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Lefty's Vegas week in review. **Loool pics inside** Sorry Jayboner.
LeftyMark (United States) 16,880 Posts. Joined 01-14-2007.
07-03-2009 9:11 PM

Edit-holy crap I didn't mean to go all bfactor on you guys.

I just got home tonight and once again I had a blast with all the OT'ers on Vegas.  Jesus Christ we have some fun son of a bitches in OT.  Jaybone stayed with me a couple nights and that right there is some entertainment.  But just for fun we pick up sweetness at the airport.  Those two should not be allowed to be anywhere near each other, especially in a place like that. 

For all of you guys that read Admiral's ballin on a budget thread and laughed your ass off, he's a thousand times funnier in person.  Him and Willywoo are the shit.  Here are some things that cracked me up.

Me, admiral, sweet, jayboner, choco and his brother leave the Venetian so they could play some beer pong.  Walking down the strip Admiral is carring a big bag full of miller lites and a beer bong.  He asks every single person that looked at him and laughed (which was all of them) if they wanted to do a beer bong.  Not just asked, yelled at the top of his lungs to get people to do one.  I was amazed at how many people did.  Everytime a crowd of people would just stop, stare, and the laugh their ass of at it.  He went up to an elderly couple (seriously like 85-90) and asked the old lady to do one.  They were like wtf is that and he showed the how it worked.  They were horrified and i think the old man wet himself. 

We get to the beer pong place and Jaybone and Sweetness start talking to a couple of pigs.  One was ok at best but her friend was chubby as all hell and every time she squatted down to pick up the ping pong ball her tight shirt created another fat crease in the rolls.  It was fun and all until they followed us out of there.  Jay and sweet were lagging so tubby came up to me and put her arm around me and tried to hold my hand.  It was 107° and she was sweating something feirce.  I made an excuse to break free and walk away from her.  Like an hour later and a few rounds of drinks, Jay and sweetness were making out with them at the bar at Venetian.  Me and willywoo were standing there taking pics and laughing our asses off.  They were both wasted. 
I took off and let the four of them have some fun.  Ick!  Next morning they come to my room and remember nothing.  I mean nothing.  They had no idea how they got anywhere or what happened.  I clued them in and it cracked me up how they thought I was making up shit that happened.  Holy wasted.

I tell Jaybone and sweetness I'll pick they up the other night to go to NYNY and I'd treat for dinner at some restaurant there so we will be nice and full for some drinking at the OT party later.  I call them up and ask them if they are ready to go.  Jaybone is incoherent and sweet says they are in the Rio near an elevator.  I walk through and find them and they are both looking wasted, neither have shoes on and jaybone is missing a sock.  Wtf?  Me and sweet made him take a nap or I wouldn't bring him to the OT party.  We got up to the room, he walks into the bathroom and just pisses all over the floor, wall, toilet (almost).  Sweetness goes in and says "dude you didn't even put the toilet seat up."  It was 6:30 and he told us to come wake him up at 5.  Ummm.  10:30 we went and dragged his ass to the party.

The OT party was pretty awesome.  It was cool seeing some new people that weren't there last year.  Every time I turned around somebody was handing me another drink.  Then we all left to go to see some titties and waiting for a cab I had to take a leak something fierce.  When I got back everybody left and I was like oh well.  But then I saw pinksock and was good again.  We caught up to all those guys in a couple minutes.  After I remember sharing a cab with gboro and he was passed out and we were heading to the rhino.  I know I asked him if I found an internet connection would he play me heads up for rolls.  I think he pussed out for obv reasons.  

Sweet kept texting me to go to the hospital to get him released.  I said I was drunk and he got pissed at me.  I met them two in the morning and they couldn't remember leaving the party.  Jay said a cop found him sleeping outside on some stairs and told him to beat it.   Sweet woke up in the drunk tank with an IV in his arm. 

But last night was the nuts.  Jaybone was so drunk and hung over he didn't want to go to the Bluff party at Saphire.  That party was awesome last year so I made him.  Open bar from 9-11.  I was getting Captain and Cokes 2-4 at a time and they were going down fast.  Me, him, kidrockin (who''s pretty awesome) and his hot gf were sitting at the club pounding drinks for free.  His girl getting a lap dance from a stripped was pretty hot too.  I bought jay a dance and I think he fell in love (fucking noob).  I had 18 Captain's there and had a good buzz going. 

