had a blast with all the OT'ers on Vegas.  Jesus Christ we have some fun son of a bitches in OT.  Jaybone stayed with me a couple nights and that right there is some entertainment.  But just for fun we pick up sweetness at the airport.  Those two should not be allowed to be anywhere near each other, especially in a place like that. 

For all of you guys that read Admiral's ballin on a budget thread and laughed your ass off, he's a thousand times funnier in person.  Him and Willywoo are the shit.  Here are some things that cracked me up.

Me, admiral, sweet, jayboner, choco and his brother leave the Venetian so they could play some beer pong.  Walking down the strip Admiral is carring a big bag full of miller lites and a beer bong.  He asks every single person that looked at him and laughed (which was all of them) if they wanted to do a beer bong.  Not just asked, yelled at the top of his lungs to get people to do one.  I was amazed at how many people did.  Everytime a crowd of people would just stop, stare, and the laugh their ass of at it.  He went up to an elderly couple (seriously like 85-90) and asked the old lady to do one.  They were like wtf is that and he showed the how it worked.  They were horrified and i think the old man wet himself. 

We get to the beer pong place and Jaybone and Sweetness start talking to a couple of pigs.  One was ok at best but her friend was chubby as all hell and every time she squatted down to pick up the ping pong ball her tight shirt created another fat crease in the rolls.  It was fun and all until they followed us out of there.  Jay and sweet were lagging so tubby came up to me and put her arm around me and tried to hold my hand.  It was 107° and she was sweating something feirce.  I made an excuse to break free and walk away from her.  Like an hour later and a few rounds of drinks, Jay and sweetness were making out with them at the bar at Venetian.  Me and willywoo were standing there taking pics and laughing our asses off.  They were both wasted. 
I took off and let the four of them have some fun.    Next morning they come to my room and remember nothing.  I mean nothing.  They had no idea how they got anywhere or what happened.  I clued them in and it cracked me up how they thought I was making up shit that happened.  Holy wasted.

I tell Jaybone and sweetness I'll pick they up the other night to go to NYNY and I'd treat for dinner at some restaurant there so we will be nice and full for some drinking at the OT party later.  I call them up and ask them if they are ready to go.  Jaybone is incoherent and sweet says they are in the Rio near an elevator.  I walk through and find them and they are both looking wasted, neither have shoes on and jaybone is missing a sock.  Wtf?  Me and sweet made him take a nap or I wouldn't bring him to the OT party.  We got up to the room, he walks into the bathroom and just pisses all over the floor, wall, toilet (almost).  Sweetness goes in and says "dude you didn't even put the toilet seat up."  It was 6:30 and he told us to come wake him up at 5.  Ummm.  10:30 we went and dragged his ass to the party.

The OT party was pretty awesome.  It was cool seeing some new people that weren't there last year.  Every time I turned around somebody was handing me another drink.  Then we all left to go to see some titties and waiting for a cab I had to take a leak something fierce.  When I got back everybody left and I was like oh well.  But then I saw pinksock and was good again.  We caught up to all those guys in a couple minutes.  After I remember sharing a cab with gboro and he was passed out and we were heading to the rhino.  I know I asked him if I found an internet connection would he play me heads up for rolls.  I think he pussed out for obv reasons.  

Sweet kept texting me to go to the hospital to get him released.  I said I was drunk and he got pissed at me.  I met them two in the morning and they couldn't remember leaving the party.  Jay said a cop found him sleeping outside on some stairs and told him to beat it.   Sweet woke up in the drunk tank with an IV in his arm. 

But last night was the nuts.  Jaybone was so drunk and hung over he didn't want to go to the Bluff party at Saphire.  That party was awesome last year so I made him.  Open bar from 9-11.  I was getting Captain and Cokes 2-4 at a time and they were going down fast.  Me, him, kidrockin (who''s pretty awesome) and his hot gf were sitting at the club pounding drinks for free.  His girl getting a lap dance from a stripped was pretty hot too.  I bought jay a dance and I think he fell in love (fucking noob).  I had 18 Captain's there and had a good buzz going. 

Somehow we got to O'sheas and met wretchy and others there and I had 4 more drinks.  If you remember that video of maridu a while back and she yelled something about a ginger in her room, I met that redhead last night at O'sheas.  She was cute as hell.  I think I told her I paused that video and whacked off like four times to it.  She kept giving me creepy looks which made her even hotter.  Ess tells me they are at Voodoo at the top of the Rio so we went over.  Had a blast there until we closed the place.  Couple more drinks.  I told Jaybone that pinksock wanted him bigtime so he kept flirting with her.  Lol she was like why does he keep following me so I told her I said he had a chance.  She looked so discusted. In a hot way of course.

Me and jay stumbled back to my room drunk as shit and I remember halfway there telling him it was like a 50/50 chance that there might be a fucking tiger in our room.  Holy fuck that was fun.  We went to sleep at like 5 and I woke up at 6:30 to catch a flight home.  I was just so happy he didn't pee on me.

Man I am having a hard time remember all the shit I did this week.  Most of it is a blur.  But what an awesome time.  OT is the fucking best man. 


Cliff notes:  GTF to Vegas bishes.

Oh and somehow I came home with way more cash then I went out there with.  Guess I have to take the wife shopping tomorrow to keeep her happy.  Man I still feel hungover.