Somehow we got to O'sheas and met wretchy and others there and I had 4 more drinks.  If you remember that video of maridu a while back and she yelled something about a ginger in her room, I met that redhead last night at O'sheas.  She was cute as hell.  I think I told her I paused that video and whacked off like four times to it.  She kept giving me creepy looks which made her even hotter.  Ess tells me they are at Voodoo at the top of the Rio so we went over.  Had a blast there until we closed the place.  Couple more drinks.  I told Jaybone that pinksock wanted him bigtime so he kept flirting with her.  Lol she was like why does he keep following me so I told her I said he had a chance.  She looked so discusted. In a hot way of course.

Me and jay stumbled back to my room drunk as shit and I remember halfway there telling him it was like a 50/50 chance that there might be a fucking tiger in our room.  Holy fuck that was fun.  We went to sleep at like 5 and I woke up at 6:30 to catch a flight home.  I was just so happy he didn't pee on me.

Man I am having a hard time remember all the shit I did this week.  Most of it is a blur.  But what an awesome time.  OT is the fucking best man. 


Cliff notes:  GTF to Vegas bishes.

Oh and somehow I came home with way more cash then I went out there with.  Guess I have to take the wife shopping tomorrow to keeep her happy.  Man I still feel hungover. 

 
 
 

LeftyMark (United States) 16,880 Posts. Joined 01-14-2007.
07-04-2009 11:42 AM - In reply to

I forgot that I had the chick in the red shirt's phone number because she asked me to text her the pic I took of her and Jaybone (how romantic).  So I just sent her a text with the link to this thread.  She hasn't responded yet but If any of you are interested they were from Chicago and love drunken idiots.  One of them may or may not be carrying a little sweetness.  We'll know in a few months. 


Jaybone2315 (United States) 18,695 Posts. Joined 07-27-2006.
07-04-2009 11:45 AM - In reply to

you are such an asshole.


Bong BrOke (United States) 6,003 Posts. Joined 11-01-2006.
07-04-2009 11:50 AM - In reply to

hahahahaha you texted her the link!!


HK_MP5N 8,425 Posts. Joined 07-27-2005.
07-04-2009 11:54 AM - In reply to

LeftyMark: 

I forgot that I had the chick in the red shirt's phone number because the asked me to text her the pic I took of her and Jaybone (how romantic).  So I just sent her a text with the link to this thread.  She hasn't responded yet but If any of you are interested they were from Chicago and love drunken idiots.  One of them may or may not be carrying a little sweetness.  We'll know in a few months. 



lollllllllllllllleeerrrssssssss

El Burro (United States) 6,282 Posts. Joined 01-17-2006.
07-04-2009 12:02 PM - In reply to

LeftyMark: 
The next day I asked if he remembered posing with Michael.  He was like "Wtf I met Michael Jackson?"

Hearty lol.

ess286 (United States) 16,459 Posts. Joined 10-02-2005.
07-04-2009 12:26 PM - In reply to

great thread. I really need to dry out. I have had 5 hrs of sleep in 2 days. Last night went to Hard Rock with the crew. I started a nice heater at the BJ table and of course got 2 waitresses on a "bring me a drink every time you come here" routine. i made some sweet cash and got a great buzz.

Then my phone starts blowing up with Wretchy, Mathclub, and SCTrojans. To of BGX's buddies and I meet up at the Palms with Mathclub. We headed up to the Ghost Bar to hook up with Trojans. Ended up being Trojans, Dipthrong, Jamers, Crzy, BPV3, Charder, and a few others. We added another bottle to their booth and I proceeded to continue to abuse my liver. I stumbled into my room this morning and grabbed 2 hrs of sleep.

I am now at the airport still drunk and tired as fuck. I love OT and if you don't come next year you should kill yourself. Also, if anyone gets a chance to meet Mathclub you should do it. This is the 2nd yr I have hung out with him and everyone can tell you he is a blast and a great dude.

Oh, the other night at Voodoo jaybone tells me that he thinks he is in love with Pinksock and is gonna tell her he loves her. I told him I thought it was a brilliant idead and that broads love that. I only told him that because she and I are friends and I wanted to see her uncomfortable face. <3 Delany


jtown1010 (United States) 21,821 Posts. Joined 01-13-2006.
07-04-2009 12:29 PM - In reply to

I wish I got to play drunken blackjack with ess.


ess286 (United States) 16,459 Posts. Joined 10-02-2005.
07-04-2009 12:31 PM - In reply to

There is a lot of yelling, clapping, and cussing. Good times imo


Jaybone2315 (United States) 18,695 Posts. Joined 07-27-2006.
07-04-2009 12:44 PM - In reply to

ess286: 
Oh, the other night at Voodoo jaybone tells me that he thinks he is in love with Pinksock and is gonna tell her he loves her. I told him I thought it was a brilliant idead and that broads love that. I only told him that because she and I are friends and I wanted to see her uncomfortable face. <3 Delany

by the time i finally got there, i couldnt even tell u how many drinks i had. Im gonna go with a number of somewhere in the 25+ range.

you guys telling me to start hitting on pinksock was probably great for you guys, but horrible for both of us. No clue what I was saying to her, but i do think at one point i started to grab/smack her ass. There is a very high chance she hates me, lol.

Willywoo (Djibouti) 12,598 Posts. Joined 01-29-2006.
07-04-2009 5:32 PM - In reply to

 I'm not gonna start a new thread just for my take so here is my report.  Lots of fun no doubt.

Got in Saturday morning. Did nothing but play poker until Tuesday.  Booorrrring I know.

Monday I met a few guys who were also playing poker, Hinderantz, Cmoney,  and tcsunna.  Thanks for the rail in the deepstack.  Quad 8s any good?

Tuesday we met up with Sweetness, Jaybone, Lefty Mark, Choco Thunder and his brother Chase

You’ve heard all the beer bong stories, except that the beer bong got 86’d from the Venetian.  I do have some pics of sweetness doin’ work on his 8th Street Latina, but I ‘m saving those for leverage. We are gonna hit that trifecta next time, lefty.  I can feeeeeeel it.

Later after my 14th place finish in the tourney ( yes it is a tiny brag) we met up  with BGX, his buddies, and Cougars for some Blackjack and craps.  SHOOTER!!!! Then it was time to put Admiral to bed as he had been beer bonging it since about noon.

Big day Wednesday. First the P5’s party, I met a few peeps there, Wowswift and Fmxxxer, Mathclub, PGHfan and Adam. A big thanks to Adam for putting that on.  It was certainly a nice pre game for the OT party.

Then of course the OT party. Wow is about all I can say.  Here’s most of those I met there;

Berminetti

Threeeven

Resilient

Underdog

Chatterbox

Ess

Kidrockin

Waco

Nechita

Amslim

BubbaKGB

Mookmonster

LVPokerdealer

Dyzalot

3kingme3

Reech


How all the stuff that went on there happened without my knowledge is beyond me, but seriously I know nothing.

I did take the pic of Reech on Doyle’s scotter before security shut us down, but contrary to the rumors, I did not take the other pic that was on his camera.

Mathclub, I have been looking for an excuse to come to NZ, so when you start playing football let me know, I’m coming out for a game.

Wowswift and fmxxxer are great people lots of fun.

Dyzalot is as expected.  I could tell he was a fun guy just not enough time to get to know him better.

Berminetti, solid.

3kingme3, I promise to use my gray hair to my advantage at the table and rest assured I took no offense to you referring to me as old.  I am, relative to you at least.

I spent a bit of time chatting with underdog and resilient of course.  The three old guys we were.  Obviously we had no time for deep political discussion but good guys both of them.   GL in the main res.  UD, I agree next visit we’ll need some alone time.

Choco Thunder and his little brother are two of nicest guys you'll ever meet btw.  Sorry I lost you, Chase. I just cabbed it home.  It appeared the boys were not gonna make it for breakfast.

Of course it’s always good to meet up with Ess and BGX.

I actually did not meet Jalman and Gboro until after the party.  Gboro was resting his head on my shoulder in the limo and eventually made it home, I hope.  Jalman was simply the nuts.

In fact if they had quicke adoptions in Vegas I probably would have ended up with PGHfan, Threeeven and Jalman as new family members.  Good kids for sure.


If I don't drink another vodka and red bull til next years party that would be okay with me.

The other stories have been told.

 

362 days and counting.


Reech (United States) 9,623 Posts. Joined 06-16-2007.
07-04-2009 5:44 PM - In reply to

so much for everything that happens in vegas staying in vegas.


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-04-2009 5:52 PM - In reply to

Dont worry too much about 3kingme calling you old. he once called me old and im only 25.


ess286 (United States) 16,459 Posts. Joined 10-02-2005.
07-04-2009 9:03 PM - In reply to

I am bummed that I didn't get to spend more time with resilient. I was hoping he was gonna hit the pits with us last night after Nobu but I didn't see him.


LeftyMark (United States) 16,880 Posts. Joined 01-14-2007.
07-04-2009 9:12 PM - In reply to

My wife just rolled her eyes at me when I said I can't wait unitil next year's OT party.


Willywoo (Djibouti) 12,598 Posts. Joined 01-29-2006.
07-04-2009 9:30 PM - In reply to

lol

 
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